[00:00:00] Children's Story - Slick Rick [00:00:03] // [00:00:03] (《侠盗猎车手:圣安地列斯》游戏插曲 ) [00:00:07] // [00:00:07] Written by:RICKY M. L. WALTERS [00:00:11] // [00:00:11] Uncle ricky [00:00:12] 里基叔叔 [00:00:12] Could u read us a bed time story please o please [00:00:18] 你能给我们讲个睡前故事吗? 求你啦 [00:00:18] Alright you kids get to bed I'll get the story book [00:00:24] 好吧孩子们上床去 我去拿书 [00:00:24] Ya'll tucked in yea [00:00:27] 准备好了吗? [00:00:27] Here we go [00:00:29] 开始吧 [00:00:29] Once upon a time not long ago [00:00:31] 就在距离现在没有多久以前 [00:00:31] When people wore pajamas and lived life slow [00:00:34] 人们各个穿着睡衣生活都挺悠闲 [00:00:34] When laws were stern and justice stood [00:00:36] 这世界有法律 这人间也有正义 [00:00:36] And people were behavin' like they ought ta good [00:00:38] 所有人都知道生活就得守点儿规矩 [00:00:38] There lived a lil' boy who was misled [00:00:41] 但这里有个小伙儿 觉得自己非常厉害 [00:00:41] By anotha lil' boy and this is what he said [00:00:43] 他的小伙伴说有个非常棒的主意 [00:00:43] Me you ty we gonna make sum cash [00:00:46] 我跟你 咱去搞点儿钱来 [00:00:46] Robbin' old folks and makin' da dash [00:00:48] **老头老太然后溜之大吉 [00:00:48] They did the job money came with ease [00:00:50] 事儿办的挺顺利 钞票来的容易 [00:00:50] But one couldn't stop it's like he had a disease [00:00:53] 但有一个人总觉着不够还想更加刺激 [00:00:53] He robbed another and another and a sista and her [00:00:55] 他抢了四五六七 [00:00:55] Brotha [00:00:55] 抢了一对男女 [00:00:55] Tried to rob a man who was a d t undercover [00:00:57] 还抢了一位大哥没想到人家是个卧底 [00:00:57] The cop grabbed his arm he started acting erratic [00:00:59] 条子一把逮住他 条子一看就挺凶 [00:00:59] He said keep still boy no need for static [00:01:02] 他说小子你别动 你现在说啥都没用 [00:01:02] Punched him in his belly and he gave him a slap [00:01:04] 一拳打肚子 然后巴掌招呼脸 [00:01:04] But little did he know the lil' boy was strapped [00:01:07] 但他不知道这小子早就已经无法无天 [00:01:07] The kid pulled out a gun he said why'd ya hit me [00:01:09] 小子掏出一把枪 说你竟然敢打我 [00:01:09] The barrel was set straight for the cop's kidney [00:01:11] 然后用枪指着腰子眼看就要开火 [00:01:11] The cop got scared the kid he starts to figure [00:01:14] 条子吓得尿失禁 小子开始自己合计 [00:01:14] I'll do years if I pull this trigga [00:01:16] 我干了这票不得好好蹲上几年监狱 [00:01:16] So he cold dashed and ran around the block [00:01:18] 所以小子开始跑路 他跑出一条街 [00:01:18] Cop radioes it to another lady cop [00:01:21] 条子赶紧就用喇叭通知那边那位大姐 [00:01:21] He ran by a tree there he saw this sista [00:01:23] 小子爬过一棵树 他撞上这位姐姐 [00:01:23] A shot for the head he shot back but he missed her [00:01:25] 子弹立马飞过来 他一枪没想会打偏 [00:01:25] Looked around good and from expectations [00:01:28] 他仔细看看周围情况然后下定主意 [00:01:28] So he decided he'd hit for the subway stations [00:01:30] 他决定要跑到地铁站里先在那里避避 [00:01:30] But she was coming and he made a left [00:01:32] 但是大姐追上来 他只能往左跑 [00:01:32] He was runnin' top speed till he was outta breath [00:01:34] 他跑的飞快但是已经上气不接下气 [00:01:34] Knocked an old man down and swore he killed him sorry [00:01:37] 他撞上一个老头骂他是不是没长眼睛 [00:01:37] Then he made his move to an abandoned building [00:01:39] 终于跌跌撞撞就跑进了一个废弃工地 [00:01:39] Ran up the stairs up to the top floor [00:01:42] 往楼上奔 他一路逃跑 [00:01:42] Opened up the door there guess who he saw