YOLO - The Lonely Island&Adam Levine&Kendrick Lamar Yolo 及时行乐 Yolo 及时行乐 You only live once 你的人生只有一次 The battle cry of a generation 这个世代的代表性口号 This life is a precious gift 生命是无价之宝 So don't get too crazy it's not worth the risk 所以别太疯狂,这不值得你冒险 You know that we are still young 你了解我们依然年轻 So don't be dumb 所以别傻了 Don't trust anyone 不要轻易信任任何人 'Cause you only live once 因为你的人生只有一次 You only live once that's the motto 你的人生只有一次,这是一个座右铭 So take a chill pill ease off the throttle 所以冷静点,把神经线放松点 Never go to loud clubs 'cause it's bad for your ears 别往吵杂的俱乐部去,别往吵杂的俱乐部去 Your friends will all be sorry when they can't hear 你的朋友都会因为他们听不到而感到相当遗憾 And stay the hell away from drugs 'cause they're not legal 利用毒品让自己远离地狱不是合法的行为 Then bury all your money in the backyard like a Beagle 像只狗一样把你的钱藏在你家后院比较好 'Cause you should never trust a bank they've been known to fail 你最好不要去相信银行,因为他们早就知道啥时要赔钱 And never travel by car or bus boat or by rail 不搭汽车,公交车,船或是火车 And don't travel by plane and don't travel at all 不要搭飞机,不要坐任何交通工具 Built a bomb shelter basement with titanium walls 在地下室用钛合金打造一个铜墙铁壁的防空洞 And wear titanium suits in case pianos fall on ya 接着穿着用钛金属打造的盔甲,在被钢琴砸死前 And never go in saunas 'cause they're crawling with piranhas 也千万别去任何桑拿室,因为会有食人鱼爬进去咬人 And never take the stairs 'cause they're often unsafe 不要走楼梯,不要走楼梯 You only live once don't let it go to waste 你的人生只有一次,你的人生只有一次 You know that we are still young 你了解我们依然年轻 So hold off on the fun 所以戒掉一切嗜好 Cook your meat 'til it's done 烹煮肉类时,确定他已经熟透了 'Cause you only live once 因为你的人生只有一次 Yeah and here's another piece of advice 这里有句忠告话 Stay away from kids 'cause their hair is filled with mad lice 尽量离小孩子远一点,因为他们的头发都长满了阴虱 There's no such thing as too much Purell 根本就没这回事,当抹太多的Purell This a cautionary tale word to George Orwell 这是一个借镜,来自于George Orwell所写的 So don't 1984 us sending bugs into sockets 所以别用1980年的蛮力用力插入任何插座 Always wear a chastity belt and triple lock it 永远穿着贞操带,并加上三个保险锁 Then hire a taster make him check your food for poison 接着聘雇一个品酒师傅,让他帮你确认你的食物有没有毒 And if you think your mailman is a spy then destroy him 如果你认为你的送件邮差是个间谍,那就毁灭他吧 No blankets or pajamas they could choke you in your sleep 别盖任何毛毯或是穿睡衣,因为这些会在你睡着的时候宰了你 Two words about furniture: KILLING MACHINES 两个单字来形容家具:杀人机器 Board your windows up the sun is bad for your health 把窗户通通封死,因为阳光对你的健康有害 And always wear a strait jacket so you're safe from yourself 永远穿着只有一条拉炼的夹克,这样你才来保证你自己安全 Take no chances (no chances) 不要有任何机会 Stop freelancing (right now) 停止任何自由业工作 Invest in your future don't dilute your finances 投资在你的未来,不要分散了你的银弹 401K – make sure it's low risk 401K,确定它的风险性低 Then get some real-estate (how much ) 4 2% 然后去搞些房地产来,第三年开始贷款利息4.2% 30-year mortgage that's important that's a great deal 这相当重要,会是一笔巨大的交易 And if you can't afford it don't forge it on your last bill