[00:00:01] YOLO - The Lonely Island&Adam Levine&Kendrick Lamar [00:00:03] Yolo [00:00:06] 及时行乐 [00:00:06] Yolo [00:00:08] 及时行乐 [00:00:08] You only live once [00:00:10] 你的人生只有一次 [00:00:10] The battle cry of a generation [00:00:12] 这个世代的代表性口号 [00:00:12] This life is a precious gift [00:00:15] 生命是无价之宝 [00:00:15] So don't get too crazy it's not worth the risk [00:00:19] 所以别太疯狂，这不值得你冒险 [00:00:19] You know that we are still young [00:00:22] 你了解我们依然年轻 [00:00:22] So don't be dumb [00:00:25] 所以别傻了 [00:00:25] Don't trust anyone [00:00:28] 不要轻易信任任何人 [00:00:28] 'Cause you only live once [00:00:31] 因为你的人生只有一次 [00:00:31] You only live once that's the motto [00:00:33] 你的人生只有一次，这是一个座右铭 [00:00:33] So take a chill pill ease off the throttle [00:00:36] 所以冷静点，把神经线放松点 [00:00:36] Never go to loud clubs 'cause it's bad for your ears [00:00:39] 别往吵杂的俱乐部去，别往吵杂的俱乐部去 [00:00:39] Your friends will all be sorry when they can't hear [00:00:42] 你的朋友都会因为他们听不到而感到相当遗憾 [00:00:42] And stay the hell away from drugs 'cause they're not legal [00:00:45] 利用毒品让自己远离地狱不是合法的行为 [00:00:45] Then bury all your money in the backyard like a Beagle [00:00:48] 像只狗一样把你的钱藏在你家后院比较好 [00:00:48] 'Cause you should never trust a bank they've been known to fail [00:00:51] 你最好不要去相信银行，因为他们早就知道啥时要赔钱 [00:00:51] And never travel by car or bus boat or by rail [00:00:54] 不搭汽车，公交车，船或是火车 [00:00:54] And don't travel by plane and don't travel at all [00:00:57] 不要搭飞机，不要坐任何交通工具 [00:00:57] Built a bomb shelter basement with titanium walls [00:01:00] 在地下室用钛合金打造一个铜墙铁壁的防空洞 [00:01:00] And wear titanium suits in case pianos fall on ya [00:01:03] 接着穿着用钛金属打造的盔甲，在被钢琴砸死前 [00:01:03] And never go in saunas 'cause they're crawling with piranhas [00:01:06] 也千万别去任何桑拿室，因为会有食人鱼爬进去咬人 [00:01:06] And never take the stairs 'cause they're often unsafe [00:01:09] 不要走楼梯，不要走楼梯 [00:01:09] You only live once don't let it go to waste [00:01:13] 你的人生只有一次，你的人生只有一次 [00:01:13] You know that we are still young [00:01:16] 你了解我们依然年轻 [00:01:16] So hold off on the fun [00:01:19] 所以戒掉一切嗜好 [00:01:19] Cook your meat 'til it's done [00:01:22] 烹煮肉类时，确定他已经熟透了 [00:01:22] 'Cause you only live once [00:01:25] 因为你的人生只有一次 [00:01:25] Yeah and here's another piece of advice [00:01:27] 这里有句忠告话 [00:01:27] Stay away from kids 'cause their hair is filled with mad lice [00:01:30] 尽量离小孩子远一点，因为他们的头发都长满了阴虱 [00:01:30] There's no such thing as too much Purell [00:01:33] 根本就没这回事，当抹太多的Purell [00:01:33] This a cautionary tale word to George Orwell [00:01:36] 这是一个借镜，来自于George Orwell所写的 [00:01:36] So don't 1984 us sending bugs into sockets [00:01:39] 所以别用1980年的蛮力用力插入任何插座 [00:01:39] Always wear a chastity belt and triple lock it [00:01:42] 永远穿着贞操带，并加上三个保险锁 [00:01:42] Then hire a taster make him check your food for poison [00:01:45] 接着聘雇一个品酒师傅，让他帮你确认你的食物有没有毒 [00:01:45] And if you think your mailman is a spy then destroy him [00:01:48] 如果你认为你的送件邮差是个间谍，那就毁灭他吧 [00:01:48] No blankets or pajamas they could choke you in your sleep [00:01:51] 别盖任何毛毯或是穿睡衣，因为这些会在你睡着的时候宰了你 [00:01:51] Two words about furniture: KILLING MACHINES 404

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