[00:00:00] Joseph Smith American Moses - Various Artists (欧美群星)
[00:00:00] And now we wish to honor you with the story of joseph smith
[00:00:07] The american moses
[00:00:09] Oh this is very good praise christ
[00:00:14] Mormon
[00:00:17] I am going to take you back in time
[00:00:20] Mormon
[00:00:21] To the united states 1823
[00:00:23] Mormon
[00:00:24] A small and poor village called oopstate New York
[00:00:27] Oop state
[00:00:27] There was disease and famine
[00:00:30] So sick
[00:00:31] But also in this village lived a simple farmer who would change everything
[00:00:36] His name was Joseph Smith
[00:00:41] Ya ya ya ya ya ya
[00:00:43] Ya ya ya
[00:00:44] Ha oom
[00:00:45] Joseph Smith
[00:00:46] American Moses
[00:00:48] Praise be to Joseph
[00:00:50] American prophet man
[00:00:51] Ay my name is Joseph Smith
[00:00:54] I'm going to f**k this baby
[00:00:56] What
[00:00:57] Ha oom
[00:00:58] No no Joseph
[00:00:59] Don't f**k da baby
[00:01:01] Joseph Smith
[00:01:03] Don't f**k da baby
[00:01:05] Suddenly the clouds parted
[00:01:07] And Joseph Smith was visited by god
[00:01:10] Ha oom
[00:01:11] Joseph Smith
[00:01:12] Do not f**k a baby
[00:01:14] I'll get rid of your aids
[00:01:16] If you f**k dis frog
[00:01:23] Joseph Smith f**ked the frog god gave and his aids went away
[00:01:28] Then a great wizard named Moroni appeared from the starship Enterprise
[00:01:33] Joseph Smith
[00:01:35] Your village is sh*t
[00:01:37] You shall lead your villagers to a new village
[00:01:40] Take these f**king golden plates
[00:01:42] Oh way
[00:01:44] And on the plates were written the directions to a new land
[00:01:49] Salt ta laaaay siti
[00:01:51] Salt ta laaaay siti
[00:01:55] Joseph tried to convince all the villagers to follow him and his golden plates
[00:02:00] Liberation Equality
[00:02:02] No more slavery for oopstate Mormon people
[00:02:07] I got the golden plates
[00:02:08] Gold plates
[00:02:09] I'm gonna lead the people
[00:02:10] We head west
[00:02:12] We gotta stick togeddah
[00:02:13] Mormons
[00:02:14] We gotta help each uddah
[00:02:16] We're Mormons
[00:02:16] And so we climb the mountain
[00:02:18] We head west
[00:02:19] And we cross the river
[00:02:20] We head west
[00:02:21] And we fight the oppression
[00:02:23] Mormons
[00:02:24] By being nice to ev'ryone
[00:02:25] We're Mormons
[00:02:27] Not so fast Mormons
[00:02:28] You shall not pass my mountain
[00:02:31] Down from the mountain look who comes
[00:02:32] The American warlord Brigham young
[00:02:34] Yes I am Brigham Young
[00:02:38] I cut off my daughter's clitoris
[00:02:40] That made god angry so he turned my nose into a clit for punishment
[00:02:45] Brigham Young
[00:02:47] His nose was a clitoris
[00:02:49] What will you do Joseph
[00:02:50] Will you fight the clitoris man
[00:02:52] Not fight him help him
[00:02:57] Joseph Smith took his magical f**k frog and rubbed it
[00:03:00] Upon Brigham Young's clit face
[00:03:02] And behold Brigham was cured
[00:03:07] Joseph Smith magical aids frog
[00:03:11] Brigham Young frog on his clit face
[00:03:15] Brigham Young was so grateful
[00:03:18] He decided to join the Mormons on their journey
[00:03:22] Compassion
[00:03:23] Courtesy
[00:03:24] Let's be really f**king polite to everyone
[00:03:28] I got the golden plates
[00:03:29] Gold plates
[00:03:30] I'm gonna lead the people
[00:03:32] We head west
[00:03:33] We gotta stick togeddah
[00:03:34] Mormons
[00:03:36] Now comes the part of our story that gets a little bit sad
[00:03:41] Ohhhh
[00:03:42] After traveling for so long
[00:03:45] The Mormons ran out of fresh water
[00:03:47] And became sick with dysentery
[00:03:52] Mormon go to da watah
[00:03:53] Watah go to da cup
[00:03:55] Cup go to da stomach
[00:03:57] Sh*t come out da butt
[00:03:59] Sh*t go in da watah
[00:04:00] Watah go in da cup
[00:04:02] Sh*t go down da stomach
[00:04:03] Sh*t come out da butt
[00:04:04] Oh f**k
[00:04:07] Oh no
[00:04:08] The prophet Joseph Smith is now getting sick
[00:04:12] Sh*t go in da watah
[00:04:13] Watah go in da cup
[00:04:14] Cup go to da thirsty
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