[00:00:00] Such A Groovy Guy - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇) [00:00:13] // [00:00:13] I got my alligator boots I wear my pants skin tight [00:00:16] 踏上我的鳄鱼皮鞋 穿上我的紧身裤 [00:00:16] I wear my dark sunglasses in the middle of the night [00:00:19] 戴上我的深色太阳镜 [00:00:19] And when I look in the mirror oh it's such an awesome sight [00:00:22] 接着当我照镜子的时候 我是一副如此绝妙的景象 [00:00:22] It makes me want to kneel down and pray [00:00:26] 让我都想跪下来感谢上帝 [00:00:26] I'm so adorable and charming [00:00:27] 我这么可爱迷人 [00:00:27] I'm sure that you can see [00:00:29] 你一定看得到吧 [00:00:29] And everybody's always tryin' to hang around with me [00:00:32] 所有人都想 和我一起闲逛 [00:00:32] They tell me I'm the greatest and it's hard to disagree [00:00:36] 他们跟我说我是最棒的 这很难否认啊 [00:00:36] 'Cause I'm so perfect in every way [00:00:38] 因为我怎么看都很完美 [00:00:38] And I'm so cute [00:00:40] 我太可爱了 [00:00:40] I can hardly stand it [00:00:42] 我自己都受不了 [00:00:42] And I'm so handsome honey I could just die [00:00:45] 我太英俊了 甜心 让我去死吧 [00:00:45] I know you'll never be as wonderful as me [00:00:48] 我知道你永远不可能像我一样不可思议 [00:00:48] But at least you can try 'Cause [00:00:51] 至少你可以试试啊 [00:00:51] I'm such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy) [00:00:55] 因为我就是这么个帅小伙 这么个帅小伙 [00:00:55] Yeah I'm such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy) [00:00:58] 我就是这么个帅小伙 这么个帅小伙 [00:00:58] I'm such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy) [00:01:01] 我是这么个帅小伙 这么个帅小伙 [00:01:01] Yeah I'm such a groovy guy [00:01:05] 我是这么个帅小伙 [00:01:05] Baby are you in the mood for a little romance [00:01:08] 宝贝你觉得气氛有点浪漫吗 [00:01:08] Well for starters I could pour some chocolate pudding down your pants [00:01:12] 作为开始我会倒一些巧克力布丁 在你裤子下面 [00:01:12] And then attach electrodes to your brain and watch you dance [00:01:15] 然后给你的脑袋贴上电极 看你手舞足蹈 [00:01:15] Well golly wouldn't that be fun [00:01:19] 老天 这难道不好玩吗 [00:01:19] Oh and then I might decide to tie you up with dental floss [00:01:22] 然后我可能决定 [00:01:22] I'll make you wear a harness and I'll show ya who's the boss [00:01:25] 把你用牙线绑起来 再给你戴上牵引绳 让你看看谁才是老大 [00:01:25] Of course if you refuse well honey it's your loss [00:01:29] 当然如果你拒绝 甜心 这是你的损失 [00:01:29] I mean I don't do this with just anyone [00:01:32] 我是说我不会随便和一个人做这些事 [00:01:32] So baby how can you say its all over [00:01:35] 那么宝贝你怎么会说这一切都结束了 [00:01:35] So how can ya tell me goodbye [00:01:38] 那么你怎么能跟我说再见 [00:01:38] So now you tell me that you're leavin' me for good [00:01:41] 那么现在你告诉我 离开我是为我好 [00:01:41] And all I wanna know is why [00:01:43] 我想知道的就是为什么 [00:01:43] I mean after all [00:01:44] 我是说毕竟 [00:01:44] I'm such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy) [00:01:47] 我真的是个帅小伙 这么个帅小伙 [00:01:47] Yeah I'm such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy) [00:01:51] 我真的是个帅小伙 这么个帅小伙 [00:01:51] I'm such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy) [00:01:54] 我真的是个帅小伙 这么个帅小伙 [00:01:54] Yeah I'm such a groovy guy [00:01:56] 我真的是个帅小伙 [00:01:56] I mean you could do worse [00:02:11] 我是说你只能做得更糟 [00:02:11] I'm such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy) [00:02:14] 我真的是个帅小伙 这么个帅小伙 [00:02:14] Yeah I'm such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy) 404

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