[00:00:02] Ladies and gentleman that ni**a king tee and the [00:00:07] Al cum a holiks [00:00:09] Pooh-butts play the rear cause I'm makin yapes [00:00:12] The rhymes ain't no thicker than a skittle grapes [00:00:14] A lot of girls would like to thank me for the hanky-panky [00:00:17] On the mic I hold a belt now I know no one could spank me [00:00:19] It took a long time for the people to hear my rhymes [00:00:22] Seems like I been rappin since my birth in '69 [00:00:24] Sorry to keep you waitin I run rhymes like walter payton [00:00:26] I get a rhyme like spokes on a dayton [00:00:29] But I won't knock off because I just rock off [00:00:31] The beats to get funky like when you take your sock off [00:00:34] To all the white folks I would like to say howdy [00:00:36] And to all my brothers I say peace quit actin rowdy [00:00:39] Wack mcs in ninety-two ew you need to take a rest [00:00:41] The public don't you aim the best you're softer than a hookers chest [00:00:44] Raps I make em snaps I make em [00:00:46] For duties movin booties cause I shake shake shake em [00:00:48] And I got rhymes funky funky rhymes [00:00:51] E -swift hold the needle down with nickels and dimes [00:00:53] I drink olde english st. ide's and mickeys [00:00:56] When it's time to roll I throw on my black dickeys [00:00:58] On the mic I get wicked like wilson pickett [00:01:00] I get the place jumpin like a cricket when I kick sh*t [00:01:03] I'm from the west coast but don't sleep home-stimpy [00:01:05] Even if I was a paperboy you still couldn't rip me [00:01:07] I walk up and chalk up pairs like the knicks [00:01:10] I'm all in the mix like snares and kicks [00:01:13] When it comes to rhymes I get loose like belt buckles [00:01:15] Those who chose to oppose this nose is felt knuckles [00:01:17] (Where you goin' to) to the tip [00:01:19] (And what cha bout to do) bout to rip [00:01:23] Some people use the word funky too loosely [00:01:25] And just how many rappers say they kick it like bruce lee [00:01:28] (What's your favorite brew) olde e [00:01:29] (And what it make you do) go pee [00:01:32] It used to be about rhymes all about rhymes [00:01:34] Now rappers rearrangin and changin like times [00:01:37] I got it bad y'all I got it bad y'all [00:01:39] When it comes to the pen and the pad y'all [00:01:41] I got it bad y'all I got it bad y'all [00:01:44] When it comes to the pen and the pad y'all [00:01:48] That hollys [00:01:53] That hollys [00:01:57] Back the f**k up gimme room to breath [00:01:59] Not too many niggaz can flip the rhymes like these [00:02:01] I freak the technique as if it was a b**ch [00:02:04] Got more soul than the pit with a fifth [00:02:06] Pitch the ball so I can beat it with the bat [00:02:09] Talk some sh*t so I can smoke ya with my gat [00:02:11] I'm feelin kind feelin kinda feelin kinda feelin kinda [00:02:14] Feelin kinda buzzed off a sack of chocolate tie [00:02:16] My my my ho I like to rip the shows up [00:02:18] Smack the hoes that walk around with they nose up [00:02:21] Run to the liquor store before they close up [00:02:23] Buy a few 40s cause daily I get to' up [00:02:26] Sit at the crib and write riggy riggy rhymes [00:02:28] Line after line after liggy liggy line [00:02:30] Yo I can get funky buy my tape and bump me [00:02:33] To the break of dawn I hit the bud and pass it on [00:02:35] Hangin at the park shootin craps on the weekend [00:02:38] My brown bag is wet cause my tall can is leakin [00:02:40] Starin at the cops beatin up on rodney [00:02:43] While a pack of o.g.'s steppin to me tryin to rob me [00:02:45] Just because I'm d**e niggaz wanna smoke me [00:02:48] On the mic I get funky while you're doin the hokey-pokey [00:02:50] Dance steps I think that you should leave to paula [00:02:52] Alkaholiks is the sh*t e-swift's the smooth bawler [00:02:55] Is slangin these rhymes like a rock [00:02:56] Life ain't sh*t but money and a glock [00:02:59] Don't punch a clock but I cock a fat knot [00:03:01] So I can smoke a lot of pot that I roll up with tops