Santa Claus And His Old Lady - Cheech & Chong (切奇 & 崇)
"Ma-ma-ma-ma-cita
Donde esta Santa Cleese
The vato wit da bony knees
He coming down da street wit
No choos on his feet
And he's going to
No  no  that ain't it
Mamamasita  donde esta Santa
Claus
Da guy wit da hair on his jaws
He's
Nah  Hey  man  come
Over here  man
I need some help  man
Yeah  man  I can dig that
Like  uh  what are ya doing  man 
Aw  I'm trying to write a song
About Santa Claus  man
But it's not coming out
About who  man 
About Santa Claus  man
You know  Santa Claus  man 
Oh  yeah  man
I played with those dudes  man
What 
Yeah  last year at the Fillmore  man
Me and the bass player sat in  man
Oh  hey  man  you think
Santa Claus is a group  huh 
No  it's not a group  man
Wha  They break up  man 
No  man  It's one guy  man
Y'know  he had a a red suit on  man
With black patent leather choos
You know the guy  man
Oh  yeah  he's with Motown  ain't he 
Yeah  I played with that dude  too  man
He's a good singer  man
No  no  hold on  man
He's not with Motown  man
Well  then he's with Buddah  man
No  aw  man  you don't know
Who Santa Claus is  man 
Yeah  well  I'm not from here  man
Like  I'm from Pittsburgh  man
I don't know too many local dudes
Ohhh  I see  Well  hey  man  sit back
And relax and I'll tell you da story
About Santa Claus  man
Listen
Once upon a time  about  hmmm
Five years ago  there was
This groovy dude and
Has name was Santa Claus
Y'know 
And he used to live over in the projects
With his old lady and
They had a pretty good thing together
Because his old lady was really fine
And she could cook and all that
Stuff like that  y'know
Like  she made da best brownies in town  man 
Oh  I could remember 'em now  man
I could eat one of 'em  man
Wow  did you know these people  man 
Oh  yeah  man
They used to live next door to me
Y'know
Until they got kicked out  man
Wha 
They got kicked out of the projects  man 
Yeah  you know what happened  man 
They used ta live with all these midgets
Y'know  and da midgets used
To make a lotta noise  y'know
Like pounding and hammering
And pounding all night  man
Typical freaks  huh 
Oh  yeah  man  they were really freaks  man
As a matter of fact
They all moved up north together  y'know
Oh  they had to go
Get their head together  man 
Yeah  get their head together
And they started a commune  y'know
It was called the uh
Santa Claus and his Old Lady Commune
It was a real famous one up there  man
And they used to sit around and groove
All the time  y'know 
Oh  yeah 
Yeah  a really good time  man
That sounds heavy 
Yeah  they eat da brownies  man
And they drink da tea  man
And what they did most of da time
Though  was make a lotta goodies
Y'know 
And they had everything they needed
They only needed to come into town
Maybe once year or something like that
To pick up the welfare check
And the food stamps  right 
Yeah
No  no  what they did  man  is that
Once a year
When they made all the goodies
Y'know
They used ta put 'em in a beeg
Chopping bag and  then
They used ta take da
Chopping bag and give and give 'em to all the
Boys and girls all da way around da world  man 
Hey  well  that's hip  man
That sounds real nice 
Oh  yeah
They were really nice people  man
And so much class  man
They had so much class  y'know
Like  even take da way
They used ta deliver da toys  y'know
It's like  Santa Claus used ta have this
Really charp chort  man  y'know 
It was lower to da ground
Had twice-pipes  candy-apple red and button top
Oooo  clean
Hey  that sounds like a hip snowmobile  man 
No  no  it wasn't a snowmobile
It was a sled  y'know
One of those big sleds  y'know 
And he used ta have it pulled
By some reindeers  y'know  like  reindeers 
Some what  man 
Some reindeers  y'know
He used ta hook them onto da sled
And then he used ta stand up inside
Da sled and hold on to da reins and
Then call out their names  like
On Donner  On  Blitzen  On Chewy  On  Tavo 
C'mon  Becto 
And then  the reindeers
Used ta take off into da sky and
Fly across da sky  man 
Wow  man  That's far out  man 
Yeah  And then  when they flied across da sky
They used ta come down to places like
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