[00:00:00] Mother Molesters - Apathy/Chris Lowe [00:00:00] Yeah Chelsea Clinton Where you at b**ch [00:00:03] Yeeeaaahhhh you monkey motherf**kers [00:00:07] This is Celph Titled the motherf**kin' [00:00:09] Trife-A-Saurus Rex [00:00:11] And I've got my motherf**kin ni**a Majik Most [00:00:14] About to molest every female b**ch [00:00:16] In your f**kin family [00:00:17] You want more info [00:00:19] Dial 1-900-Get-F**ked-Up [00:00:21] For twenty-five stitches a minute [00:00:23] I don't give a f**k if you're handicapped [00:00:25] You talk that sh*t I'll bust a handy cap in that a** [00:00:28] Yo Majik bust them in the head [00:00:30] And leave 'em retarded [00:00:31] Bring that sh*t ni**a [00:00:32] Yeah yeah yo [00:00:34] Majik Most is here now stop tryin' to rhyme [00:00:36] Even your mom says you just wastin' your time [00:00:39] I'll catch you in line as you apply for Medicaid [00:00:41] And beat you in the skull with a prosthetic leg [00:00:44] Majik's got it made all [00:00:45] In-between your girls thighs [00:00:46] Any tough guys get smashed and pulverized [00:00:49] I'm off the hook like fish alibi's [00:00:50] Why diss [00:00:51] It's high risk try this [00:00:53] Die quick in your whip [00:00:54] With a windshield wiper through your iris [00:00:57] You not feelin' this [00:00:57] I'll crush your grandmothers hip [00:00:59] Then strip the emergency bracelet off her wrist [00:01:02] I love to shoot the gift [00:01:03] Man I rock a Santa suit when inside a vocal booth [00:01:05] I'll blast you through the roof [00:01:07] Just to show and prove [00:01:08] Oh you still want beef (ah ha ha) [00:01:09] I'll bust your chops [00:01:10] F**k you up like a Cyclops [00:01:12] In a w**d spot with no eye drops [00:01:14] Motherf**kers [00:01:15] Hip hop is back (yeah yeah) [00:01:17] But you're a faggot in drag [00:01:18] Rockin' a dress [00:01:19] That used to be your dads [00:01:21] I'll choke you with your do-rag [00:01:22] Slam you on a concrete slab [00:01:24] Oh you mad [00:01:24] Cause Majik Most is so d**e I whack kids [00:01:27] Hijack the city bus with my man Dutch Massive [00:01:30] Hit the strip club [00:01:30] Celph and Ap got free passes [00:01:32] Every verse I write considered classic [00:01:35] A suplex Superman like a girl in a skirt [00:01:37] Bury you in the dirt [00:01:38] Rappers get placed in a world of hurt [00:01:40] You tryin' to mack a dame [00:01:41] But your game doesn't work [00:01:42] You should feel lame and ashamed [00:01:44] When you go home and jerk [00:01:45] Cause I be havin' big titty b**ches buying my shirt [00:01:47] While you lurkin' in the bushes [00:01:49] With a perverted smirk [00:01:50] So jealous of the way I be ridin' the track [00:01:52] You put your walkman on my rap [00:01:54] And fantasize that you're Ap [00:01:55] But I'll be shittin' on you nerd [00:01:56] Motherf**kers for fun [00:01:57] Till I make you mad enough [00:01:59] To come to school with a gun [00:02:00] Beat you up until you cry [00:02:01] And take your money for lunch [00:02:03] They'll be mopping up your face [00:02:04] By the twentieth punch [00:02:05] You faggots get ghost [00:02:06] Puttin' holes in the fabric of clothes [00:02:08] My automatic blows metal [00:02:09] Through the back of your domes [00:02:10] I'm mackin' your hoes [00:02:11] Rapid flows that'll roast opponents [00:02:13] Who play me close or battle with Majik Most [00:02:15] Stop a second and drop your weapon b**ch [00:02:17] (b**ch ) [00:02:17] I meant to kill you back [00:02:18] When the doctor stepped in [00:02:19] And said your mom was pregnant [00:02:21] Stomp the section of her stomach [00:02:22] Where a baby doll sleeps [00:02:23] Roast beef with both feet [00:02:24] Wearing weighted golf cleats [00:02:26] Leave behind a blood trail [00:02:27] And a bottle of Seagram's Gin [00:02:28] Covered in my bloody finger print [00:02:30] And blame my evil twin [00:02:31] But since I didn't see you there [00:02:32] I'll burn your studio [00:02:34] I'll fill you with warm slugs [00:02:35] Like you turned marsupial