[00:00:00] No Joke (Acapella) - Apathy [00:00:00] Yo I got a problem with the mic [00:00:02] So I solve it like a man [00:00:03] Grab it by the neck and rock it as hard as I can [00:00:05] From Nike's on my feet to the mic that I freak [00:00:08] MC's will agree that I'm precise on the beef [00:00:11] F**k fronting shut down pacs like game over [00:00:13] Consistently light sh*t up like chain-smokers [00:00:16] Flex and I melt down flesh like flamethrowers [00:00:18] Fresh is the dooky gold chain Kane showed us [00:00:21] Funny how your honey or your dame came over [00:00:23] When you were out last night couldn't remain sober [00:00:25] You woke up in the morning with a bad hangover [00:00:28] I woke up and bang a coocha til the day was over [00:00:31] It's like that [00:00:32] Like what [00:00:32] Like this [00:00:33] Motherf**kers try to dis get put on the hit list [00:00:36] Punch punks like I'm pugilist yo catch the fist [00:00:38] When I be taking out MC's like dogs that need to piss [00:00:41] Easily I approach the microphone [00:00:43] Because I ain't no joke joke [00:00:46] Easily I approach the microphone [00:00:49] Because I ain't no joke joke [00:00:51] Easily I approach the microphone [00:00:54] Because I ain't no joke joke [00:00:56] Easily I approach the microphone [00:00:59] Because I ain't no joke joke [00:01:01] On a scale of one to ten approximately I'm a thousand [00:01:03] Stomp thru your neighborhood city or project housing [00:01:06] I am something that you never seen before [00:01:08] Like your grandparents having sex behind close doors [00:01:11] I rhyme like a scavenger that hunts for his prey [00:01:13] And probably kill a dozen rappers and just call it a day [00:01:16] All I need is a b**ch that'll give me wet dreams [00:01:18] So I can get my rocks off like erosion in streams [00:01:21] I drop science like clumsy professors in auditoriums [00:01:23] And stretch niggaz out like a motherf**king accordion [00:01:26] I make you look stupid like cruisin the back [00:01:28] You can cruise in the greyhound and I'll cruise in my jet [00:01:31] I'm impossible to beat like playing tic-tac-toe [00:01:33] Celph Titled is famous for spitting ill rap flows [00:01:36] Yo me and apathy are like brothers since birth [00:01:38] You catch a bad one and get put under the earth [00:01:41] Easily I approach the microphone [00:01:44] Because I ain't no joke joke [00:01:46] Easily I approach the microphone [00:01:49] Because I ain't no joke joke [00:01:51] Easily I approach the microphone [00:01:54] Because I ain't no joke joke [00:01:56] Easily I approach the microphone [00:01:59] Because I ain't no joke joke [00:02:01] Yo I find your vital organs and put a machete there [00:02:04] Thug type ni**a but b**ches say I'm a teddy bear [00:02:06] Al Capone style bruising your back [00:02:08] Make you an interracial cat have blue and half black [00:02:11] Block attacks with the raps that I spit on wack [00:02:13] Sh*t on cats everything I flip on DAT's [00:02:16] Hits hard like Rocky's spits cannot be missed [00:02:18] Your God be pissed now I'm on some Nagasaki sh*t [00:02:21] And while your at work I'll feed your b**ch a sloppy dick [00:02:24] I got a hard drive your man got a floppy dick [00:02:26] The only time you have safe sex and be felt [00:02:29] Is if you jacked off in a car wearing a seat belt [00:02:31] Your brains melts to mush your girl felt the rush [00:02:34] Whens Ap's bounce and bust the pelvic thrusts [00:02:36] Twist your spine inflict despicable sh*t through rhymes [00:02:39] Critical incredible when crippling your pitiful mind [00:02:41] Pull out my nine and it's party and draw time [00:02:43] You signed the death contract [00:02:45] And bleed between the white line [00:02:47] Crash the player's ball make the chandelier fall [00:02:49] Choke house guests with hors d'ourves made outta sea floor [00:02:51] And metaphors betta then yours settle the scores [00:02:54] Leave cats wrapped up in medical gauze [00:02:56] You better applause your feminism [00:02:58] I'll rip out your skeleton