[00:00:00] I'm My Own Grandpa (Album Version) - Willie Nelson (威利·纳尔逊) [00:00:04] // [00:00:04] Now many many years ago [00:00:05] 很久很久以前 [00:00:05] When I was twenty three [00:00:07] 那时我才23岁 [00:00:07] I was married to a widow [00:00:09] 我娶了一个寡妇 [00:00:09] Who was pretty as could be [00:00:11] 她美若天仙 [00:00:11] This widow had a grown-up daughter [00:00:14] 她有一个成年的女儿 [00:00:14] Had hair of red [00:00:15] 有着一头红色的头发 [00:00:15] My father fell in love with her [00:00:17] 我的父亲爱上了她 [00:00:17] And soon the two were wed [00:00:19] 很快他们也结婚了 [00:00:19] This made my dad my son-in-law [00:00:21] 我的父亲变成了我的女婿 [00:00:21] And changed my very life [00:00:23] 我的生活因此发生了天翻地覆的变化 [00:00:23] My daughter was my mother [00:00:24] 我的女儿现在是我的母亲 [00:00:24] 'Cause she was my father's wife [00:00:27] 因为她嫁给了我的父亲 [00:00:27] To complicate the matters [00:00:28] 太复杂了 [00:00:28] Even though it brought me joy [00:00:30] 虽然这让我很快乐 [00:00:30] I soon became the father [00:00:32] 很快我当父亲了 [00:00:32] Of a bouncing baby boy [00:00:34] 有了一个健康的宝宝 [00:00:34] My little baby then became [00:00:36] 我的宝宝便成了 [00:00:36] A brother-in-law to dad [00:00:38] 我父亲的弟弟 [00:00:38] And so became my uncle [00:00:40] 所以他又成了我的叔叔 [00:00:40] Though it made me very sad [00:00:42] 虽然这样让我觉得很难过 [00:00:42] For if he was my uncle [00:00:44] 他是我的叔叔 [00:00:44] That also made him the brother [00:00:46] 也是寡妇女儿的 [00:00:46] Of the widow's grown-up daughter [00:00:47] 弟弟 [00:00:47] Who of course was my step-mother [00:00:50] 而这位寡妇的女儿又是我的继母 [00:00:50] I'm my own grandpa [00:00:53] 最后我变成了我自己的爷爷 [00:00:53] I'm my own grandpa [00:00:57] 我变成了我自己的爷爷 [00:00:57] It sounds funny I know [00:00:59] 这听上去太有趣了 [00:00:59] But it really is so [00:01:01] 但事实如此 [00:01:01] I'm my own grandpa [00:01:05] 我变成了我自己的爷爷 [00:01:05] My father's wife then had a son [00:01:07] 我父亲的妻子之后也生了一个儿子 [00:01:07] That kept them on the run [00:01:09] 他们为他忙东忙西 [00:01:09] And he became my grandchild [00:01:11] 他成了我的孙子 [00:01:11] For he was my daughter's son [00:01:13] 因为他是我女儿的儿子 [00:01:13] My wife is now my mother's mother [00:01:15] 我的妻子是我继母的母亲 [00:01:15] And it makes me blue [00:01:17] 这让我很伤心 [00:01:17] Because she is my wife [00:01:18] 因为她是我的妻子 [00:01:18] She's my grandmother too [00:01:21] 同时她也成了我的奶奶 [00:01:21] I'm my own grandpa [00:01:25] 我变成了我自己的爷爷 [00:01:25] I'm my own grandpa [00:01:28] 我变成了我自己的爷爷 [00:01:28] It sounds funny I know [00:01:30] 这听上去太有趣了 [00:01:30] But it really is so [00:01:33] 但事实如此 [00:01:33] I'm my own grandpa [00:01:36] 我变成了我自己的爷爷 [00:01:36] Now if my wife is my grandmother [00:01:38] 现在 如果我的妻子是我的奶奶 [00:01:38] Then I am her grandchild [00:01:40] 那么我就是他的孙子 [00:01:40] And every time I think of it [00:01:42] 每当想到这里 [00:01:42] It nearly drives me wild [00:01:44] 就会把我逼疯 [00:01:44] For now I have become [00:01:45] 因为我成为了 [00:01:45] The strangest case you ever saw [00:01:47] 你见过的最奇怪的案例 [00:01:47] As the husband of my grandmother [00:01:49] 作为我奶奶的丈夫 [00:01:49] I am my own grandpa [00:01:51] 我变成了我自己的爷爷 [00:01:51] I'm my own grandpa [00:01:55] 我变成了我自己的爷爷 [00:01:55] I'm my own grandpa [00:01:59] 我变成了我自己的爷爷 [00:01:59] It sounds funny I know [00:02:00] 这听上去太有趣了 404

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