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[00:00:01] 八月中秋
[00:00:03] 张督监
[00:00:04] 请武松吃饭
[00:00:07] 这次破例到了后院鸳鸯楼上
[00:00:14] 武松啊
[00:00:15] 从来没到过这个地方
[00:00:17] 那楼梯都铺着红毡子
[00:00:20] 走起路来都没声
[00:00:23] 到楼顶上一看
[00:00:25] 呵
[00:00:26] 这个眼亮啊
[00:00:28] 八月的时候
[00:00:29] 天本来不凉啊
[00:00:31] 窗户
[00:00:32] 门都开着
[00:00:33] 登楼远眺
[00:00:36] 都监府尽收眼底
[00:00:40] 啊
[00:00:40] 武松这才明白
[00:00:42] 东西南北四至哪到哪
[00:00:45] 你别看
[00:00:46] 来了这么些日子了
[00:00:47] 武松守规矩
[00:00:49] 不能乱走
[00:00:52] 再看这楼上
[00:00:54] 也铺着地毯
[00:00:56] 拔扇
[00:00:56] 洒金的屏风
[00:00:58] 红木雕刻的桌椅
[00:01:01] 那桌子面上
[00:01:03] 都镶嵌着宝石和电骡
[00:01:06] 闪闪发光啊
[00:01:09] 就随便这一张桌子
[00:01:12] 要拿到市面上去
[00:01:14] 也得值几百两银子
[00:01:17] 武松倒不羡慕
[00:01:20] 心说
[00:01:21] 嘿
[00:01:23] 怪不都愿当官呢
[00:01:25] 真是吃尽穿绝呀
[00:01:29] 就一张桌子
[00:01:30] 一把椅子
[00:01:31] 就够穷苦人活多少年的
[00:01:36] 他心里啊
[00:01:37] 倒不太得劲
[00:01:39] 这时候
[00:01:40] 张督监
[00:01:41] 命人调摆桌椅
[00:01:44] 让武松坐下
[00:01:47] 相处大半年了
[00:01:49] 这武松呢
[00:01:50] 也不像刚来时候那么拘谨了
[00:01:54] 另外
[00:01:55] 张督监
[00:01:56] 还请出几个头面人物在这儿陪席
[00:02:01] 时间不大
[00:02:02] 拍摆酒菜
[00:02:05] 这顿酒菜是格外的丰盛
[00:02:09] 没动筷的时候
[00:02:12] 就听后面有人说话
[00:02:14] 夫人到
[00:02:17] 夫人到
[00:02:20] 武松一听
[00:02:21] 什么
[00:02:21] 夫人也来了
[00:02:24] 刚想回避
[00:02:26] 让张督监给拦住了
[00:02:28] 武松
[00:02:30] 你何必躲开呢
[00:02:33] 今天把你请来
[00:02:36] 就是与我的夫人见见面
[00:02:40] 咱们都是一家人了
[00:02:42] 不必拘礼
[00:02:44] 是
[00:02:45] 是
[00:02:45] 是
[00:02:46] 武松赶紧把头低下了
[00:02:50] 哎哟
[00:02:50] 时间不大
[00:02:51] 屏风门一开
[00:02:54] 张督监的夫人
[00:02:57] 在丫鬟婆子的簇拥下走上鸳鸯楼
[00:03:04] 武松偷眼一看呢
[00:03:06] 张督监的夫人倒挺稳重的
[00:03:10] 不超过40 岁
[00:03:13] 举止端庄
[00:03:16] 满头的珠光宝气
[00:03:19] 当然
[00:03:19] 身上也是穿绸裹缎了
[00:03:22] 连那些丫鬟婆子都是满头的簪环首饰
[00:03:27] 穿红倚绿
[00:03:29] 香味扑鼻呀
[00:03:33] 等夫人到屋之后
[00:03:35] 张督监给介绍
[00:03:37] 来来来武松过来
[00:03:40] 见过我的夫人
[00:03:42] 夫人呐
[00:03:44] 这就是我特聘来府中的教师
[00:03:49] 武松师爷
[00:03:51] 我不是跟你说过一次了
[00:03:54] 在景阳岗打死老虎的就是这位呀
[00:03:59] 夫人点点头
[00:04:01] 武松赶紧倒身下拜
[00:04:04] 夫人往旁边一闪
[00:04:06] 壮士免礼
[00:04:08] 平身谢夫人
[00:04:12] 张督监说
[00:04:13] 别客气了
[00:04:13] 别客气
[00:04:14] 都是一家人
[00:04:15] 大家坐坐坐坐坐坐
[00:04:17] 来呀
[00:04:18] 开席
[00:04:21] 丫鬟婆婆像穿梭一样啊
[00:04:25] 左一样右一样
[00:04:26] 往上端
[00:04:28] 吃不了几口
[00:04:29] 撤下去又换新的
[00:04:33] 左一道菜
[00:04:34] 右一道菜
[00:04:36] 那就没完了
[00:04:38] 那不像一般人请客
[00:04:41] 八个菜也好
[00:04:42] 六个菜也好
[00:04:43] 往这儿一摆
[00:04:44] 多的吃完
[00:04:45] 多的拉倒
[00:04:47] 人家这儿不行
[00:04:48] 净换新鲜的
[00:04:51] 吃几口
[00:04:51] 撤下去了
[00:04:54] 这个豪华
[00:04:55] 这个奢侈劲儿
[00:04:57] 难以尽表了
[00:05:00] 不光在这儿喝酒
[00:05:02] 也不光在这儿吃饭
[00:05:05] 旁边有一帮歌妓
[00:05:08] 还在这儿奏着乐
[00:05:10] 还歌舞着
[00:05:12] 让张督监和武松众人下酒
[00:05:16] 哎
[00:05:16] 这玩意儿是够享受的啊
[00:05:18] 听着小曲儿
[00:05:20] 听着丝弦在这儿喝着
[00:05:22] 显得格外的痛快
[00:05:26] 就这样一直到了晚上
[00:05:30] 月上
[00:05:31] 冬天
[00:05:34] 在鸳鸯楼上赏月
[00:05:36] 格外的眼亮啊
[00:05:38] 月亮好像大冰盘一样
[00:05:42] 屋里头点起蜡烛
[00:05:44] 月光和灯光相互交映
[00:05:48] 让人心里头更加痛快
[00:05:53] 喝酒的人一般都喝的不得理了
[00:05:56] 唯独武松尽量控制自己
[00:06:01] 不能喝酒过量
[00:06:03] 失了态
[00:06:05] 那多叫人家笑话
[00:06:07] 看来张督监喝的有点过量了
[00:06:11] 来
[00:06:12] 上好酒
[00:06:15] 我跟武都头要一醉方休
[00:06:21] 武松啊
[00:06:23] 自从你来了之后
[00:06:24] 本官特别特别的高兴啊
[00:06:28] 今天不拘常理
[00:06:31] 一醉方休
[00:06:34] 不喝醉了不散席
[00:06:38] 我给你满上一大斗
[00:06:41] 这一抖就半斤呢
[00:06:44] 武松抹不过情面去
[00:06:47] 只好站起来
[00:06:48] 把酒斗端起
[00:06:50] 一饮而尽
[00:06:51] 海量
[00:06:53] 海量
[00:06:55] 我来
[00:06:57] 你不给他敬敬酒嘛
[00:06:59] 夫人说好好嘛
[00:07:01] 夫人给敬酒
[00:07:04] 武松啊
[00:07:05] 怎么拒绝也不行
[00:07:07] 也给他满了一斗
[00:07:08] 武松也喝了
[00:07:10] 然后
[00:07:11] 武松又给张督监和夫人回敬酒
[00:07:16] 就这样推杯换盏
[00:07:19] 武松不想多喝也不行了
[00:07:22] 就觉着这个脑袋嗡嗡
[00:07:29] 眼前有点发花呀
[00:07:31] 心嘣嘣嘣嘣直跳
[00:07:34] 武松是决意再不喝了
[00:07:38] 诶就在这么个时候
[00:07:40] 张督监满面赔笑
[00:07:44] 武松啊
[00:07:46] 我且问你
[00:07:48] 家里都有什么人呢
[00:07:51] 回大人
[00:07:52] 我们弟兄二人
[00:07:55] 我哥哥亡故之后
[00:07:58] 就剩下我独身一人
[00:08:01] 哦
[00:08:03] 你这么大年纪了
[00:08:05] 还没娶媳妇吗
[00:08:07] 武松脸一红
[00:08:08] 诶
[00:08:09] 没有啊
[00:08:12] 我过去
[00:08:13] 在少林寺学功夫
[00:08:15] 后来闯荡江湖
[00:08:17] 娶个媳妇儿就累赘了
[00:08:20] 所以至今未娶
[00:08:22] 哎呀呀呀呀
[00:08:24] 男大当婚
[00:08:26] 女大当嫁呀
[00:08:29] 你现在跟过去的身份不同了
[00:08:34] 处境也变了
[00:08:36] 理应当有个家室了
[00:08:40] 我看这样吧
[00:08:43] 玉兰呢
[00:08:45] 再过来
[00:08:49] 那么多女孩儿
[00:08:52] 武松也没敢看呢
[00:08:54] 在女孩儿当中走出个姑娘来
[00:08:59] 穿的衣服也比较朴素
[00:09:03] 讲人样子比那些人全强
[00:09:07] 玉兰来到桌前
[00:09:09] 见过张督监
[00:09:11] 张督监点点头
[00:09:13] 玉兰呢
[00:09:15] 见过武都头
[00:09:18] 是
[00:09:20] 玉兰是飘飘万福
[00:09:23] 吓得武松赶紧回避
[00:09:25] 躬身施了一礼
[00:09:27] 雨来
[00:09:29] 还不敬武都头一斗酒吗是
[00:09:34] 玉兰拿起银壶来
[00:09:36] 满满倒了一斗
[00:09:38] 双手递给武松
[00:09:40] 武松
[00:09:41] 本来不想喝
[00:09:43] 没有办法
[00:09:44] 出于礼貌
[00:09:46] 双手把酒斗接过来说了声谢谢
[00:09:50] 是一饮而尽
[00:09:53] 张督监夫妻都乐了
[00:09:56] 哈哈哈哈
[00:10:00] 雨来
[00:10:02] 咱是一家人
[00:10:04] 无话不谈了
[00:10:07] 你看武松如何呀
[00:10:10] G
[00:10:12] 玉兰脸一红
[00:10:13] 赶紧把头低下了
[00:10:16] 别害羞
[00:10:18] 你也老大不小的了
[00:10:21] 嗯
[00:10:21] 嗯嗯
[00:10:23] 郎才女貌
[00:10:25] 天生的一对啊
[00:10:28] 我夫妻有意把你的终身许配给武松
[00:10:34] 你可愿意吗
[00:10:36] 这
[00:10:38] 全凭大人夫人做主
[00:10:41] 好好武松啊
[00:10:46] 你这事就定下了
[00:10:49] 玉兰就是你未来的妻子
[00:10:53] 你愿意吗
[00:10:54] 这大人使不得使不得
[00:10:57] 诶
[00:10:58] 你这人哪儿都好
[00:11:01] 就是
[00:11:02] 太客气了
[00:11:04] 我包办了
[00:11:06] 乐意也得这么地
[00:11:08] 不乐意也得这么地
[00:11:12] 等过几天
[00:11:14] 挑个好日子
[00:11:16] 由我们夫妻出钱
[00:11:18] 让你们举行婚礼
[00:11:23] 那武松也不是木头人
[00:11:27] 武松何尝不乐意
[00:11:29] 心里是非常感谢张大人
[00:11:33] 偷眼一看
[00:11:34] 这玉兰人样子的确是不错呀
[00:11:37] 武松心里头也是美滋滋的
[00:11:41] 诶这事就定下了
[00:11:43] 又喝了一会儿
[00:11:44] 武松站起来
[00:11:45] 告辞
[00:11:46] 大人
[00:11:47] 小人不胜酒力
[00:11:50] 我先行一步了
[00:11:51] 诶
[00:11:52] 再喝点走呢不
[00:11:55] 我实在有点支持不住了
[00:11:57] 夫人
[00:11:58] 改日
[00:11:59] 谢罪
[00:12:01] 武松下了鸳鸯楼了
[00:12:04] 等到了院里
[00:12:05] 叫风一吹呀
[00:12:07] 武松觉着这个脑袋嗡无力
[00:12:11] 好悬
[00:12:12] 没摔倒了
[00:12:14] 心说
[00:12:15] 我要再待一会儿
[00:12:16] 要再喝两杯
[00:12:17] 非出丑不可
[00:12:20] 摘摘晃晃
[00:12:21] 迷迷糊糊回到自己的屋里头
[00:12:25] 他这门也不用插
[00:12:28] 武二郎是和衣而卧呀
[00:12:30] 往床上一躺
[00:12:33] 觉着眼皮发硬
[00:12:35] 时间不大
[00:12:37] 他就睡着了
[00:12:40] 可这一觉睡了多长时间
[00:12:42] 连武松也不知道
[00:12:45] 正在熟睡之际
[00:12:48] 武松朦朦胧胧就听着外边有人喊
[00:12:53] 了不得
[00:12:56] 有贼啦
[00:12:58] 抓贼啊
[00:13:01] 啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦
[00:13:07] 武二郎由梦中惊醒
[00:13:10] 他恐怕听错了
[00:13:12] 揉了揉眼睛
[00:13:14] 仔细听着
[00:13:15] 抓贼了
[00:13:16] 后院有贼呀
[00:13:18] 这回听明白了
[00:13:20] 哎呀
[00:13:22] 武松心说
[00:13:23] 真他娘的误事啊
[00:13:26] 我忘了
[00:13:26] 我是干什么的
[00:13:28] 我白天教徒弟
[00:13:31] 晚上
[00:13:32] 我得管巡逻啊
[00:13:35] 这都监府
[00:13:36] 倘若出点差错
[00:13:38] 我有不可推卸的责任
[00:13:41] 今天酒喝多了
[00:13:43] 怎么睡着了
[00:13:45] 武松一伸手
[00:13:47] 抄起一把朴刀来往后院边跑
[00:13:52] 捋顺声音
[00:13:53] 他也帮着抓贼
[00:13:56] 就见这后院
[00:13:57] 这人呢
[00:13:58] 人来人往
[00:13:59] 跟穿梭一样
[00:14:00] 有人挑着灯笼
[00:14:01] 有人举着火把
[00:14:03] 武松就问
[00:14:05] 贼在哪儿
[00:14:06] 贼在哪儿
[00:14:07] 交给我
[00:14:09] 他怕张督监和夫人出事
[00:14:13] 武松就奔了后院了
[00:14:15] 到后院转一圈
[00:14:17] 什么也没看着
[00:14:18] 提刀
[00:14:19] 刚往回走
[00:14:22] 也不知道什么人背着武松
[00:14:25] 没注意下上崩腿绳
[00:14:30] 武松的确喝多了
[00:14:32] 你别看
[00:14:33] 眼睛瞪得挺大
[00:14:35] 没注意
[00:14:35] 看脚底下
[00:14:38] 叫崩腿绳这一挂
[00:14:40] 武松来了个前抢
[00:14:41] 扑通啪来来来
[00:14:45] 刀也落了地
[00:14:46] 也摔倒在地
[00:14:47] 就在这时
[00:14:49] 从四面八方拳出来20 多条大汉
[00:14:53] 不容分说是拳打脚踢
[00:14:56] 啪啪啪
[00:14:56] 抓住了
[00:14:57] 抓住了
[00:14:58] 抓住了
[00:14:59] 拧过胳膊
[00:15:01] 把武松给捆上了
[00:15:03] 武松就紧吵吵
[00:15:05] 别误会
[00:15:07] 是我
[00:15:08] 是我
[00:15:09] 我不是贼啊
[00:15:10] 抓的就是你
[00:15:11] 抓的就是你
[00:15:13] 我叫你嘴硬
[00:15:16] 其实武松就硬
[00:15:17] 不叫捆
[00:15:19] 这帮人还真捆不上
[00:15:22] 但武松心里头清楚
[00:15:24] 我不是贼呀
[00:15:25] 黑灯瞎火的
[00:15:27] 他们误会了
[00:15:28] 就捆上能怎么的
[00:15:30] 张督监也得把我放了
[00:15:33] 所以他心里一犹豫
[00:15:35] 才将他们给捆上的
[00:15:38] 再看那些总管也过来
[00:15:40] 诶诶
[00:15:41] 是你呀
[00:15:43] 我说武松啊
[00:15:45] 你胆子不小啊
[00:15:47] 你吃这喝这还抢这块
[00:15:51] 你还偷这
[00:15:52] 你还有良心吗
[00:15:53] 各位不要误会
[00:15:56] 我是来抓贼的
[00:15:58] 什么抓贼
[00:15:59] 明明我看见你就是贼
[00:16:02] 走走
[00:16:03] 见大人去
[00:16:05] 拳打脚踢
[00:16:07] 把武松推到张督监的书房
[00:16:11] 再看张督监的书房
[00:16:13] 灯光明亮
[00:16:15] 两旁边儿站着几十名侍卫
[00:16:18] 手里都拎着家伙
[00:16:20] 那总管把武松推进来了
[00:16:23] 张督监就一愣
[00:16:24] 诶诶诶
[00:16:27] 这不是武松吗
[00:16:29] 你们怎么把他给抓来了
[00:16:30] 回大人
[00:16:32] 我们已经查清了
[00:16:34] 他就是偷东西的贼
[00:16:36] 哦
[00:16:38] 武松
[00:16:40] 这怎么回事儿
[00:16:41] 武松赶紧跪下了
[00:16:43] 大人明鉴
[00:16:45] 小人冤枉
[00:16:47] 我正在睡梦之中
[00:16:49] 猛听见锣声和喊声
[00:16:51] 听说府中闹贼
[00:16:53] 因此我提了把朴刀到后院抓贼
[00:16:57] 这帮人是出于误会
[00:16:59] 把我给抓住了
[00:17:00] 请大人开恩
[00:17:02] 把我放了
[00:17:04] 哎
[00:17:05] 这是误会
[00:17:07] 你们这帮饭桶
[00:17:10] 把武都头放了
[00:17:12] 大人放不大
[00:17:13] 他的确是贼
[00:17:15] 我们发现他偷了不少的东西
[00:17:18] 都拿他那屋去了
[00:17:20] 武松一听他瞪眼
[00:17:21] 胡说呀
[00:17:23] 我再喝醉
[00:17:24] 这事儿我心里清楚
[00:17:27] 因此
[00:17:28] 武松矢口否认大人
[00:17:31] 绝无此事
[00:17:32] 如果在我的屋里发现了赃物
[00:17:35] 那就是我偷的
[00:17:37] 他没这事儿
[00:17:39] 呃
[00:17:39] 好吧
[00:17:40] 咱们一同前去起赃
[00:17:45] 也没把武松给放开
[00:17:48] 众人押着他到了武松住的那屋
[00:17:51] 门窗都开着呢
[00:17:54] 武松啊
[00:17:56] 就趁俩藤皮箱子
[00:17:58] 咱没说嘛
[00:17:59] 武松现在家底挺厚
[00:18:02] 别的地方没有
[00:18:04] 把箱子周开了
[00:18:05] 上边都是衣料儿
[00:18:07] 把衣料挪了往下头翻好么
[00:18:11] 哗楞一声
[00:18:12] 拽出个口袋来
[00:18:14] 把口袋嘴朝下一拽
[00:18:16] 这底哗啦
[00:18:18] 全都倒到床上了
[00:18:21] 武松
[00:18:21] 借灯光看呀
[00:18:24] 一看
[00:18:25] 倒出来几件首饰
[00:18:28] 有女人的金钗
[00:18:30] 有耳坠子
[00:18:32] 有精致的酒杯
[00:18:34] 还有一只小金如意
[00:18:37] 还有其他东西
[00:18:38] 就看不清了
[00:18:40] 这帮人这才说
[00:18:42] 大人请过目
[00:18:44] 这就是咱府里丢的东西
[00:18:46] 都在他这儿呢
[00:18:47] 他还有何说
[00:18:50] 武松高喊冤枉大人
[00:18:53] 这是有人有意给我栽赃
[00:18:56] 我绝不是贼
[00:18:59] 掌督监反手削了武松一个嘴巴子
[00:19:03] 啪
[00:19:05] 好啊
[00:19:06] 武松啊
[00:19:07] 武松
[00:19:09] 你个白眼狼
[00:19:12] 我对你不薄啊
[00:19:15] 带如上宾
[00:19:18] 你缺这俩钱花吗
[00:19:21] 可见你贼性不改呀
[00:19:24] 竟敢偷盗我府中的宝器
[00:19:27] 这还了得
[00:19:28] 拉进去给我打
[00:19:31] 这就叫不讲理了
[00:19:34] 武松怎么分辨
[00:19:36] 他们也不听
[00:19:37] 这顿棒子把武松给揍的
[00:19:40] 也不管脑袋
[00:19:42] 也不管屁股
[00:19:43] 打的遍体是伤
[00:19:47] 帽子也掉了
[00:19:48] 衣服也打碎了
[00:19:51] 张督监吩咐一声
[00:19:53] 押入空房
[00:19:55] 明日再审
[00:19:57] 这一晚上就这么过去了
[00:19:59] 武松一夜也没睡觉
[00:20:01] 气的
[00:20:03] 心说
[00:20:04] 呀呵
[00:20:05] 这谁想害我呀
[00:20:06] 莫非是张督监这小子笑里藏刀
[00:20:11] 安心不良啊
[00:20:15] 武松这心里头就想这些事儿
[00:20:18] 到了第二天
[00:20:20] 张督监
[00:20:21] 派总管
[00:20:22] 拿着自己的名片
[00:20:24] 押着武松和赃物两只藤皮箱子
[00:20:29] 送到知府衙门
[00:20:33] 那个说
[00:20:34] 怎么还送到知府衙门啊
[00:20:35] 啊
[00:20:37] 该管什么的管什么
[00:20:40] 兵马督监府是管军队的
[00:20:45] 关于这些事儿
[00:20:46] 他无权处理
[00:20:47] 你得交到知府衙门
[00:20:50] 他不得按规矩来吗
[00:20:53] 有人到了知府衙门
[00:20:56] 先拜会知府周大人
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