[00:00:00] 本字幕由腾讯音乐天琴实验室独家AI字幕技术生成 [00:00:01] 大和尚崔道玲 [00:00:05] 听了徒弟的话 [00:00:07] 一气之下 [00:00:09] 离开铁窗山飞龙寺 [00:00:14] 这人呐 [00:00:15] 他有糊涂的时候 [00:00:18] 比方这个人很正 [00:00:21] 听不见闲言碎语 [00:00:24] 一次不听 [00:00:25] 两次不听 [00:00:27] 慢慢的 [00:00:28] 他动摇了 [00:00:31] 这催到零 [00:00:32] 就是这样的人 [00:00:35] 明明在 [00:00:36] 心里头 [00:00:36] 清楚 [00:00:38] 未必都怪圣婴 [00:00:41] 但是架不住这些徒弟们蛊惑是非 [00:00:45] 颠倒黑白 [00:00:46] 灌输来灌输去 [00:00:50] 他也相信这是真正 [00:00:53] 对圣婴是极其不满哪 [00:00:57] 他心里想 [00:00:59] 我找圣婴有点儿掉价 [00:01:03] 有失身份 [00:01:05] 上映怎么跟我比 [00:01:08] 我呀 [00:01:09] 主要找的是爱莲池 [00:01:11] 夏侯商元 [00:01:15] 想要跟他们便便里 [00:01:18] 他心里盘算着 [00:01:20] 这些人正走着 [00:01:21] 眼看到杭州了 [00:01:24] 路过个地方 [00:01:25] 叫尚家坨 [00:01:27] 咱们前面叔说了 [00:01:29] 这倒挺窄 [00:01:32] 有个要饭的老头横着在这睡觉 [00:01:37] 你说这多耽误事儿 [00:01:40] 但是崔道林也发现 [00:01:43] 这老头儿不一定是要饭的 [00:01:46] 很可能是个世外的高人化妆改扮 [00:01:51] 友谊在这捣乱 [00:01:54] 难道说是圣婴使出来的 [00:01:58] 他心里是疑惑不解 [00:02:01] 但对这个老头比较客气 [00:02:04] 要给他银子 [00:02:06] 又说客气话 [00:02:08] 让老头儿把道路闪开 [00:02:13] 要饭的老者手撵须然 [00:02:16] 看看崔道林 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无疑于给每个人注射了一针强心剂 [00:09:13] 蔫吧了多少天的陈家庄这回活跃起来了 [00:09:18] 是笑语欢声 [00:09:21] 一个个喜形于色 [00:09:23] 陈斗虎学成围前围后 [00:09:28] 不知道怎么打 [00:09:29] 留须好了 [00:09:31] 后面给腾出三间房儿来 [00:09:34] 知道师爷是出家人 [00:09:37] 收拾的非常干净 [00:09:40] 云床、蒲团 [00:09:43] 出家人使用的东西 [00:09:45] 一茬都是新的 [00:09:48] 派专人在这儿服饰 [00:09:51] 崔道林深感满意啊 [00:09:55] 头天下榻 [00:09:57] 咱不必细说 [00:09:59] 第二天一早 [00:10:01] 装客进来禀报 [00:10:03] 呃 [00:10:04] 回庄主 [00:10:05] 少庄主的话 [00:10:07] 门前来了撒 [00:10:10] 说是从云南大理来的 [00:10:13] 说大理镇第三角要求见庄主 [00:10:20] 谁呢 [00:10:22] 还没等陈斗虎、斗战奎这些人明白过来 [00:10:28] 崔道灵从床上跳下来 [00:10:31] 哈哈哈哈哈哈 [00:10:34] 哎呀 [00:10:35] 不请自来 [00:10:37] 天主啊耶 [00:10:40] 孩儿啊 [00:10:41] 列队迎接 [00:10:44] 师傅 [00:10:45] 来的是谁呀 [00:10:47] 何须劳动您金身大驾 [00:10:50] 哎 [00:10:52] 这是我过命的好朋友 [00:10:55] 我没说吗 [00:10:56] 他们这一来是天助你我师徒啊 [00:11:03] 窦占奎等人不敢再说了 [00:11:06] 跟在老师身后街道府门外一看 [00:11:10] 府门外台阶下站着仨人儿 [00:11:14] 二前一后 [00:11:16] 两个人在前面 [00:11:18] 一个人在后头 [00:11:20] 一看这三个人的穿着打扮与众不同 [00:11:24] 看上垂首 [00:11:25] 这人太叫人可笑了 [00:11:29] 身高九尺左右 [00:11:32] 大脑袋 [00:11:33] 大屁股 [00:11:34] 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哎呀简直是叫我闹心呐 [00:18:51] 这三位曾经表示过 [00:18:54] 如果有用我们之处 [00:18:56] 尽管打个招呼 [00:18:57] 也祝老兄一臂之力 [00:19:01] 但是崔道林呢 [00:19:02] 内阵没想下山 [00:19:04] 也没想到是能发展到这个地步 [00:19:08] 所以呢 [00:19:09] 也没发出邀请 [00:19:12] 但这三位呢 [00:19:13] 感觉这个事儿小不了 [00:19:17] 既然老兄介绍了情况 [00:19:20] 咱们待着也没事儿 [00:19:22] 不如赶笨铁窗山溜达一趟 [00:19:24] 见面儿唠扯唠扯 [00:19:26] 老兄心里也痛快 [00:19:28] 一旦有点儿什么事儿 [00:19:29] 我们也帮兵助阵 [00:19:31] 是基于这个目的他们才来的 [00:19:35] 咸盐少许 [00:19:37] 哎呀 [00:19:38] 催到零一看这三角来了 [00:19:41] 感觉到轻松 [00:19:44] 新说行了声音啊声音 [00:19:47] 看来你活到头啦 [00:19:50] 蒋伯芳 [00:19:51] 蒋伯芳 [00:19:53] 年纪轻轻呢 [00:19:55] 也算活到头了 [00:19:57] 有这三位来了 [00:19:59] 还用我伸手吗 [00:20:02] 飘出任何一个 [00:20:03] 也把你们收拾了 [00:20:05] 这叫剑客 [00:20:08] 你讲我房算个什么 [00:20:11] 你上应有什么了不起 [00:20:15] 看来天助我也呀 [00:20:18] 崔道林越想越高兴 [00:20:20] 把三味老剑客接近平塘 [00:20:24] 让窦占奎、陈斗虎、薛城等人过来 [00:20:27] 赶紧拜见长者 [00:20:30] 这帮人儿现在学乖了 [00:20:32] 赶紧跪倒十里老前辈 [00:20:34] 常老剑客短 [00:20:36] 把这三位啊 [00:20:38] 一红的滴溜转 [00:20:42] 大家落座之后 [00:20:45] 谈平台类的事儿 [00:20:49] 这一谈 [00:20:50] 他们三位刚来 [00:20:51] 不了解情况 [00:20:53] 由陈斗虎介绍情况 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