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[00:00:01] 这大和尚也有招儿
[00:00:03] 把大肚子一甩
[00:00:05] 日叫三丈
[00:00:07] 再一甩
[00:00:08] 又三丈
[00:00:10] 连着十几甩就撵上了二环
[00:00:14] 奔上手就是冯渊
[00:00:16] 就是遗产
[00:00:17] 丰源吓得妈呀一声
[00:00:19] 往旁边一躲
[00:00:20] 这遗产正砍在树上
[00:00:22] 这棵树比对掐还粗了三圈耳朵
[00:00:26] 主角开卡法术是拦腰砍断
[00:00:33] 冯元一想
[00:00:34] 妈的
[00:00:35] 妈
[00:00:35] 我的姥姥这样砍在我身上还有个好呢
[00:00:39] 乌鸦房书安
[00:00:40] 你看怎么办
[00:00:42] 方叔安也急了
[00:00:43] 我说臭豆腐
[00:00:44] ***真没经验
[00:00:46] 要跑爹一块儿跑
[00:00:48] 我奔西北你奔东南
[00:00:51] 别他妈往一块跑
[00:00:53] IPhone 愿意听对
[00:00:55] 这两个人吃六分了
[00:00:57] 家了
[00:00:58] 昆仑僧一看
[00:01:00] 哎
[00:01:01] 心说
[00:01:01] 这
[00:01:01] 这
[00:01:01] 我念哪个好呢
[00:01:03] 反正我得抓住一个
[00:01:05] 哎
[00:01:06] 又一想
[00:01:06] 冤有头
[00:01:07] 债有主
[00:01:07] 我还得抓防栓和大臣呀
[00:01:11] 一
[00:01:12] 他就追起来
[00:01:13] 王舒安尔往哪里走
[00:01:17] 哎
[00:01:18] 鸟地方走着
[00:01:19] 你甭管
[00:01:20] 你给我站住
[00:01:21] 哎
[00:01:21] 我才不站住呢
[00:01:23] 站住就嗝屁朝凉了
[00:01:25] 再见
[00:01:29] 没跑出半里地
[00:01:31] 就让昆仑僧给撵上轮船
[00:01:34] 便把方砖像兔子似的蹦蹦直蹦
[00:01:38] 左躲右闪
[00:01:39] 结果也没看着他
[00:01:41] 正在这时
[00:01:43] 就听风声所想
[00:01:46] 臭豆腐冯渊是挺刀而出
[00:01:49] 蹦昆仑风的后背就是一刀
[00:01:51] 乌鸦混帐无比
[00:01:53] 羔子
[00:01:53] 我老人家回来了
[00:01:57] 房书安就问问你冷不跑
[00:02:00] 你回来了
[00:02:00] 51 51 跑了你怎么办
[00:02:02] 我要助你一臂之力
[00:02:04] 来来来
[00:02:04] 咱们两个人双战于他
[00:02:07] 哎
[00:02:07] 方川一听也对
[00:02:09] 耀荣等着冯娟走了呢
[00:02:12] 我一个人还真够呛
[00:02:14] 这俩坏蛋把昆仑僧给缠住
[00:02:18] 他们俩是瞎咋呼
[00:02:20] 根本伸不上手
[00:02:22] 刀要碰到产生事
[00:02:23] 非撒手不可
[00:02:25] 二坏比划了两下
[00:02:27] 又分两方面逃走
[00:02:30] 昆仑僧这回改变了主意
[00:02:32] 是追赶冯渊
[00:02:33] 你看他妈这小子也够贵
[00:02:36] 追了没有多远
[00:02:38] 发出来
[00:02:38] 又上来了
[00:02:39] 你站住
[00:02:40] 今天方大老爷跟你大战800合
[00:02:44] 好小子
[00:02:45] 有种你别老昆仑僧奔房书安
[00:02:49] 房书安氏扭头便跑
[00:02:52] 大和尚刚一转身
[00:02:54] 冯渊又回来了
[00:02:56] 你赶回来跟我老人家大战600盒
[00:03:01] 这下昆仑山可倒霉了
[00:03:04] 冤魂缠腿
[00:03:06] 贝儿坏牢牢地给拴住
[00:03:11] 要不说这个大将有的时候倒霉也倒在小猪手底下
[00:03:16] 关云长能耐不走内层就是被小猪给活抓
[00:03:23] 那下棋您别小瞧呢
[00:03:24] **啊
[00:03:25] 那真要过了河
[00:03:26] 愣往上拱也能把你拱拜了
[00:03:30] 何况是这二位
[00:03:33] 房书安
[00:03:34] 你还怎么办呢
[00:03:35] 光凭这么打不行啊
[00:03:36] 哎
[00:03:36] 有主意
[00:03:39] 他利用臭豆腐缠住昆仑僧的时候
[00:03:42] 房书安从树后头找了一堆沙土
[00:03:47] 把两个袖筒全灌满了
[00:03:49] 这是房书安研究特殊的兵器
[00:03:52] 叫土炮
[00:03:55] 装满了脚脖子儿
[00:03:56] 他又回来了
[00:03:57] 哎
[00:03:57] 来来
[00:03:59] 咱俩大战600盒啊
[00:04:03] 放手啊
[00:04:04] 你跑不了
[00:04:06] 他转过十喇子论禅就砸
[00:04:09] 他没想到这一首房书安抓紧机会
[00:04:14] 尤其这个半夜的眼目不太得劲儿
[00:04:17] 因此他把袖筒一甩
[00:04:19] 同胖同胖
[00:04:25] 可能这昆仑僧也气糊涂
[00:04:27] 不然的话也不能吃这亏
[00:04:30] 这可脖领子里头
[00:04:33] 而他眼儿里
[00:04:34] 鼻子眼儿里
[00:04:34] 嘴里俩眼睛
[00:04:35] 满脑袋全是沙
[00:04:39] 这玩意儿可不留客气
[00:04:42] 昆仑僧觉着不好
[00:04:43] 哎呀
[00:04:45] 陌生想跑
[00:04:47] 他后边儿就是个Shi LA 子
[00:04:50] 他转身用力过猛
[00:04:52] 结果一脑袋碰到石头上
[00:04:56] 耳轮中
[00:05:01] 那个说把脑袋撞碎了没有
[00:05:04] 那就得说昆仑僧功底儿扎实
[00:05:09] 这家伙练过天花宝盖、闭气功
[00:05:14] 又练过金钟罩
[00:05:16] 还有童子功
[00:05:18] 整身的十三太保横梁
[00:05:22] 就这样保住一条狗命
[00:05:24] 尽管如此
[00:05:26] 这下可撞得不轻
[00:05:28] 她就觉着天旋地转
[00:05:30] 脑瓜子伏电一翻
[00:05:33] 顿时是人事不醒
[00:05:35] 摔倒在地
[00:05:38] 把茶叶扔了
[00:05:41] 房书安和冯渊躲到树后的半天都没敢出气儿
[00:05:48] 注意地往对面看着
[00:05:50] 后来冯媛吐了一下
[00:05:53] 房管家回周瑜跟
[00:05:55] 大概这个老东西昏过去了
[00:05:57] 嗯
[00:05:58] 我怕他装下
[00:06:00] 问你起来不起来
[00:06:02] 你装什么
[00:06:03] 象你我可拿石头砸你脑袋了
[00:06:07] 方叔安捡了几块小石头投过去
[00:06:11] 一看打到身上
[00:06:12] 温存不动
[00:06:13] 这才放心
[00:06:15] 二坏从树后转出来
[00:06:17] 蹑足潜踪
[00:06:19] 慢慢地摸到昆仑僧近前一看
[00:06:22] 嗬
[00:06:23] 俩人全了
[00:06:25] 昆仑僧练脑门子长了一个大包
[00:06:29] 比馒头还大
[00:06:31] 翻圈又青又紫
[00:06:33] 再看五官都挪移了都
[00:06:36] 哎哟
[00:06:38] 那你练功没这么练地拿石头碰脑袋
[00:06:42] 嗯
[00:06:44] 活该你倒霉
[00:06:46] 落在我们哥俩手里头
[00:06:48] 逢源
[00:06:49] 你说应该怎么收拾他
[00:06:52] 武汉应该把他乱刃**
[00:06:55] 眼珠子抠出来当泡踩
[00:06:57] 为人间除害
[00:06:59] 混蛋
[00:07:00] 你太混蛋了
[00:07:01] 未曾说这话
[00:07:02] 你连点脑子都没有
[00:07:05] 嗯
[00:07:05] 你的意思
[00:07:06] 我那意思
[00:07:07] 留个活着
[00:07:10] 抓个人质
[00:07:12] 这可有用
[00:07:14] J 老家伙身份太高
[00:07:16] 要抓住他
[00:07:18] 跟金灯剑客夏遂良讲条件
[00:07:21] 不怕他不听
[00:07:23] 哎呀
[00:07:23] 这个主意还真不错
[00:07:25] 来来
[00:07:26] 把绳子拿出来
[00:07:28] 冯渊是抓差办案的官人
[00:07:32] 内腰里的绳子锁链那是不离身呢
[00:07:36] 他帮着房书安把昆仑山给捆上
[00:07:41] 单三扣
[00:07:42] 双三扣
[00:07:43] 拿扣不紧
[00:07:44] 用脚蹬可害怕
[00:07:47] 昆仑僧明白过来
[00:07:49] 用气功把绳子崩断
[00:07:52] 又拿锁链在外头多加了一层
[00:07:56] 觉得保险了
[00:07:58] 二坏才放进
[00:08:00] 房书安长吁了一口气
[00:08:03] 哎呀
[00:08:04] 弥陀佛呀
[00:08:05] 无量佛呀
[00:08:08] 王姐
[00:08:08] 让她明白明白啊
[00:08:10] 哎
[00:08:11] 前面这个水沟乌鸦好像有流水的声音
[00:08:15] 咱俩把她嫁过去
[00:08:17] 往他脸上喷点水啊
[00:08:19] 要叫他死了还不好办了呢
[00:08:22] 两个人费了九牛二虎之力找到水沟旁
[00:08:27] 用水哗哗往昆仑僧脸上一撩帘
[00:08:30] 泥土在眼睛里的沙子练全给冲出来了
[00:08:35] 好半天
[00:08:37] 昆仑僧才明白过来
[00:08:40] 嗯嗯啊啊哎
[00:08:48] 坤哥
[00:08:49] 你可放明白点啊
[00:08:51] 现在你是我们的俘虏
[00:08:55] 我们叫你死你死
[00:08:57] 叫你活你活
[00:08:58] 你可知道
[00:08:59] 我们二位说得出来就办得出来
[00:09:03] 你要胆敢不老实
[00:09:04] 现在我就抠你的眼镜
[00:09:07] 然后就拿你的舌头
[00:09:09] 你信不信
[00:09:11] 乌鸦方砖不要那样办
[00:09:13] 无线在杜甫疼痛
[00:09:15] 还有一抛稀屎
[00:09:17] 最好拉到他嘴里囫囵风雅
[00:09:21] 哎呀
[00:09:22] 我倒了霉了
[00:09:23] 我怎么落在这俩小子手里头
[00:09:26] 心想
[00:09:26] 好汉不吃眼前亏
[00:09:29] 干脆我别说话
[00:09:31] 这个老家伙把眼睛一闭
[00:09:34] 把子夜B 柱头低着
[00:09:36] 一语皆无
[00:09:39] 撒说完点点头
[00:09:40] 哎
[00:09:41] 这就对了
[00:09:42] 这才叫光棍呢
[00:09:45] 嗯
[00:09:46] 我朝着
[00:09:46] 我来来加着
[00:09:49] 咱们走
[00:09:51] 一个在左
[00:09:52] 一个在右
[00:09:52] 他们架着昆仑僧从树林出来
[00:09:56] 还有那条大铲泥防霜跟冯渊
[00:10:01] 就一咧嘴
[00:10:02] 这大大茶叶太沉
[00:10:06] 抓个俘虏有好处也有麻烦
[00:10:10] 还得给他扛着铲
[00:10:13] 冯娟瞅着冯娟姐
[00:10:15] 嗯
[00:10:15] 你瞅
[00:10:15] 这事儿就是你的了
[00:10:17] 你扛
[00:10:17] 哎呀
[00:10:18] 你真行好我扛逢源托这条大船
[00:10:23] 房书安驾着哭声从树林看到树林的边儿上
[00:10:30] 就听头顶上恶风不善
[00:10:35] 串起俩人来
[00:10:37] 用猛鸡夺粟执法
[00:10:40] 抓住房书安和冯渊的脖子喷
[00:10:45] 这两个人想要动转
[00:10:46] 势比登天
[00:10:48] 用力之蒙
[00:10:50] 自不必说
[00:10:52] 把二坏憋的眼根都翻上去了
[00:10:57] 好悬没咽了气
[00:11:00] 可没想到掐他们的人把手又松开了
[00:11:05] 树林里头一片笑声
[00:11:10] 把二坏可吓懵了
[00:11:11] 心说这怎么回事儿
[00:11:14] 简直像还树似的
[00:11:17] 两个人定了定神
[00:11:18] 回头一看
[00:11:19] 这才放心
[00:11:21] 掐防不安的非是旁人
[00:11:24] 正是小义士艾虎家冯渊的
[00:11:29] 正是日月飞行小太保钟林
[00:11:34] 再一看
[00:11:35] 蒋平率领老少英雄全从树林出来了
[00:11:41] 蒋四爷用手指着他们俩的鼻子说
[00:11:45] 你们俩小子不研究别的都损透了
[00:11:50] 刚才你们收拾昆仑僧
[00:11:52] 我们看的是真真切切
[00:11:56] 你们真给武林界的丢人
[00:11:59] 放着真能耐不学
[00:12:01] 专门学一些左道旁门
[00:12:04] 你们俩是什么东西
[00:12:08] 防栓晃晃大脑袋
[00:12:10] 缓过这口气来磨蹭
[00:12:12] 爷爷
[00:12:13] 你这辈子脑瓜小
[00:12:15] 下辈子脑袋还得小三圈
[00:12:18] 你说我损
[00:12:20] 你比我还损
[00:12:21] 有这么干的
[00:12:23] 把我吓得尿了裤子
[00:12:25] 我认为是三教堂他们来人了
[00:12:29] 大伙又乐了
[00:12:32] 比如说讲评
[00:12:33] 咱们怎么干不来呢
[00:12:35] 闹了半天
[00:12:38] 沈家庄也出了事儿
[00:12:41] 要不说这个事情是错综复杂
[00:12:45] 人生这一世不那么平坦和容易
[00:12:49] 冯渊被派走了以后讲评一琢磨
[00:12:54] 多此一举
[00:12:56] 等冯媛在回来
[00:12:58] 岂不又耽误了工夫
[00:13:00] 四爷立刻做出决定
[00:13:02] 马上起身赶奔三教堂
[00:13:07] 他把自己的想法跟老少英雄一说
[00:13:10] 大伙儿也紧张起来
[00:13:12] 都知道讲评那非常精明
[00:13:16] 要说他料事如神呐
[00:13:18] 有点夸大
[00:13:20] 但是据经验而论
[00:13:22] 那讲评比别人高出一筹啊
[00:13:25] 大伙儿一想
[00:13:26] 肯定芸瑞、徐良、白一子他们是摊事儿
[00:13:31] 因此各抄家伙就准备起身
[00:13:36] 正这时候
[00:13:38] 沈家庄的一个庄客跑起来
[00:13:41] 找小诸葛沈仲元老爷来客人
[00:13:47] 沈中原就一愣
[00:13:50] 说来客人
[00:13:51] 他愣什么
[00:13:52] 要是白天来客人这么正常
[00:13:55] 这是半夜
[00:13:57] 哪有半夜串门
[00:14:00] 一看
[00:14:00] 开封府的人都在这儿呢
[00:14:02] 谁能到沈家庄来呢
[00:14:06] 因此带了几个人出去去接
[00:14:09] 等把大门开开一看
[00:14:11] 没人审中
[00:14:13] 原本里开骂集尘
[00:14:15] 嗯
[00:14:16] 狠狠地瞪了庄科一眼
[00:14:19] 你困得糊涂了
[00:14:21] 瞪眼儿说瞎话客人在哪呢
[00:14:25] 老爷容禀
[00:14:27] 这真的
[00:14:29] 刚才砸门我都问了他
[00:14:32] 他说是要上这儿来找开封府的各位英雄
[00:14:35] 什么样的人
[00:14:37] 我我还没太注意
[00:14:39] 好像穿一身黑衣服
[00:14:42] 这时候蒋平领着人就到了
[00:14:45] 四爷就问
[00:14:46] 怎么了
[00:14:46] 四哥
[00:14:47] 你说怪吧
[00:14:48] 说有人来串门儿
[00:14:49] 孩子们一看没人
[00:14:52] 我估计庄客也不敢说瞎话
[00:14:55] 是啊
[00:14:55] 人在哪儿呢
[00:14:57] 大伙儿正在瞎猜的时候
[00:14:59] 突然听见门楼上面有人咯咯一阵冷笑
[00:15:04] 笑的这个声音比夜猫子叫唤都难听
[00:15:09] 叫人蛤蟆跟罚站啊
[00:15:15] 是不是
[00:15:17] 大家仰面往门楼上一看
[00:15:22] 就见门楼的房顶上呢
[00:15:24] 坐着一个人
[00:15:26] 繁杂披肩
[00:15:28] 唰白唰白的一张脸
[00:15:32] 眼眉丽丽的
[00:15:33] 两眼好在金灯闹了半天
[00:15:38] 是个女的
[00:15:40] 这女人背后背着一把剑
[00:15:42] 头上有一寸宽的皮条
[00:15:45] 紫灵芝散法
[00:15:47] 蒋平
[00:15:49] 沈中原不认识他是谁
[00:15:53] 但是各位老剑客之中要认识他
[00:15:58] 尤其是陶福安
[00:15:59] 陶老剑客大吃宁静
[00:16:04] 一看来的这个怪人非是旁人
[00:16:07] 正是巫山的飞天魔女龙云凤
[00:16:15] 前文书咱说
[00:16:17] 龙云凤曾经传授徐良的武艺
[00:16:22] 教给徐良一套剑法
[00:16:25] 后来不辞而别
[00:16:26] 倒了
[00:16:27] 就是那个女人
[00:16:30] 江湖上给他送个外号叫魔女
[00:16:34] 你要说他是疯子吧
[00:16:36] 有时候他说话挺正常
[00:16:40] 你要说他是正常人吧
[00:16:42] 他跟一般人还不一样
[00:16:44] 说翻脸就翻脸
[00:16:47] 而且六亲不认
[00:16:50] 心黑手狠
[00:16:53] 你要说他是坏人
[00:16:55] 他也办了不少好事
[00:16:57] 杀赃官
[00:16:59] 除恶霸
[00:17:00] 就结子烈妇
[00:17:01] 孝子贤孙
[00:17:03] 是除暴安良
[00:17:06] 要说的是
[00:17:07] 好人他也妄杀无辜
[00:17:11] 有时候把人一家子都斩尽诛绝
[00:17:17] 就现在这个龙君凤是哪头儿的
[00:17:21] 谁也摸不清
[00:17:23] 有时候他倾向于上三门
[00:17:27] 有时候还帮着连法门
[00:17:31] 这五宗13 派81 门要提到飞天魔女
[00:17:36] 脑仁儿都疼
[00:17:39] 因为这功夫也太高
[00:17:42] 来无踪
[00:17:43] 去无影
[00:17:45] 哎
[00:17:45] 今儿不知道怎么回事儿
[00:17:47] 他跑到这儿来了
[00:17:50] 就冲他这个行为和举动就不是个正常人
[00:17:55] 哪能上人家串门儿来
[00:17:57] 跑门楼上坐着去
[00:18:00] 陶福安向来知道他的脾气秉性
[00:18:05] 心说
[00:18:05] 大敌当前
[00:18:08] 可不能把他得罪了
[00:18:10] 这个人要利用好了
[00:18:11] 对我们有利
[00:18:13] 要稍有不慎把他得罪了
[00:18:16] 他要跟夏遂良吊着膀子跟我们为仇
[00:18:19] 可坏了
[00:18:21] 那谁也对付不了
[00:18:24] 吵嚷
[00:18:24] 冲着讲评和各位英雄一使眼色
[00:18:29] 老头乐乐呵呵到了门楼下
[00:18:32] 冲着上边一抱拳
[00:18:37] 我当是谁呢
[00:18:39] 闹了半天
[00:18:40] 是龙老剑客驾到
[00:18:42] 有失原因
[00:18:43] 当面恕罪
[00:18:45] 陶福安这相有礼了
[00:18:51] 诸葛元英也认识
[00:18:53] 赶紧打稽首颂
[00:18:55] 法号无量天尊
[00:18:59] 别的人一看这两位高人对来人都如此尊重
[00:19:05] 也就不敢小瞧了
[00:19:07] 呼啦抄往两旁一闪
[00:19:09] 沈中原赶紧命人点起灯球火把
[00:19:12] 把梯子拿来
[00:19:14] 请龙老剑客下去
[00:19:17] 龙云凤双腿一飘
[00:19:19] 噌跳起来
[00:19:22] 往这边看看
[00:19:23] 往那边看看
[00:19:26] 徐良呢
[00:19:27] 徐良在不在啊
[00:19:29] 大伙儿这才明白
[00:19:30] 闹了半天
[00:19:30] 他找山西啊
[00:19:33] 蒋平仗着胆子冲着龙云凤一呲牙
[00:19:37] 哎
[00:19:37] 老人家
[00:19:39] 小梁子不在
[00:19:41] 上哪去啦
[00:19:43] 哎
[00:19:44] 他有点特殊的事儿
[00:19:45] 赶奔三教堂去了
[00:19:49] 不瞧这个小猴崽子
[00:19:54] 我一找他
[00:19:55] 他就不在
[00:19:57] 他那个意思
[00:19:57] 转身要走
[00:19:58] 但是他又回来了
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