[00:00:00] I Am the Inquisitor - Dan Bull [00:00:05] Composer:Dan Bull [00:00:10] Inquesita [00:00:11] Ah hallo Sire [00:00:12] Shall we travel to the Fallow Mire [00:00:14] These hallowed grounds face a threat that's hella dire [00:00:16] And I'm telling buyers beware of where you buy your wares [00:00:20] Check their origin like I did when I bought BioWare's [00:00:22] In the Arbor Wilds I hear there's a Fade Rift [00:00:25] And we need to rescue Farmer Giles somewhere near Redcliffe [00:00:28] We're almost at the Storm Coast Val Royeaux's no more close [00:00:30] I sleep in a tent depending [00:00:32] On events otherwise [00:00:32] I'm in a bed with four posts [00:00:34] I suppose I had better be fetching my coat [00:00:36] 'Cause there's some Red Templars [00:00:37] In the Western Approach [00:00:39] Oh [00:00:39] The Breach leaves the sky cold up in Skyhold [00:00:42] But I can afford to heat it [00:00:43] See this huge pile of my gold [00:00:45] No influenza with these treaties [00:00:47] I'm an influencer [00:00:48] Think you can beat me Name a date [00:00:49] And place where and when Sir [00:00:51] Should I spit ten bars or pages Support Templars or Mages [00:00:53] Collect Shards or guess star constellations and arrangements [00:00:56] Seal rifts shut in Thedas kick butt and save a** [00:00:59] With great gallantry level up [00:01:00] And upgrade my talent tree [00:01:01] 'Cause it ain't just hard in Hightown [00:01:03] Like a tale that Varric weaves [00:01:04] There's an ancient massive effect [00:01:06] I may as well just save the galaxy [00:01:07] I am the Inquisitor a Fade visitor [00:01:10] Zipping up the rifts with a fist [00:01:12] Is my signature finisher [00:01:13] My team administers me with the means to win imminently [00:01:16] And I may say that they do it magnificently [00:01:19] Once more unto the Breach dear friends [00:01:21] Once more [00:01:22] Because Corypheus wants war [00:01:25] Once more unto the Breach dear friends [00:01:27] Once more [00:01:28] We'll see if Corypheus wants more [00:01:32] We'll see if Corypheus wants more [00:01:36] Or whether he's had enough [00:01:37] He's a bit tired [00:01:39] And now he just wants to go home for tea [00:01:41] I've got the dopest team in Leliana [00:01:43] Josephine Cullen Cassandra [00:01:44] Solas Sera Blackwall Dorian [00:01:46] Cole Vivienne Varric Bull Morrigan [00:01:47] Call us the D A Team the Dannish Inquisition [00:01:50] Vacancies apply within if you think you can fill this grand position [00:01:52] Corypheus has delusions of grandeur [00:01:55] A ridiculous man pursuing the Anchor [00:01:58] But hang on you can pray and thank [00:02:00] The maker in the Chantry later [00:02:01] Wait 'til Dan obliterates that manky mangy agitator [00:02:04] Blast this antagonist as if he's had a Dragon's Kiss [00:02:07] Leave him hanging there and haggard like a pair of sagging tits [00:02:10] In comparison I'm an ample and elegant breast [00:02:12] Not an Iron Bull but I am Bull nevertheless yes [00:02:15] Yes blud I'm the Tim Westwood of Crestwood [00:02:18] The Method Man of the Hinterlands Haven was the best hood [00:02:21] But my terrain ranges from Exalted Plains to Emerald Graves [00:02:24] When I stray there's no limit [00:02:25] To who and where I will save [00:02:27] Between Ferelden and Orlais [00:02:28] I seem to be helping them all day [00:02:30] These Orlesians' decor schemes are really well bloody ornate [00:02:32] I've heard the myths but this is divine living [00:02:35] Like when I'm giving a wyvern a whiff of the rhythm [00:02:37] I witness how quick it'll give in [00:02:38] Give them a kick in the face from the Forbidden Oasis [00:02:40] To the Hissing Wastes to paraphrase Sera this is a pissing disgrace [00:02:44] D**n son I've had it with Samson [00:02:45] I'm going to get ever so terribly nasty [00:02:46] That's what happens whenever you mess with the Herald of Andraste [00:02:49] I am the Inquisitor a Fade visitor [00:02:52] Zipping up the rifts with a fist is my signature finisher [00:02:55] My team administers me with the means to win imminently