Crack a Bottle (打开酒瓶喝) - Original Cartel Oh Oh Ladies and gentlemen the moment You've all been waiting for In this corner weighing 175 pounds With a record of 17 rapes 400 assaults and 4 murders The undisputed most diabolical villain in the world Slim Shady So crack a bottle let your body waddle Dont act like a snobby model you just hit the lotto Uh oh uh oh es hopping in my Tahoe Got one riding shotgun and no not one of 'em got clothes Now where's the rubbers Who's got the rubbers I notice there's so many of 'em And there's really not that many of us And ladies love us my posses kicking up dust It's on 'til the break of dawn And we're starting this party from dusk OK Let's go Back with Andre the Giant Mister Elephant Tusk Fix your musk you'll be just another one bit the dust Just one up My mother's sons who got thrown under the bus Kiss my butt Lick the Wonder Cheese from under my nuts It disgusts Me to see the game the way that it looks It's a must I redeem my name and haters get mushed Es lust man they love me when I lay in the cut Missed the cup The lady gave her 80 some paper cuts Now picture us its ridiculous You curse at the thought 'Cause when I spit the verse The sh*t gets worse than Worcestershire sauce If I could fit the words as picture perfect works every time Every verse every line as simple as nursery rhymes Its elementary the elephants have entered the room I venture to say with the center of attention its true Not to mention back with a vengeance so heres the signal Of the bat symbol the platinum trio is back on you hoes So crack a bottle let your body waddle Don't act like a snobby model you just hit the lotto Uh oh uh oh es hopping in my Tahoe Got one riding shotgun and no not one of 'em got clothes Now where's the rubbers Who's got the rubbers I notice there's so many of 'em And there's really not that many of us And ladies love us my posses kicking up dust It's on 'til the break of dawn And we're startingthis party from dusk Ladies and gentlemen Dr Dre They see that low rider go by they're like Oh my You ain't got to tell me Why you sick 'cause I know why I dip through in that six trey like sick 'em Dre I'm an itch that they can't scratch they sick of me But hey what else can I say I love L A 'Cause over and above all it's just another day And this one begins where the last one ends Pick up where we left off and get smashed again I'll be damned just f**ked around and crashed my Benz Driving round with a smashed front end Let's cash that one in Grab another one from out the stable The Monte Carlo El Camino or the El Dorado The hell if I know Do I want leather seats or vinyl Decisions decisions garage looks like precision collision Or Maaco beats quake like Waco Just keep the bass low speakers away from your face though So crack a bottle let your body waddle Dont act like a snobby model you just hit the lotto Uh oh uh oh es hopping in my Tahoe Got one riding shotgun and no not one of 'em got clothes Now where's the rubbers Who's got the rubbers I notice there's so many of 'em And there's really not that many of us And ladies love us my posses kicking up dust It's on 'til the break of dawn And we're starting this party from dusk And I take great pleasure in introducing 50 Cent It's bottle after bottle The money aint a thing when you party wit me It's what we in to it's simple We ball outta control like you wouldn't believe I'm the Napalm the bomb the don I'm King Kong Get rolled on wrapped up and rained on I'm so calm through Vietnam ring the alarm Bring the Chandon burn m*******a do what you want Ni**a on and on 'til the break of what Get the paper Man I'm caking you know I don't give a I spend it like it don't mean nothing Blow it like it's supposed to be blown Motherf**ker I'm grown I stunt I style I flash the sh*t I get just what the f**k I want so what I trick Fat a** burgundy bags classy sh*t Jimmy Choo shoes I say Move a f**k move So crack a bottle let your body waddle Dont act like a snobby model you just hit the lotto