[00:00:00] WORDS, WORDS, WORDS (studio) (Explicit) - Bo Burnham [00:00:16] I'm a feminine Eminem a slim shady lady [00:00:18] But nice cause I texted Haiti [00:00:20] 90 lady cops on the road [00:00:22] And I'm arrested for doing 80 [00:00:24] Like Hamlet all about [00:00:25] "words words words" [00:00:26] Divide a whole into thirds thirds thirds [00:00:28] I'm a gay sea otter [00:00:29] I blow other dudes out of the water [00:00:32] I'm the man muffin divin' muffin [00:00:34] Cold and fly like an arctic puffin [00:00:36] Puffin whacky tobaccy [00:00:38] Hatin' other rappers [00:00:38] Like I'm Helga Pataki [00:00:39] And I've been rockin' this [00:00:40] Mic before electricity [00:00:42] Way back in 1000 BCE - that's [00:00:44] Before the common era [00:00:49] I can't be stopped [00:00:50] Flow so sick that it should be mopped up [00:00:51] Chick's got a dixie cup [00:00:53] I gotta dick full of helium [00:00:54] I'll f**k you up [00:00:55] A boy a girl a middle aged b**ch [00:00:57] Botox in the third person [00:01:00] I give the perspective a switch [00:01:01] And Bo talks in the third person [00:01:04] Just relax if you wanna know me [00:01:06] Here's two facts [00:01:07] I hate catchy choruses [00:01:10] And I'm a hypocrite [00:01:13] Hungry hungry hypocrite [00:01:15] I hate catchy choruses and [00:01:18] I'm a hypocrite [00:01:22] Met a girl named Macy [00:01:25] Had sex with her all day [00:01:26] But she was dyslexic [00:01:28] So I ended up doin the YMCA [00:01:30] We ballin' Asian Wii bowlin' [00:01:33] Prostate cancer semi-colon [00:01:34] Find that hole like I'm Stephen Hawking [00:01:37] Atticus Finch killing mocking [00:01:39] Cry like a child would [00:01:41] You raped my childhood [00:01:42] Just stroll in roll in your pole into [00:01:45] Rolie Polie Olie's colon [00:01:47] To relax my mind I take a walk [00:01:49] By the clock and I pass the time and [00:01:51] Rhymin' mathematic timin' [00:01:52] Syntax impacts the intact hymen [00:01:55] I'm an internet provider [00:01:56] Came from the web like a horny spider [00:01:58] F**ked a girl in an apple orchard [00:02:00] Then came in cider [00:02:02] I thought AIDS was a butt virus [00:02:04] Like conjunction junction conjunctivitis [00:02:06] I spit gold bars cause [00:02:08] I was molested by my uncle Midas [00:02:09] Gay dads blow pops another sucker [00:02:12] Oedipus was the first motherf**ker [00:02:14] I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite [00:02:20] Hungry hungry hypocrite [00:02:22] I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite [00:02:30] We the people of the USA [00:02:31] Jose we're not talkin to you esse [00:02:33] We got a border in order to keep you out [00:02:35] It's what my NYU essay's about [00:02:37] Cause we're xenophobic warrior princess [00:02:39] Molested by my uncle Sam is that i****t [00:02:42] "I want you" to smell my finger [00:02:43] Does my nephew's scent still linger [00:02:45] South of queers north of hell [00:02:47] The queer ones suck and the brown one's smell [00:02:49] We guard the border and we guard it well [00:02:51] But some slip through the cracks of the liberty bell [00:02:53] Did I say liberty I meant taco [00:02:55] Paco hey you better let that rock go [00:02:57] Cause in real life Goliath wins [00:02:58] And then sells all the silk that the widow spins [00:03:03] I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite [00:03:09] Hungry hungry hypocrite [00:03:11] I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite [00:03:19] B**ches and hoes Bo's hoes [00:03:22] Oh b**ches and hoes [00:03:25] B**ches hoes [00:03:27] B**ches and hoes don't [00:03:28] Exist because the hoes know [00:03:29] Bo's a feminist [00:03:30] B**ches and hoes don't [00:03:32] Exist because the hoes [00:03:33] Know Bo's a feminist [00:03:35] So take off your bras and [00:03:36] Burn 'em or you can let me burn 'em [00:03:38] Take off your bras and burn em [00:03:40] Or you can let Bo Burnham burn em [00:03:43] So take off your bras and [00:03:44] Burn 'em or you can [00:03:45] Let me burn 'em