[00:00:00] 99 Problems) (In the Style of Jay-Z Karaoke Version Teaching Vocal) - ProTracks Karaoke [00:00:13] If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son [00:00:16] I got ninety nine problems but a b**ch ain't one [00:00:18] I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol [00:00:21] Foes that want ta make sure my casket's closed [00:00:23] Rap critics that say he's money cash hoes [00:00:26] I'm from the hood stupid what type of facts are those [00:00:29] If you grew up with holes in your zapatos [00:00:31] You'd celebrate the minute you was having dough [00:00:34] I'm like f**k critics you can kiss my whole asshole [00:00:36] If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward [00:00:39] Got beef with radio if I don't play they show [00:00:41] They don't play my hits well I don't give a sh*t so [00:00:45] Rap mags try and use my black a** [00:00:47] So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads f**kers [00:00:50] I don't know what you take me as [00:00:52] Or understand the intelligence that jay-z has [00:00:54] I'm from rags to riches niggas I ain't dumb [00:00:57] I got ninety nine problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me [00:01:02] Ninety nine problems but a b**ch ain't one [00:01:05] If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son [00:01:07] I got ninety nine problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me [00:01:10] Year's '94 and my trunk is raw [00:01:12] In my rear view mirror is the motherf**king law [00:01:15] I got two choices y'all pull over the car or hmm [00:01:18] Bounce on the devil put the pedal to the floor [00:01:20] Now I ain't trying to see no highway chase with jake [00:01:23] Plus I got a few dollars I could fight the case [00:01:25] So I pull over to the side of the road [00:01:28] I heard son do you know why I'm stopping you for [00:01:31] Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low [00:01:33] Or do I look like a mind reader sir I don't know [00:01:36] Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo [00:01:38] Well you was doing fifty-five in the fifty-four uh huh [00:01:41] License and registration and step out of the car [00:01:43] Are you carrying a weapon on you I know a lot of you are [00:01:47] I ain't stepping out of sh*t all my papers legit [00:01:48] Well do you mind if I look around the car a little bit [00:01:51] Well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk and the back [00:01:54] And I know my rights so you going need a warrant for that [00:01:56] Aren't you sharp as a tack you some type of lawyer or something [00:02:00] Somebody important or something [00:02:01] Child I ain't passed the bar but I know a little bit [00:02:04] Enough that you won't illegally search my sh*t [00:02:07] Well we'll see how smart you are when the k-9 come [00:02:09] I got ninety nine problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me [00:02:14] Ninety nine problems but a b**ch ain't one [00:02:17] If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son [00:02:19] I got ninety nine problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me [00:02:25] Ninety nine problems but a b**ch ain't one [00:02:27] If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son [00:02:30] I got ninety nine problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me [00:02:33] Now once upon a time not too long ago [00:02:35] A ni**a like myself had to strong arm [00:02:38] This is not a ho in the sense of having a p**sy [00:02:40] But a p**sy having no goddamn sense try and push me [00:02:43] I tried to ignore 'em talk to the lord [00:02:45] Pray for 'em cause some fools just love to perform [00:02:48] You know the type loud as a motorbike [00:02:50] But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight [00:02:53] The only thing that's going happen is I'ma get to clapping and [00:02:56] He and his boys goin' be yapping to the captain [00:02:58] And there I go trapped in the kit kat again [00:03:01] Back through the system with the riff raff again [00:03:03] Fiends on the floor scratching again [00:03:06] Paparazzi's with they cameras snapping them [00:03:08] Da tried to give a ni**a shaft again [00:03:11] Half a mil for bail cause I'm african [00:03:13] All because this fool was harassing them [00:03:16] Trying to play the boy like he's saccharine