[00:00:00] Founding Fathers Rap (explicit) - Trevor Moore
[00:00:09] The name is George Washington
[00:00:10] But it's The General to you
[00:00:12] Or you could call me
[00:00:13] President 1 or 3 or 2
[00:00:14] And you probably heard
[00:00:15] A lot a silly stories 'bout me
[00:00:17] But let me lay it down
[00:00:18] How raw it really used to be
[00:00:19] I got a h**p operation
[00:00:21] Back at the plantation
[00:00:22] Selling the stickiest sh*t around the new nation
[00:00:24] So come run and find me
[00:00:26] If you wanna get high
[00:00:27] 'Cause honestly I got the bombest
[00:00:28] I cannot tell a lie
[00:00:30] Pick it dry of course I'm gonna try
[00:00:32] Bag it brick it
[00:00:33] And then just let them buy it
[00:00:34] And if the Brits wanna
[00:00:35] Come to take a piece of the cut
[00:00:37] I'll raise a whole f**kin' army
[00:00:38] Let them see what's what
[00:00:40] The King's like
[00:00:40] Yo I gotta get paid
[00:00:42] I'm like
[00:00:42] Tuff titty
[00:00:42] 'Cause yall's a whole ocean away
[00:00:44] And you can try to send some ships
[00:00:45] Come make me pay up
[00:00:47] But that's an awful long way
[00:00:48] Just to sick these nuts
[00:00:50] You get my f**kin' message son
[00:00:53] Take it Thomas Jefferson
[00:00:54] Sell drugs run guns nail sluts
[00:00:58] And f**k the law
[00:01:00] We're founding fathers
[00:01:01] We're Rushmore Sh*t
[00:01:02] And we were all high as balls
[00:01:04] The Declaration of Independence
[00:01:07] I wrote so high
[00:01:08] I'm surprised it makes sense
[00:01:09] But we take these truths to be self evident
[00:01:12] It goes puff puff pass
[00:01:13] The next round you get skipped
[00:01:15] Abe Lincoln I know what you're thinkin'
[00:01:17] Greatest President ever
[00:01:18] I'll have what he's drinkin'
[00:01:19] Ha ha yeah well see
[00:01:21] That's where you'd be wrong
[00:01:22] 'Cause if you wanna chill with me
[00:01:23] You better go and grab that bong
[00:01:24] Or an apple or a can
[00:01:26] See you do not understand
[00:01:27] Faded 24/7 'cause that's just the way I am
[00:01:29] I can see you're having
[00:01:30] A little trouble believing me
[00:01:32] Then check this letter that I wrote
[00:01:33] Recorded down in history
[00:01:34] Ahem
[00:01:35] Two of my favorite things are sitting on my porch
[00:01:37] And smoking a pipe of that sweet h**p of course
[00:01:39] That's a quote that I wrote while
[00:01:41] I was still in office
[00:01:42] But enough of that I am too high
[00:01:43] I have to back up off this
[00:01:45] Where's my horse I think I need to go
[00:01:46] And ride him home
[00:01:47] I was supposed to leave about four score
[00:01:48] And twenty riffs ago
[00:01:49] You see my hat
[00:01:50] I like it I kinda think it looks like a stove
[00:01:52] Scratch it pass it one more time
[00:01:53] And let me hit it for the road
[00:01:54] Sell drugs run guns
[00:01:57] Nail sluts and f**k the law
[00:01:59] We're founding fathers
[00:02:01] We're Rushmore Sh*t
[00:02:02] And we were all high as balls
[00:02:04] And don't let them try
[00:02:05] And tell ya' we grew it just for rope
[00:02:07] You can check what we
[00:02:08] Wrote down in our harvest notes
[00:02:09] We separated seeds that
[00:02:11] We found more potent
[00:02:12] In layman's terms we were into getting' bent
[00:02:15] Smokin' out the Continental Congress
[00:02:17] Everybody's b**ches be like all up on us
[00:02:19] Patrick Henry's in the corner
[00:02:21] Lookin' pretty well spent
[00:02:22] Ben Franklin got so high
[00:02:23] He forgot to be President
[00:02:24] Your girl just said she never had it hit so good
[00:02:27] Smoked so many trees
[00:02:28] That my f**kin' teeth turned wood
[00:02:29] And if they make a monument to me when I die
[00:02:32] It'll be a giant abstract joint up in the sky
[00:02:35] But you know they're gonna whitewash me
[00:02:37] Make up some corny sh*t about
[00:02:38] Me choppin' cherry trees
[00:02:39] It's hard to control a people
[00:02:41] If their Founder's a thug
[00:02:42] So they'll just teach that I was all prayers
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