[00:00:00] Couch Potato (Parody of "Lose Yourself" by Eminem) - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇)
[00:00:02] Look
[00:00:05] If you had
[00:00:07] One shot
[00:00:09] To sit on your lazy butt
[00:00:12] And watch all the TV you ever wanted
[00:00:14] Until your brain turned to mush
[00:00:17] Would you go for it
[00:00:19] Or just let it slip
[00:00:20] Yo
[00:00:22] Remote is ready
[00:00:23] Eyes wide palms are sweaty
[00:00:24] There's Flintstones on the TV already
[00:00:26] Wilma 'n' Betty
[00:00:27] No virgin to channel surfing
[00:00:28] And I'm HD ready
[00:00:30] So I flip
[00:00:31] Garbage is all I'm getting
[00:00:33] There's Simon Cowell
[00:00:34] Who folks wanna disembowel
[00:00:35] He opens his mouth
[00:00:36] Always says something foul
[00:00:38] They're dying wow
[00:00:39] Wannabes are crying now
[00:00:41] He votes them out
[00:00:42] Time to throw in the towel
[00:00:43] Shows based on reality
[00:00:45] Oh the humanity
[00:00:46] Oh ozzy's family
[00:00:48] Sho' loves profanity
[00:00:49] Whoa the insanity
[00:00:50] Oh dogs that crap and pee
[00:00:52] Home of depravity
[00:00:53] No they live happily
[00:00:55] Yo
[00:00:55] Plus da Ali g show
[00:00:57] And celebrity mole
[00:00:58] Oh and there's Anna Nicole
[00:00:59] Well she's scaring me
[00:01:01] Look ma no cavities
[00:01:02] Oh it's a station break
[00:01:03] Better go out to the kitchen and microwave something
[00:01:05] You're gonna lose your mind watching' TV they told me they'd scold me
[00:01:09] But I'd still tune in every show show
[00:01:11] My cable gets c-span TV-land and hbo
[00:01:14] The travel channel discovery and lifetime yo
[00:01:16] You're gonna lose your mind watching' TV
[00:01:19] They told me cajoled me turn off those music videos no
[00:01:22] I'm gonna watch c-span TV-land and hbo
[00:01:25] The history channel and QVC and lifetime yo
[00:01:28] You're gonna
[00:01:28] My butt is aching
[00:01:29] As I watch NASCAR racing
[00:01:31] That show about undertaking
[00:01:33] Larry king
[00:01:34] To 24 to law and order
[00:01:36] The weather channel's boring like 60 minutes's ancient reporters
[00:01:40] Next up one true Hollywood story
[00:01:43] The rise and decline of twelve actors named Corey
[00:01:46] Shows for next fall they've already been naming
[00:01:48] Csi Boise and touched by an uncle both sound pretty lame 'n'
[00:01:53] So does everybody tolerates Raymond
[00:01:55] And king of queens jumped the shark the first minute
[00:01:58] I can't believe Richard Simmons ain't in it
[00:02:01] I'll move right on to 8 simple rules for dating my teenaged daughter
[00:02:05] Then I bet
[00:02:06] I watch the bachelorette
[00:02:07] Followed by welcome back kotter
[00:02:09] And the Muppet show where they go 'Mahan Mahan'
[00:02:12] You're gonna lose your mind watching TV
[00:02:14] They told me they'd scold me
[00:02:15] But I'd still tune in every show show
[00:02:17] My cable gets c-span TV-land and HBO
[00:02:20] The Disney channel and age and lifetime yo
[00:02:23] You're gonna lose your mind watching TV
[00:02:25] They told me cajoled me
[00:02:26] But I still love Lisa kudrow drow
[00:02:28] I'm looking at c-span TV-land and HBO
[00:02:31] The playboy channel and court TV and lifetime yo
[00:02:33] You're gonna
[00:02:34] Never missed Melrose place or lost in space
[00:02:36] I've seen each amazing race and without a trace
[00:02:39] But I only watched will and grace one time one day
[00:02:42] Wish I hadn't 'cause TiVo now thinks I'm gay
[00:02:45] Oh and fear factor I watched maybe a half hour
[00:02:48] After that felt like I needed a long shower
[00:02:50] Network execs with naked ambitions
[00:02:53] Next week on fox watch lions eat Christians
[00:02:56] Like to tie up those programming planners
[00:02:59] Make 'em watch all of that junk 'til their heads explode just like scanners
[00:03:03] Leech-covered grub-eating fools on survivor
[00:03:06] Look there's James Lipton discussing the oeuvre of mar rob Schneider
[00:03:10] And there's Gilligan and SpongeBob plus there's MacGyver
[00:03:12] And jay leno has got Madonna hey there's Luke Perry on a
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