[00:00:00] Nightmare On My Street - Cosmic Noise [00:00:26] Now I have a story that I'd like to tell [00:00:29] About this guy you all know [00:00:30] He had me scared as hell [00:00:32] He comes to me at night after I crawl into bed [00:00:35] He's burnt up like a weenie and his name is Fred [00:00:37] He wears the same hat and sweater every single day [00:00:40] And even if it's hot outside he wears it anyway [00:00:43] He's home when I'm awake [00:00:44] But he shows up when I sleep [00:00:46] I can't believe that there's a nightmare on my street [00:01:00] It was a Saturday evening if I remember it right [00:01:03] And we had just gotten back off tour last night [00:01:05] So the gang and I thought that it would be groovy [00:01:08] If we summoned up the posse [00:01:09] And done rushed the movie [00:01:12] I got Angie Jeff got Tina [00:01:14] Ready Rock got some girl I'd never seen in my life [00:01:17] That was all right because the lady was chill [00:01:20] Then we dipped to the theater set to [00:01:22] I'll buggin cold havin a ball [00:01:25] Somethin about Elm st. was the movie we saw [00:01:28] The way it started was decent you know nuthin real fancy [00:01:31] About this homeboy named fred and this girl named nancy [00:01:34] But word when it was over I said yo that was def [00:01:37] And everything seemed [00:01:37] All right when we left [00:01:40] But when I got home and laid down to sleep [00:01:42] That began the nightmare, but on my street [00:01:57] It was burning in my room like an oven [00:01:59] My bed soaked with sweat [00:02:01] And man I was bugging [00:02:02] I checked the clock and it stopped at 12:30 [00:02:05] It had melted it was so darn hot And I was thirsty [00:02:08] I wanted something cool to quench my thirst [00:02:11] I thought to myself yo this heat is the worst [00:02:13] But when I got downstairs [00:02:14] I noticed something was wrong [00:02:16] I was home all alone but the tv was on [00:02:19] I thought nothin off it as I grabbed the remote [00:02:22] I pushed the power button and then I almost choked [00:02:24] When I heard this awful voice coming from behind It said, [00:02:27] "You turned off David Letterman...now you must die!!" [00:02:30] Man, I ain't even wait to see who it was Broke [00:02:33] Inside my drawers and screamed, "So long, cuz" [00:02:36] Got halfway up the block I calmed down and stopped screaming [00:02:38] Then thought, "Oh, I get it, I must be dreaming" [00:02:42] I strolled back home with a grin on my grill [00:02:44] I think that since this is a dream I might as well get ill [00:02:47] I walked in the house, the Big Bad Fresh Prince [00:02:50] But Freddy killed all that noise real quick [00:02:53] He grabbed me by my neck and said [00:02:55] "Here's what we'll do We gotta lotta work here, [00:02:57] Me and you The souls of your friends you and [00:03:00] I will claim You've got the body and I've got the brain" [00:03:04] I said, "Yo Fred I think you got me all wrong [00:03:07] I ain't partners with nobody with nails that long [00:03:09] Look, I'll be honest man, this team won't work [00:03:12] The girls won't be on you, Fred, your face is all burnt" [00:03:15] Fred got mad and his head started steaming [00:03:18] But I thought what the hell i'm only dreamin [00:03:20] I said please leave Fred so I can get some sleep [00:03:24] But give me a call maybe we'll hang out next week [00:03:26] I patted him on the shoulder, [00:03:28] Said "thanks for stopping by" [00:03:29] Then I opened up the door and said "take care guy" [00:03:32] He got mad, drew back his arm, and slashed my shirt [00:03:35] I laughed at first, then thought, "hold up, [00:03:37] That hurt" It wasn't a dream, man, this guy was for real [00:03:40] I said, "Freddy, uh, pal, there's been an awful mistake here" [00:03:44] No further words and then I darted upstairs [00:03:46] Crashed through my door then jumped on my bed [00:03:49] Pulled the covers up over my head And said, [00:03:52] "Oh please do something with Fred" [00:03:55] He jumped on my bed, went through the covers with his claws [00:03:58] Tried to get me, but my alarm went off And then silence