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不带衣服前后都塌透了 [00:06:16] 连裤裆都湿了 [00:06:18] 从来没这么紧张过 [00:06:20] 可那些人都T 了 [00:06:21] 他们两个人高兴 [00:06:23] 皇上的意思都想看一看 [00:06:27] 你们都练一练 [00:06:28] 今天心情好 [00:06:30] 正在这么个节骨眼上 [00:06:33] 有人到你的节奏 [00:06:35] 陛下 [00:06:36] 神力王叩拜圣安求见皇上额 [00:06:42] 我欲D 来了啊 [00:06:46] 厂家一听 [00:06:47] 神力王来了 [00:06:49] 早就听过神力王叫达摩苏啊 [00:06:54] 那个皇上的亲拍地 [00:06:58] 还有个老神力王 [00:07:00] 那是皇上地勤黄书 [00:07:03] 时间不大 [00:07:05] 就见一位身材高大的王子 [00:07:08] 从外边儿晃晃悠悠走上乐五楼 [00:07:11] 潮王败家 [00:07:14] 五彩叩拜皇上 [00:07:17] 平山 [00:07:19] 赤裸 [00:07:21] 沈力王在旁边坐下 [00:07:23] 师大人黄天霸等人偷眼观瞧一瞅 [00:07:27] 真是个武将 [00:07:29] 这大脸蛋子跟铜锣相似 [00:07:31] 腮帮往下嘟噜着浓浓的眉毛 [00:07:35] 眼珠都往外鼓鼓着大狮子鼻子鲶鱼嘴 [00:07:40] 联币了 [00:07:41] 塞有点儿短 [00:07:42] 胡子茬儿胸脯好像扣俩大碗 [00:07:46] 一举一动跟那大狗熊差不多少 [00:07:50] 在这在这 [00:07:51] 威风劲儿二木不变 [00:07:55] 皇上一看神力 [00:07:57] 王奶奶高兴 [00:07:58] 亲家从哪里来 [00:08:00] 飞侠 [00:08:02] 刚才我在教军场操练 [00:08:05] 八旗子弟刚收摊啊 [00:08:09] 我听说诗的人还有什么黄天霸等人来见皇上 [00:08:16] 我也好奇 [00:08:17] 来凑个热闹 [00:08:19] 好 [00:08:21] 你晚来了一步 [00:08:23] 食材 [00:08:24] 黄田坝练舞照 [00:08:26] 闭眼五你都没看见呢 [00:08:29] 是吗 [00:08:31] 我的陛下 [00:08:33] 您今天心情可不错呀 [00:08:36] 看你满脸都是笑容 [00:08:39] 您打算给他们个什么官 [00:08:42] 为家风完毕 [00:08:44] 黄田坝为u [00:08:45] 即将军、赵必为都司 [00:08:48] 其他人皆为千总和八总 [00:08:54] 我陛下呀 [00:08:56] 是不是封闭 [00:08:59] 有点儿大呀 [00:09:01] 什么意思 [00:09:02] 嗯 [00:09:03] 没什么意思 [00:09:04] 我听说这些人出生在绿林关 [00:09:09] 无寸直经 [00:09:11] 在皇上亲口加封平度青云就做了大官 [00:09:17] 是不是有点过头了 [00:09:20] 不然 [00:09:22] 如果亲家看到他们的武艺 [00:09:25] 听听他们的政绩 [00:09:27] 一点儿都不过分 [00:09:29] 是吗 [00:09:31] 那我想见见我 [00:09:32] 我时齿轮在这儿没有 [00:09:35] 诗爱卿 [00:09:36] 还不拜见王爷诗的人就在旁边站着 [00:09:40] 赶紧过来跪倒行礼 [00:09:42] 王家千岁千千岁在上 [00:09:47] 卑职施世纶叩拜王爷千千岁 [00:09:52] 嗯 [00:09:53] 神力 [00:09:54] 王撇着嘴看着 [00:09:57] 你就是靖海侯施琅的三儿子 [00:10:01] 正是 [00:10:04] 长得不怎么地 [00:10:06] 身子骨太弱了 [00:10:07] 跟干巴鸡差不多少 [00:10:11] 我说时迟轮呐 [00:10:13] 我替皇上说几句 [00:10:16] 你是一个外观 [00:10:18] 而今调入京城 [00:10:20] 荣升顺天府尹 [00:10:24] 之则可太重了 [00:10:26] 这京都的治安 [00:10:29] 全交给你了 [00:10:30] 你可要好自为之 [00:10:34] 如果伺候不好 [00:10:36] 本地出了事情 [00:10:37] 唯你是问 [00:10:38] 你懂吗 [00:10:41] 卑职明白 [00:10:42] 明白就好 [00:10:44] 一边儿呆着去 [00:10:46] 大伙一听这个就是大老粗 [00:10:49] 但说话比较直 [00:10:52] 十大人情满里 [00:10:53] 退到一旁 [00:10:55] 啊 [00:10:56] 谁叫黄天霸 [00:10:58] 黄天霸心里就烦他 [00:11:01] 听说皇上都没这样 [00:11:03] 你干嘛大大咧咧的 [00:11:04] 指手划脚的 [00:11:07] 看得出沈丽王很吃得开 [00:11:10] 能替皇上当半拉家呀 [00:11:13] 早就听说神力王武功盖世 [00:11:16] 率领着万马千军世东征西讨 [00:11:20] 两臂一晃千斤之力 [00:11:23] 所以叫神秘华木 [00:11:26] 皇家马赶紧过来 [00:11:28] 规规矩矩跪倒磕头 [00:11:30] 卑职叩拜王家千千岁 [00:11:35] 嗯 [00:11:36] 你叫黄田坝是 [00:11:40] 行 [00:11:41] 小伙长得平头正脸儿的人 [00:11:45] 样子可不错 [00:11:47] 刚才听说皇上家风靡游击将军之职 [00:11:52] 这u 基将军得有衙门 [00:11:55] 统领 [00:11:56] 军兵独掌一方啊 [00:11:59] 现在呢 [00:12:00] 你破例 [00:12:01] 让你跟随着诗诗轮抓京城的治安 [00:12:07] 我是黄金吧 [00:12:08] 你可要小心供职 [00:12:11] 那一只明白 [00:12:12] 明白什么呢 [00:12:13] 你明白啊 [00:12:15] 哎 [00:12:15] 我呢吧 [00:12:17] 我听说皇上叫你练舞来着 [00:12:20] 你练得不错 [00:12:22] 我这么办得了 [00:12:24] 今天闲的没事儿 [00:12:26] 皇上也高兴 [00:12:28] 本王也没事儿 [00:12:30] 我 [00:12:30] 咱俩比划比划 [00:12:32] 你根本王 [00:12:33] 比划比划如何 [00:12:35] 弓刀石 [00:12:35] 马步箭 [00:12:36] 长拳短打你随便挑 [00:12:38] 怎么样这 [00:12:41] 王爷 [00:12:41] 卑职不敢什么不敢呢 [00:12:44] 嗯 [00:12:45] 万岁 [00:12:47] 今天教比也得比 [00:12:49] 不叫比也得比 [00:12:51] 小子起来到台下咱比划比划 [00:12:55] 这个要求出皇上的意料之外 [00:12:59] 康熙皇帝就一皱眉 [00:13:01] 显然知道玉帝的脾气 [00:13:04] 他要说的话 [00:13:05] 九条牛拉不回来 [00:13:07] 咱一枪也好 [00:13:08] 别扫了他 [00:13:09] 毕竟 [00:13:10] 偏大呀 [00:13:12] 陛下 [00:13:14] 既然王爷提出要求 [00:13:16] 要与你比五 [00:13:18] 你不必害怕 [00:13:19] 也不必推辞 [00:13:21] 下面就比比去吧 [00:13:23] 朕也想开开眼呃 [00:13:28] 回陛下 [00:13:29] 奴才不敢 [00:13:32] 他贵为王爷 [00:13:33] 金枝玉叶 [00:13:35] 我乃是区区一个u 籍将军 [00:13:38] 怎敢一小犯上 [00:13:40] 吓死臣也不敢 [00:13:43] 黄田坝有顾虑 [00:13:46] 呢 [00:13:46] 这叫比武吗 [00:13:48] 这大帽子压人呢 [00:13:50] 它是甚力王 [00:13:51] 高高在上 [00:13:53] 他可以随便打我 [00:13:54] 我哪敢反击啊 [00:13:56] 我要把神列王打个嘴巴子 [00:13:58] 打一拳踢脚 [00:14:00] 那还了得呢 [00:14:02] 我就犯了抄家灭门 [00:14:04] D 醉了 [00:14:05] 所以黄田坝不敢诗 [00:14:08] 大人在旁边也着急 [00:14:10] 你说这神力王简直是无理的要求 [00:14:15] 但是皇上认为不然 [00:14:18] 天霸呀 [00:14:19] 不要有顾虑 [00:14:21] 你是不是怕这怕那 [00:14:23] 正是不必怕 [00:14:26] 彼无不论身份 [00:14:29] 什么神力王、游击啊 [00:14:31] 都搁到一边儿去 [00:14:32] 你们就是正常的比武 [00:14:35] 有多高的本事就施展多高的本事 [00:14:38] 谁把谁伤了也不担任何责任 [00:14:42] 你放心 [00:14:43] 别无趣吧 [00:14:45] 这给你做主这 [00:14:48] 谢主隆恩 [00:14:51] 黄萍把捏着鼻子 [00:14:54] 现在话虽如此 [00:14:57] 那也得小心谨慎 [00:15:00] 没有办法 [00:15:01] 黄田坝下乐观 [00:15:02] 鼓楼神力王换个高大的身躯也下了关谷喽 [00:15:09] 来来来 [00:15:10] 给本王更衣 [00:15:13] 超朱古华大帽都去掉了 [00:15:16] 换了短衣小咋办 [00:15:18] 呵呵 [00:15:19] 也是三紧的衣服 [00:15:21] 腰身、袖口、裤腿都是紧紧帮帮 [00:15:25] 然后登上一双靴子 [00:15:27] 沈丽王把大便往脖子上一盘 [00:15:30] 就地转了那么几圈啦 [00:15:32] D 价值跟着摔跤差不多少 [00:15:35] 然后抢了个上风头儿往那一站 [00:15:38] 嗯 [00:15:40] A [00:15:40] 黄吧 [00:15:42] 准备的怎么样了 [00:15:45] 小明都准备好了 [00:15:46] 那您就先进高吧 [00:15:49] 你会什么你就拿什么 [00:15:52] 你什么东西精通 [00:15:54] 你就抖了什么 [00:15:55] 来来来 [00:15:56] 随便 [00:15:58] 王爷 [00:16:00] 非只有医师要求我这两下子平常稀松二五眼 [00:16:06] 怎敢在王爷台前献丑 [00:16:09] 请王爷要担待一二啊 [00:16:12] 别说了 [00:16:13] 别说了 [00:16:14] 废话一大堆 [00:16:15] 你就来吧 [00:16:16] 动家伙 [00:16:18] 黄田坝哪敢先伸手 [00:16:21] 转来转去 [00:16:22] 转来转去 [00:16:23] 审理王急不可待地心说 [00:16:25] 你光转悠怎么不伸手儿 [00:16:27] 黄田坝 [00:16:28] 你不伸手 [00:16:29] 我可伸手了 [00:16:30] 嗯 [00:16:32] 头往前一扑 [00:16:34] 使了一招 [00:16:34] Hu tu ci [00:16:37] 叹双手抓黄田坝的两间 [00:16:41] 看来他摔跤就出身摔跤 [00:16:43] 的确是行家里手 [00:16:46] 真要把黄天把衣服给抓住 [00:16:48] 黄田坝想跑也跑不了 [00:16:50] 他一路死后 [00:16:51] 跟前子一样 [00:16:53] 他这叫一力降十会 [00:16:56] 黄屏霸龙角都抓住了 [00:16:58] 身子一侧往下一矮 [00:17:00] 身神列王扑空的 [00:17:03] 本来黄天霸可以使扫堂腿 [00:17:06] 妈妈给他来个伴 [00:17:07] 但是没敢 [00:17:09] 咱们的文武百官和皇上要叫神力王 [00:17:12] 爬到这儿吃罪不起啊 [00:17:15] 只好改换门路 [00:17:17] 刷非神经 [00:17:19] 跳出圈外 [00:17:20] 神往紧跟着 [00:17:21] 一转身又扑上来了 [00:17:24] 就好像那黑瞎子卜虎皮儿一样 [00:17:27] 左扑右扑左扑右扑扑了18 铺也没铺着 [00:17:33] 黄天坝滋溜滋溜滋溜滋溜 [00:17:35] 左躲右闪是前川后缀 [00:17:39] 文武百官全笑了 [00:17:44] 大家看着新鲜 [00:17:46] 连康熙皇帝都笑了 [00:17:48] 黄天霸没办法 [00:17:50] 只好用这种招数对付神力王 [00:17:53] 推来推去 [00:17:54] 推去推来 [00:17:55] 推来推去 [00:17:56] 推着墙犄角儿 [00:17:58] 沈丽王满头大汗 [00:18:00] 心说 [00:18:01] 小猴仔子 [00:18:02] 你跟我跳他 [00:18:04] 我看你还往哪跑a [00:18:07] 这回倒墙犄角儿了 [00:18:09] 我看你还跑得了不哎 [00:18:12] 他往前又一铺黄田坝 [00:18:14] 躲得稍微慢一点 [00:18:16] 左肩膀子的衣服叫什列王纪思住了 [00:18:20] 啪一把抓住往怀里一钻 [00:18:23] 刺啦一声 [00:18:25] 新穿上的服装把袖子给拽掉了 [00:18:31] 就利用这个机会 [00:18:32] 黄田坝一看不好 [00:18:33] 双脚扁闭 [00:18:34] 非参行称 [00:18:37] 穿上配电神力王蹦不上去 [00:18:41] 一抬头一看 [00:18:42] 这猴仔子 [00:18:44] 你还会飞去给我拿梯子 [00:18:49] 康熙皇帝一看 [00:18:50] 适可而止吧 [00:18:52] 马上传旨免灾 [00:18:55] 沈丽王还不服气呢 [00:18:57] 来鉴黄者没分输赢呢 [00:19:00] 怎么就不比了 [00:19:02] 玉帝啊 [00:19:04] 行 [00:19:06] 你的力气天下无敌 [00:19:09] 黄田坝怎么跟你比 [00:19:12] 他已经承认失败了 [00:19:15] 你把他的袖子都撕开了 [00:19:18] 你说还有什么可说的余地啊 [00:19:21] 适可而止吧 [00:19:23] 选黄天霸 [00:19:25] 黄田坝回来跪倒之后 [00:19:28] 黄田坝网上扣头 [00:19:30] 然后跟沈力王说 [00:19:33] 飞织领教了王爷的蜈蚣 [00:19:35] 佩服佩服 [00:19:37] 哎呀黄姐吧 [00:19:39] 今儿个你跟我玩轮子 [00:19:41] 你耍花火 [00:19:43] 你呢 [00:19:44] 真功夫根本就没施展 [00:19:47] 算啦 [00:19:48] 既然皇上拦着 [00:19:50] 咱就适可而止 [00:19:53] 你别忘了 [00:19:54] 日后有机会我把你请到神力王府 [00:19:58] 咱们还得二次比武