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[00:00:01] 翻到杀出程咬金
[00:00:03] 天上掉下个大活人
[00:00:07] 把这老一伯子寒遇连夜吓一跳
[00:00:12] 他脑子一五楼非深已经跳出一丈多远横长钟龙头拐杖甩领冠桥
[00:00:21] 什么人呢
[00:00:22] 我这人可把我吓的不轻
[00:00:27] 雍亲王手提宝剑
[00:00:28] 倒退几步
[00:00:29] 也闪目观球
[00:00:33] 一看那不认得这人
[00:00:38] 此人平米深高
[00:00:42] 无耻挂零
[00:00:44] 无耻挂
[00:00:45] 那就搓吧
[00:00:49] 那要跟虎这小子牛小子站在一块儿
[00:00:52] 就像四五岁小孩儿似的
[00:00:56] 扎得干巴巴
[00:00:58] 瘦小枯干
[00:01:01] 一瞅这脑袋长得太难点了
[00:01:06] 我们一般人不管什么脸型
[00:01:09] 什么脑型
[00:01:11] 基本的轮廓呢
[00:01:13] 是离不开这个缘
[00:01:16] 有棱有角
[00:01:17] 基本是个圆
[00:01:19] 这个是个扁脑袋
[00:01:22] 好像小时候脑袋还没长硬
[00:01:25] 试的时候叫谁一屁股给坐扁了
[00:01:28] 这电脑的
[00:01:30] 咱们这儿还有一溜沟内
[00:01:34] 六沟
[00:01:34] 里头长了不少毛呢毛
[00:01:37] 就是头发
[00:01:39] 就打着卷黄头发稀不楞登的
[00:01:44] 321 脸上一看这张脸灭黄肌瘦
[00:01:51] 好像闹了半年病啊
[00:01:53] 刚下地差不多少
[00:01:55] 没人抢啊
[00:01:58] 奏机子呢
[00:01:59] 黄眼珠
[00:02:00] 小鹰钩
[00:02:01] 鼻子薄嘴片儿
[00:02:02] 芝麻粒儿的
[00:02:03] 牙扇风耳
[00:02:07] 小窄肩膀
[00:02:08] 小短胳膊
[00:02:09] 小短腿儿
[00:02:11] 多少还有点小将军柱
[00:02:15] 哎呀
[00:02:16] 那两条腿并齐了
[00:02:19] 能装过一条狗去o 型的罗圈腿儿
[00:02:27] 在身边
[00:02:28] 背后路皮套穿着一条好家伙
[00:02:31] 叔公代言这条兵刃
[00:02:34] 名字叫三黄Qu Jia ju
[00:02:39] 斜跨路
[00:02:40] 皮囊鼓鼓囊囊
[00:02:42] 里边儿装的
[00:02:43] 带边儿的
[00:02:44] 带着的
[00:02:45] 带钩的
[00:02:45] 带刺的
[00:02:46] 嘛花的
[00:02:46] 宁静的道具沟里峨眉刺儿路Li Ren 应用的小伽是是应有尽有
[00:02:53] 同时按在一宗保
[00:02:59] 沈宝
[00:03:00] 一会儿咱们再说
[00:03:03] 你咋这么难干
[00:03:04] 仔细瞅着多大岁数
[00:03:07] 20 左右吧
[00:03:10] 也许二十八零
[00:03:12] 也许还不到20
[00:03:14] 说话小场要多少
[00:03:15] 1 .8 间
[00:03:16] 但是挺清脆
[00:03:20] 就这主长这个模样
[00:03:22] 比呢老太太好看不了多少
[00:03:27] 要不是在这个场合用君王啊
[00:03:29] 乐的眼泪都得出来
[00:03:33] 就这样用金王一瞅
[00:03:34] 做好就没了
[00:03:37] 媳妇儿这
[00:03:38] 这孩子怎么涨涨糟践了谁呀他是
[00:03:45] 那么
[00:03:45] 书中代言哪位哪位
[00:03:49] 您别忘了
[00:03:50] 现在是九月九
[00:03:52] 重阳盛会
[00:03:54] 天下英雄齐聚一堂
[00:03:57] 来人这位就是叱咤风云
[00:04:01] 了不起的人物
[00:04:03] 并太岁张芳
[00:04:08] 丛林的左膀右背
[00:04:13] 那桐林啊
[00:04:14] 没有这么的好帮手
[00:04:17] 十个丛林
[00:04:19] 别说了
[00:04:21] 那么这个年轻人怎么个出身
[00:04:26] 他哪来那么大能耐
[00:04:29] 说起他憋了
[00:04:31] 您是最熟
[00:04:33] 分别是谁大清国33 路名侠之一
[00:04:39] 鼎鼎有名的铁扇仙风流Xia 张鼎、张子美
[00:04:47] 病态是张方啊
[00:04:49] 是张子美的儿子
[00:04:53] 还是独根独苗
[00:04:56] 为一点弄个大活宝
[00:05:02] 那张子美长得漂亮
[00:05:04] 要不怎么叫铁扇仙风流Xia
[00:05:08] 到现在六十来岁了
[00:05:10] 你看看去
[00:05:11] 40岁挂零
[00:05:13] 长得细皮嫩肉的
[00:05:15] 浓眉大眼
[00:05:16] 轮廓分明
[00:05:18] 不知道犯什么病
[00:05:21] 有这么个儿子
[00:05:22] 一点儿都不随他爹
[00:05:26] 说起来相当有意思
[00:05:30] 张子美的夫人姜氏
[00:05:34] 杂夫妻过门成亲之后就没生过孩儿啊
[00:05:41] 你说那年头没有传宗接代的那叫人肖宗庙烧香
[00:05:49] 西庙许愿
[00:05:52] 后来到40多岁
[00:05:55] 夫人将是杜甫如品
[00:06:00] 肚子变大了
[00:06:01] 又怀上这个病
[00:06:02] 太脏了
[00:06:04] 十月怀胎满了
[00:06:07] 等升月之后
[00:06:09] 老娘婆一看
[00:06:10] 可咧嘴了
[00:06:11] 哎哟声
[00:06:13] 一个小黄鼠狼
[00:06:16] 上秤称一称
[00:06:18] 一斤八两半
[00:06:20] 能活吗
[00:06:23] 但他就活下来了
[00:06:25] 靠着张子
[00:06:26] 每家里都有钱呢
[00:06:29] 省了不少人呢
[00:06:31] 在这里帮忙补充营养
[00:06:34] 这孩子长大了
[00:06:37] 就长到七八岁的时候
[00:06:40] 跟人家呢
[00:06:41] 两三岁小孩差不多少
[00:06:43] 身体发育不起来
[00:06:46] 总是那么面黄肌瘦的
[00:06:48] 你别那样
[00:06:49] 饭量还不小
[00:06:51] 成年人吃不过他
[00:06:53] 纯属是怪人一个
[00:06:57] 张子美多
[00:06:58] 怎么瞅他这宝贝儿子多皱眉
[00:07:03] 嗓子没心说话
[00:07:06] 不是我这辈子缺德了
[00:07:09] 就是我爹内被缺德的
[00:07:11] 你说这几出个什么玩意儿
[00:07:13] 这玩意儿
[00:07:14] 这玩意儿
[00:07:15] 拿不出手去
[00:07:16] 这玩意儿要说是我儿子
[00:07:19] 叫人笑掉大牙
[00:07:21] 嗨
[00:07:23] 把他掐死
[00:07:24] 把他舍不得
[00:07:27] 咱们发现这孩子特别聪明呢
[00:07:32] 长得挺怪
[00:07:33] 扁扁脑袋
[00:07:36] 平常不爱多说话
[00:07:38] 只要说出话的条理分明
[00:07:41] 也有可取之处
[00:07:44] 这个单子没了
[00:07:45] 很少理他
[00:07:48] 这名儿什么都他娘给起的
[00:07:50] 箭头唛头鉴别
[00:07:52] 骂谁不爱搭理他
[00:07:55] 为这事儿唠俩口子没少拌嘴
[00:07:58] 僵尸就说
[00:07:59] 那不是你儿子
[00:08:01] 你烦他怎么办呢
[00:08:03] 烦她
[00:08:03] 她也长这么大了
[00:08:05] 是老张家的骨血
[00:08:07] 这样你们爷俩死不对眼
[00:08:11] 我瞅着也烟熏
[00:08:13] 干脆给孩子找个老师教他学艺去了
[00:08:17] 他不在你眼皮底下
[00:08:18] 你不就不生气了
[00:08:21] 张子没听也对
[00:08:23] 后来把张刚领哪去了
[00:08:25] 领到广东去
[00:08:28] 到广东龙门县小曹鼎八卦
[00:08:33] 脚踏太极老剑客王15
[00:08:40] 咱们把这孩子给王15
[00:08:45] 等大了
[00:08:45] 那愿王之骨一开
[00:08:48] 认识张子美啊
[00:08:51] 他们以弟兄相称
[00:08:53] 姊妹啊
[00:08:54] 你这从哪儿来啊
[00:08:56] 我从瓜州来
[00:08:58] 怎么这么得闲呢
[00:09:00] 到了广东了
[00:09:02] 哎呀
[00:09:03] 老人家呀
[00:09:04] 今天有一事相求啊
[00:09:07] 您可千万别驳我的面
[00:09:09] 过来
[00:09:12] 张刚在外边儿低着头进来
[00:09:16] 王师古家一个小孩儿
[00:09:18] 嘿嘿嘿
[00:09:21] 老来得子
[00:09:23] 我
[00:09:24] 我儿子老张给捏肿了
[00:09:27] 你怎么这么说话
[00:09:29] 来过来我看看来
[00:09:32] 我老哥
[00:09:33] 你也看看他有什么病呢
[00:09:35] 他生下来的气色就不正
[00:09:38] 那个腿也不执拗
[00:09:40] 一身是毛病
[00:09:41] 师父
[00:09:42] 他这个内脏有病
[00:09:44] 来来我看看
[00:09:45] 我看看
[00:09:47] 王15 精通医道
[00:09:50] 在广东人称医圣
[00:09:55] Li y 做了个详细检查
[00:09:59] 没病
[00:10:00] 哼
[00:10:01] 王老师
[00:10:02] 我说
[00:10:02] 兄弟你放心吧
[00:10:03] 这孩子一点儿病都没有
[00:10:05] 他天生的就
[00:10:07] 就这样子
[00:10:09] 还没定呢
[00:10:10] 我就放心了
[00:10:12] 老哥哥
[00:10:13] 是不是您缺少个伺候人的
[00:10:15] 我家孩子还挺聪明
[00:10:17] 给您留下得了
[00:10:19] 什么招个业务啊
[00:10:20] 刷个盘桶啊
[00:10:22] 另外给您跑道跑跑街
[00:10:25] 干点什么事儿都行
[00:10:27] 你收个徒弟
[00:10:29] 王之舞一听
[00:10:30] 啊
[00:10:31] 哎呀
[00:10:32] 张子美呀
[00:10:33] 跟我跑着耍小心眼来了就
[00:10:36] 就就
[00:10:36] 我能收这读的
[00:10:39] 但是又播不了张子美的面子
[00:10:42] 一看她哭哭烈烈的王石谷说这么大
[00:10:47] 兄弟你张一回嘴
[00:10:51] 是不是啊
[00:10:52] 这孩子
[00:10:53] 你已经领来了
[00:10:54] 我就不让你领回去
[00:10:57] 我老啦
[00:11:00] 快100岁的人没有精力教徒弟
[00:11:05] 没这个精力
[00:11:07] 怎么办呢
[00:11:09] 我给你介绍一个人
[00:11:12] 你领他去碰碰运气
[00:11:14] 如果这位开篇N 能把他给收去
[00:11:19] 这是你们家的凑啊
[00:11:22] 是啊
[00:11:24] 但不知你给介绍谁谁谁
[00:11:28] 你上普陀山吧
[00:11:30] 三清one
[00:11:33] 巨剑81 门
[00:11:35] 总门掌三清教主欧阳修na 是我过命的好朋友
[00:11:43] 我写封信把你推荐到那儿去
[00:11:47] 让张芳在巴西门阻门长欧阳修为师
[00:11:54] 一我不强的太多了
[00:11:57] 人家是什么身份
[00:11:59] 嗯
[00:12:01] 他将来一层之后上门涨一分提
[00:12:05] 其他老师
[00:12:06] 你谁敢惹呀
[00:12:08] 五大派81 门
[00:12:10] 谁不给闪个面子
[00:12:13] 哎呀
[00:12:14] 张子美说我不认识
[00:12:17] 我知道人家是成名的老剑客偶
[00:12:21] 杨修乃大清国拔的神仙之一
[00:12:25] 人家门槛太高
[00:12:27] 能收这孩子
[00:12:28] 哎
[00:12:28] 我给你写信哎
[00:12:31] 你放心
[00:12:33] 王15 题级别的
[00:12:36] 写了一封十分恳切的信交给张子每章子没领着兵太岁张刚起身
[00:12:45] 敢问普陀山缅甸81 文祖文挡
[00:12:52] 在这个张子美的思想当中啊
[00:12:55] 认为这是欧阳修不敬不哀
[00:12:58] 老的老的都快掉渣了
[00:13:02] 结果一见面完全出乎意料之外
[00:13:06] 偶杨道长给人的感觉是40 岁左右
[00:13:12] 那头发没几根白的
[00:13:17] 胡须散满牵
[00:13:18] 心之仙风道骨
[00:13:22] 那三清观高气啊
[00:13:26] 等来了书
[00:13:27] 说简短见着欧阳修
[00:13:30] 先问了好报了名字
[00:13:33] 哎呀
[00:13:33] 总门长一听
[00:13:34] 这是冯刘霞张子美啊
[00:13:38] 盛情款待
[00:13:40] 一问来
[00:13:41] 还把王施武力封信拿出来
[00:13:45] 欧阳修看完书信之后
[00:13:49] 你皱眉啊
[00:13:51] 嗯
[00:13:52] 120 个不愿意
[00:13:57] 还没怎么说拒绝的话呢
[00:14:00] 张子美何等聪明
[00:14:04] 从五官表情察言观色
[00:14:08] 又发现不妙
[00:14:11] 人呢
[00:14:12] 张芳在旁边站着
[00:14:13] 他还小啊
[00:14:15] 心眼儿挺多
[00:14:17] 张芳她的表情明白了
[00:14:21] 不愿意收啊
[00:14:23] 赶紧主动过去
[00:14:25] 双击跪倒
[00:14:28] 老师再上啊
[00:14:29] 我给老师磕头啦
[00:14:31] 师傅你好啊
[00:14:33] 小嘴儿姐姐
[00:14:34] 嗯
[00:14:35] 请请请请个孩子
[00:14:37] 哎呀
[00:14:39] 你多大了
[00:14:41] 你别看我挨个儿不高
[00:14:43] 我岁数不小了
[00:14:45] 今年我14 岁
[00:14:47] 呃
[00:14:50] 有病没病
[00:14:51] 吃的贼多
[00:14:53] 倍儿精神
[00:14:55] 您把我收下
[00:14:57] 您没有外处
[00:15:00] 一个呢我有压力
[00:15:02] 降酶
[00:15:04] 能叫我干什么我就能干
[00:15:07] 呃
[00:15:08] 您觉得心闷点
[00:15:09] 我还能陪着你唠嗑
[00:15:11] 我什么都懂得
[00:15:13] 我陪着您
[00:15:14] 那讲讲这个
[00:15:15] 讲讲那个
[00:15:16] 您上哪去
[00:15:17] 我还能给您做个伴
[00:15:19] 您污脏了
[00:15:20] 我还能给您收拾收拾衣裳
[00:15:22] 脏了我还能给你洗一洗
[00:15:25] 你赶紧把我收一个得了
[00:15:27] 我那好师傅a
[00:15:31] 约
[00:15:32] 话是拦路虎
[00:15:35] 衣服饰慎人毛
[00:15:38] 这人要长个好嘴
[00:15:40] 什么难得呀
[00:15:43] 那位说谁嘴不好
[00:15:45] 哎
[00:15:45] 这可不一样
[00:15:48] 同时一张嘴
[00:15:49] 有的人能言善讲
[00:15:53] 有的人
[00:15:55] 一天不带说句话就给这个嘴
[00:15:59] 他不会利用
[00:16:02] 张方则不然呢
[00:16:04] 说话竹筒倒豆子
[00:16:06] 粘板夺字
[00:16:07] 清清楚楚
[00:16:11] 我杨秋本来不想收
[00:16:15] 但是呢
[00:16:16] 王狮虎介绍
[00:16:17] 一回一听
[00:16:18] 这孩子一说话
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