[00:00:00] 本字幕由天琴实验室独家AI技术生成 [00:00:01] 圣手秀士逢冤夜入五福镇高干铺 [00:00:11] 要抓燕飞白菊花 [00:00:15] 等到二更天过后 [00:00:19] 真把这白菊花给盼来了 [00:00:24] 冯渊又惊又喜 [00:00:27] 呀 [00:00:28] 在窗户外头仔细听他们说什么 [00:00:33] 一听啊 [00:00:35] 这白菊花有点害怕了 [00:00:39] 打算从明天开始要南下 [00:00:43] 找个地方藏起来风渊心中好笑 [00:00:49] 明天呢 [00:00:51] 黄瓜菜都凉了 [00:00:54] 恐怕今儿晚上你都过不了这道关 [00:01:01] 可两个人在屋里头说着说着话 [00:01:04] 白菊花出来把冯元吓了一跳 [00:01:10] 心里琢磨着 [00:01:13] 莫非我没加注意被他听见了 [00:01:17] 风元就冒了白毛 [00:01:20] 汗滋溜钻进狗窝 [00:01:24] 憋的连气儿都不敢喘 [00:01:28] 哪知白菊花出来往四外看看 [00:01:34] 房前房后转了一圈 [00:01:37] 然后飞身上房 [00:01:40] 手打凉棚 [00:01:42] 往四外仔细观察 [00:01:45] 他就折腾开了 [00:01:47] 那个***等的不耐烦 [00:01:51] 在屋也出来了 [00:01:53] 你干什么放觉不睡 [00:01:56] 蹿上跳下的 [00:01:58] 难道有什么情况吗 [00:02:00] 诶 [00:02:01] 没有没有 [00:02:04] 也得注意啊 [00:02:06] 现在是非常时期 [00:02:09] 你进屋吧 [00:02:11] 我这就回屋 [00:02:13] 严复先回屋了 [00:02:16] 燕飞一转身 [00:02:18] 奔狗窝来了 [00:02:20] 冯元一看 [00:02:22] 我的妈 [00:02:24] 这回想跑都跑不了了 [00:02:28] 燕飞这小子真比旁人多个心眼儿 [00:02:32] 我怎么一点伤没有就被他发现了呢 [00:02:37] 风渊一害怕 [00:02:39] 把眼闭上了 [00:02:41] 不敢看了 [00:02:43] 哪知燕飞到了狗窝前边 [00:02:47] 把钟医退下 [00:02:50] 尿了跑尿 [00:02:52] 哎哟 [00:02:53] 这下冯元可倒了霉了 [00:02:55] 交的是满头满脸呢心说话 [00:03:01] 我太倒霉了 [00:03:02] 还不敢动 [00:03:05] 燕飞尿完尿 [00:03:07] 把裤子系好 [00:03:08] 转身回屋了 [00:03:10] 冯元等了好半天 [00:03:13] 听着没动静 [00:03:15] 又从狗窝里爬出来了 [00:03:18] 心里这骂呀 [00:03:20] 都连成串儿了 [00:03:22] 乌鸦浑增无比 [00:03:24] 给自残头萝卜英子凑脚 [00:03:26] 老婆养的 [00:03:27] 我跟你完不了 [00:03:28] 迟早要算这笔账 [00:03:31] 你说这不小孩吗 [00:03:33] 数了落这有什么用啊 [00:03:36] 这时他发现灯光纸灭 [00:03:41] 又听见屋里叽叽喳喳 [00:03:44] 可能在床上不知谈什么呢 [00:03:47] 再以后没声音了 [00:03:50] 方元利用这个机会 [00:03:53] 从百宝囊之中掏出同志的仙鹤 [00:03:58] 往掌声一托 [00:04:00] 为了谨慎起见 [00:04:03] 他又抹了点 [00:04:05] 解药 [00:04:06] 然后把这铜鹤小嘴儿把窗棂纸捅个眼儿就怼进去了 [00:04:16] 这小仙鹤不大 [00:04:18] 肚子是空的 [00:04:21] 带两个小翅膀 [00:04:23] 尖嘴长腿 [00:04:26] 这腿呀 [00:04:27] 就是棒 [00:04:28] 用的时候一拽的仙鹤的尾巴 [00:04:33] 俩翅膀一呼闪 [00:04:36] 这小嘴就张开 [00:04:38] 从里边打出一股烟来 [00:04:41] 这种烟又叫鸡鸣五鼓断魂香 [00:04:46] 又叫迅香**** [00:04:49] 这玩意可厉害 [00:04:52] 逢鸳一拽的仙鹤的尾巴微微发出点声音来 [00:05:04] 这烟打进去了然后冯圆就听着 [00:05:10] 就听那女人说话 [00:05:12] 诶 [00:05:13] 你闻着没怎么一股香味儿啊 [00:05:17] 诶 [00:05:18] 不对 [00:05:19] 燕飞刚说了一个不对 [00:05:22] 下半截话没等冒出来啊 [00:05:26] 阿嚏阿嚏 [00:05:30] 打了两个喷嚏 [00:05:32] 没事了 [00:05:34] 冯元知道药力发作了 [00:05:37] 兴冲冲站起来 [00:05:39] 把小仙鹤包好了 [00:05:41] 往怀里一揣 [00:05:43] 这回不必偷着了 [00:05:46] 公开的拎这把刀破门而入 [00:05:51] 怎么来到屋里头拿出火莲 [00:05:55] 先把灯点上 [00:05:57] 冯元一看 [00:05:59] 两个人正在床上躺着 [00:06:02] 并头在一个被窝 [00:06:05] 燕飞的东西都在旁边放着 [00:06:08] 连那把宝剑也在床头挂着 [00:06:12] 冯元伸手先把宝剑抄到手里头 [00:06:17] 他知道白菊花是宝夹坏了 [00:06:21] 嗯 [00:06:22] 崩簧把宝剑拽出半截来 [00:06:25] 借灯光照的是闪闪发光 [00:06:28] 冷气逼人 [00:06:31] 冯元这个乐 [00:06:34] 就凭我冯大爷 [00:06:39] 时运也不错呀 [00:06:42] 不用说抓不抓燕飞 [00:06:45] 就这口宝剑得到手里 [00:06:48] 就算没白来 [00:06:50] 归我了 [00:06:52] 他把燕飞的宝剑先背上了然后把燕飞那些零碎儿包在一个小包里头 [00:07:01] 一瞅这俩人嘴吐白沫 [00:07:04] 跟死狗相似 [00:07:06] 方圆想起以往的仇恨 [00:07:09] 和刚才那件事儿不容分说 [00:07:13] 先揍燕飞一顿嘴巴子 [00:07:16] 你个臭个呸呸呸呸呸 [00:07:21] 揍了十几个 [00:07:23] 嗯 [00:07:23] 这心里还痛快一些 [00:07:26] 把被窝铺到地上 [00:07:29] 把这****从床上裂下来 [00:07:32] 来了个煎饼卷大葱 [00:07:36] 全给卷里头了 [00:07:39] 冯元心说 [00:07:40] 呀 [00:07:40] 让你们出处瞅 [00:07:43] 我豁出背着沉点儿 [00:07:45] 也把你们背回金钱铺 [00:07:48] 让大家看看 [00:07:50] 叫大家也瞅瞅我 [00:07:53] 冯冤也不是简单的人物 [00:07:56] 您说这这大行李卷儿小得了吗 [00:08:01] 上中下三道 [00:08:04] 用绳子跟布袋勒上 [00:08:07] 嗯 [00:08:08] 别把他闷死 [00:08:10] 留下点气眼 [00:08:12] 他在这屋里头又划拉了一圈 [00:08:15] 没别的 [00:08:16] 就有点散碎银子 [00:08:19] 没有什么赃物 [00:08:21] 就这样呢 [00:08:23] 他把这些零碎儿包了个大包 [00:08:25] 往身上一背 [00:08:28] 然后一下腰把这大行李扛到肩头上本来冯源就没劲儿扛着 [00:08:38] 俩人这分量可不轻啊 [00:08:41] 把他压的摘摘晃晃 [00:08:44] 好不容易离开高干铺 [00:08:47] 关不关门他也不管了 [00:08:51] 顺着大 [00:08:53] 街离开五福镇是赶奔河边 [00:08:57] 冯渊一边走一边想到 [00:09:02] 河边啊 [00:09:02] 天也快亮了 [00:09:04] 我找个摆渡 [00:09:06] 只要渡过河去就平安无事了 [00:09:11] 还得加把劲儿快走 [00:09:13] 手着压着汗呢 [00:09:20] 前后心都湿透了 [00:09:22] 好不容易这才来到河边 [00:09:27] 噗通 [00:09:28] 他把大行李扔地上 [00:09:31] 怕把他们闷死 [00:09:34] 靠脖子这道绳解开 [00:09:37] 把这被火多少撩开一点 [00:09:39] 让他们透透气 [00:09:41] 因为熏香蒙汗要只能使人昏迷 [00:09:46] 而不能要人的命 [00:09:49] 这玩意儿天亮以后还得使一回 [00:09:53] 不使 [00:09:53] 这人就唤醒过来了 [00:09:55] 这药劲儿就这么大 [00:09:57] 冯元把他们放下之后 [00:10:00] 往河边一坐 [00:10:02] 呼呼在这儿喘粗气 [00:10:05] 可往河面上一看 [00:10:07] 糟糕 [00:10:08] 来得早 [00:10:10] 哪来的摆渡 [00:10:12] 河面上静悄悄 [00:10:15] 连个船影也不见 [00:10:18] 冯渊一想 [00:10:20] 啊 [00:10:20] 利用这机会 [00:10:22] 我也歇会儿多咱天亮了有摆度了再说 [00:10:27] 哎 [00:10:27] 累死了 [00:10:29] 哎呀 [00:10:30] 是累死了 [00:10:31] 冯元把宝剑摘下来 [00:10:34] 又仔细的欣赏了半天 [00:10:37] 乐的把宝剑抱到怀里直唱唱了一会儿 [00:10:42] 把宝剑又背在身上 [00:10:46] 正在他美的这个时候 [00:10:49] 顺着河边来俩人 [00:10:53] 这俩人边走边谈 [00:10:55] 进去这这去 [00:10:57] 冯冤呢倒没害怕 [00:11:00] 认为有人呢 [00:11:01] 起大早是赶集呀 [00:11:03] 是办事儿什么的 [00:11:04] 结果这俩人由远而近 [00:11:06] 不多时就来到冯渊近前 [00:11:10] 冯渊仔细一看 [00:11:13] 这回有点害怕了 [00:11:15] 一瞅这两个人 [00:11:17] 穿衣戴帽与众不同啊 [00:11:20] 走到前边 [00:11:22] 这个是个矬胖子 [00:11:24] 头上戴六楞抽口软摊状帽 [00:11:29] 顶梁门倒拉三间慈规叶 [00:11:32] 鬓插英雄球 [00:11:34] 穿的衣服看不清什么颜色的 [00:11:38] 就是箭袖袍 [00:11:40] 腰塞大道勒狮子派包底靴子背后斜插花 [00:11:46] 背着一把滚头灯 [00:11:48] 俩眼倍儿亮 [00:11:51] 看样子能有30 挂铃 [00:11:54] 人长得还不错 [00:11:56] 挨着他烧 [00:11:58] 后那位长得细高挑 [00:12:00] 黄白镜子 [00:12:01] 肩下颏 [00:12:02] 宽宽的脑门儿 [00:12:04] 头上戴着软包巾 [00:12:07] 身穿团花袍 [00:12:09] 虽然天没亮 [00:12:12] 也能看得出是个漂亮小伙儿 [00:12:16] 年纪跟燕飞访上访下 [00:12:21] 20 出头 [00:12:23] 背后也背着一把刀 [00:12:26] 冯元不认识这俩人 [00:12:29] 赶紧把头低下来 [00:12:31] 这两个人也看见冯渊了 [00:12:34] 也瞅着地上的行李了 [00:12:37] 看那意思有点怀疑 [00:12:40] 仔细盯了几眼 [00:12:42] 但是就过去了 [00:12:45] 哎呀 [00:12:46] 我的妈呀 [00:12:47] 把方元吓得直冒白毛汗啊 [00:12:51] 心说多悬 [00:12:53] 这要遇上燕飞的好朋友 [00:12:56] 不但燕飞 [00:12:58] 这得得救 [00:12:59] 我这条小命还得搭上 [00:13:02] 这晚上我不算白来了吗 [00:13:05] 他正庆幸的时候 [00:13:08] 那俩人回来了 [00:13:11] 就见那矬胖子仔细看看那行李 [00:13:16] 问冯元 [00:13:17] 哎 [00:13:19] 你是干什么的 [00:13:21] 这么晚了你放觉不睡 [00:13:24] 在河边干什么 [00:13:26] 哎呀 [00:13:27] 我我得这等一个朋友啊 [00:13:31] 等什么朋友 [00:13:33] 我的朋友住在河对岸 [00:13:35] 他答应前来接我我是搬家的 [00:13:40] 你没看我五代的行李吗 [00:13:43] 这里边包的什么 [00:13:45] 五爷包的 [00:13:47] 被褥枕头乱七八糟的 [00:13:49] 家里的东西什么都有 [00:13:51] 不对吧 [00:13:53] 怎么好像有人呢 [00:13:57] 这矬胖子说着话 [00:13:59] 把这被窝撩开一看 [00:14:01] 呀 [00:14:02] 一男一女 [00:14:04] 露出俩脑袋来 [00:14:06] 那个漂亮小伙过来了 [00:14:09] 等等 [00:14:09] 我看看谁啊 [00:14:10] 他蹲下 [00:14:12] 仔细给燕飞相相面 [00:14:15] 呵 [00:14:16] 这不是我燕子哥吗 [00:14:18] 燕飞白菊花、冯渊在旁边一听 [00:14:22] 这脑袋嗡 [00:14:24] 好像没趴下 [00:14:26] 怕什么来什么来的 [00:14:29] 这俩人 [00:14:30] 燕飞白菊花的朋友 [00:14:33] 那又说谁呀 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