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[00:00:00] 杨志吃了饭不给钱
[00:00:04] 还把小二给打了
[00:00:07] 这下大娄子上人家饭馆的掌柜的不答应
[00:00:12] 领着本村十好几个棒
[00:00:15] 小伙子追上来
[00:00:17] 这掌柜也是个大块头儿
[00:00:19] 能有200来斤
[00:00:21] 光着膀子露着护心毛
[00:00:25] 手里拎着一把沙馅子大菜刀
[00:00:29] 像一头Hu 似的就粘上了杨志
[00:00:33] 还想吃饭
[00:00:35] 不给钱还打了我们的人访问你决不是个好东西
[00:00:41] 你肯定是哪个山上的土匪
[00:00:44] Ni Zhao dao 奔过来就是一菜刀
[00:00:48] 杨志往旁边一闪身
[00:00:50] 这人把刀一瓶
[00:00:53] 日朝里背朝外
[00:00:55] 又是一刀
[00:00:56] 后来杨志才发现
[00:00:59] 这主儿武术还不错
[00:01:03] 不是瞎侃
[00:01:04] 把这把大刀舞动的
[00:01:06] 如妃相似
[00:01:08] 杨志只好晃扑刀是接架相还挨打了
[00:01:14] 30 多个回合
[00:01:16] 掌柜的不打了
[00:01:18] 虚晃一刀跳出圈来等着我
[00:01:22] 这朋友恕我冒昧
[00:01:24] 我怎么发现你这刀朝非常眼熟呢
[00:01:29] 你是哪儿的贵姓高名啊
[00:01:33] 杨志一看人家挺有礼貌
[00:01:36] 也没法儿再打
[00:01:37] 本来就是情来说啊
[00:01:39] 自己理亏啊
[00:01:42] 杨志把刀也收住了
[00:01:45] 朋友在下姓杨
[00:01:48] 我叫杨智人
[00:01:50] 送绰号
[00:01:51] 青面兽是也
[00:01:54] 你是谁
[00:01:55] 哎呀
[00:01:55] 杨志新说坏了
[00:01:57] 刚才没留神怎么把真名说出来了
[00:02:01] 我现在是逃犯
[00:02:04] 应该隐姓埋名才是
[00:02:07] 但是话说出去收不回来了
[00:02:10] 只好硬着头皮承认啊
[00:02:13] 在下是杨志
[00:02:16] 您就是想当初
[00:02:19] 在经营殿帅府D
[00:02:21] 杨志军
[00:02:23] 武侯杨令公的后人吧
[00:02:25] 啊
[00:02:26] 对呀
[00:02:27] 嗨
[00:02:28] 大水冲了龙王庙了
[00:02:31] 说着话
[00:02:32] 这人把大菜刀放下
[00:02:34] 让人赶紧把长大的衣服取来
[00:02:37] 着装整齐
[00:02:39] 倒身便拜
[00:02:41] 志军大人在上小可这厢有礼
[00:02:45] 哎呀
[00:02:46] 不敢当
[00:02:47] 不敢当啊
[00:02:48] 请问掌柜尊姓大名
[00:02:51] 还有我有什么大名
[00:02:53] 我姓曹
[00:02:55] 我叫曹
[00:02:55] 正因为我杀羊宰牛
[00:03:00] 手头儿非常利索
[00:03:02] 大伙儿给我送了个绰号叫操刀鬼呀
[00:03:06] 提我
[00:03:07] 你不知道我老师
[00:03:10] 您可能有耳闻
[00:03:13] 那么请问贵恩师是哪位
[00:03:16] 就是80万禁军的教头豹子头林冲
[00:03:23] 唉呀he 林武师是你的师傅啊
[00:03:27] 真就不是外人啦
[00:03:30] 杨志君快快去请个饭馆吧
[00:03:32] 别打了
[00:03:32] 别打了都
[00:03:33] 自己人自己人
[00:03:34] 哎呀杨志啊
[00:03:36] 弄个大红脸
[00:03:37] 把内小二la 住了
[00:03:40] 兄弟实在对不起
[00:03:44] 你还让我给你做了个满脸花
[00:03:46] 这味还了
[00:03:47] 你没说你没说一家人吗
[00:03:50] 再者一说不打不交吗
[00:03:52] 不过呢
[00:03:53] 您这下可够狠的
[00:03:56] 鼻梁骨好像没折了
[00:03:58] 惹得大伙儿都乐呢
[00:04:00] 闹了半天内女掌柜是操刀鬼
[00:04:04] 曹正的老婆挨打
[00:04:07] 这小二是他小舅子
[00:04:09] 一家人没外卖
[00:04:12] 就这么回了
[00:04:13] 饭馆儿了
[00:04:14] 曹正让家里他重新排白酒业
[00:04:19] 杨志说
[00:04:20] 我都吃得饱饱的不
[00:04:22] 咱喝几盅不在前屋挪到后宅去了
[00:04:28] 关上门儿好讲话呀
[00:04:29] 曹正在问我说
[00:04:32] 杨志军
[00:04:32] 您怎么落到这步田地
[00:04:35] 怎么吃饭的钱都没有
[00:04:37] 哎
[00:04:39] 放屁啦
[00:04:42] 即使一家人我也不隐瞒呢
[00:04:45] 我摊上事儿了
[00:04:46] 是怎么怎么怎么怎么回事儿
[00:04:49] 曹政一听把嘴张多大
[00:04:52] 呃
[00:04:52] 哎呀
[00:04:53] 这货可不小啊
[00:04:55] 的确可不小啊
[00:04:57] 那么
[00:04:58] 志军大人欲下河网呢
[00:05:01] 没地方去
[00:05:03] 先前我想投梁山
[00:05:05] 但是又不好意思
[00:05:08] 现在死的无奈就得挺身走险啦
[00:05:13] 我要找个落脚地
[00:05:16] 一天能混上两顿饭吃
[00:05:18] 我就求之不得
[00:05:19] 哎呀
[00:05:20] 我
[00:05:20] 我我给您出个主意啊
[00:05:23] 姐姐哎
[00:05:27] 有了
[00:05:28] 志军大人离我们这儿不远
[00:05:33] 有一座二龙山
[00:05:35] 山上有个大庙叫宝珠子
[00:05:39] 现在和尚老道一个都没了
[00:05:43] 来个山大王
[00:05:45] 此人姓邓
[00:05:47] 叫邓龙啊
[00:05:48] 哎哟邪乎
[00:05:51] 手下有三四百弟兄把和事佬倒撵跑了
[00:05:56] 可就占领了二龙山宝珠寺打家劫舍
[00:06:01] 什么都干内座山
[00:06:04] 太凶险了
[00:06:06] 一人把关万福难入啊
[00:06:10] 我看干脆您上二龙山宝珠寺
[00:06:14] 倘若邓龙要能把您收留平民D 能耐
[00:06:19] 你们俩占据二龙山不就妥了吗
[00:06:23] 哎哟
[00:06:23] 我不认得邓龙还一回生两回熟啊
[00:06:27] 就凭您的大名
[00:06:28] 您到那儿自我介绍一下
[00:06:31] 他不得双手欢迎吗
[00:06:35] 哎
[00:06:36] 好吧
[00:06:37] 试试看
[00:06:39] 我这会儿呢
[00:06:40] 也是有病乱投医呀
[00:06:43] 当天
[00:06:44] 杨志就住到曹正家H 曹正交朋友的人
[00:06:49] 讲外面蛮热情
[00:06:52] 一直留他住了两天
[00:06:55] 最后杨志告辞
[00:06:57] 杨志说得清楚
[00:06:59] 官府要知道我在这儿肯定得抓我
[00:07:03] 你不得受牵连
[00:07:05] 像我这种人
[00:07:07] 及早离开才是上策
[00:07:09] 拿着路费铺刀又在这儿更换的衣服
[00:07:14] 这才起身告辞
[00:07:16] 曹政给她送到村子
[00:07:17] 口儿告诉他
[00:07:19] 顺着东北这条道
[00:07:21] 简直往前走
[00:07:23] 到了双阳岔道奔西北
[00:07:26] 说的非常清楚
[00:07:29] 然后告诉杨哥
[00:07:30] 如果邓龙收留您
[00:07:34] 当然最好
[00:07:35] 他要不收留您还回来咱们另想办法好吧
[00:07:41] 哎
[00:07:41] 杨志一弓手
[00:07:43] 两个人分别了
[00:07:45] 曹正回去不提说
[00:07:48] 杨志一边走一边心中想
[00:07:52] 怪不得都说车到山前必有路
[00:07:56] 哎
[00:07:57] 我就这么回事儿
[00:07:59] 遇上个好心的朋友
[00:08:00] 曹政
[00:08:01] 现在又给我介绍到二龙山宝珠寺
[00:08:06] 但愿此行能够成功啊
[00:08:10] 要邓龙向曹正这样肯定得把我收留
[00:08:14] 我什么也不怕了
[00:08:16] 走出去能有30 里地吧
[00:08:19] 有点累了
[00:08:21] 这块儿除了山林就是山林
[00:08:23] 除了树木就是树木
[00:08:26] 杨志新说
[00:08:27] 找个地方歇歇
[00:08:29] 然后一口气儿就进了二龙山
[00:08:33] 他就进了树林了
[00:08:35] 光顾往前走
[00:08:36] 没注意
[00:08:37] 脚底下脚着热乎乎的
[00:08:40] 叫他踩上了
[00:08:42] 吓你一跳
[00:08:43] 赶紧抬腿
[00:08:44] 低头已经晚了
[00:08:47] 脚底下嗷了一嗓子
[00:08:49] 跟大臣累相似
[00:08:51] 有一人哇哇暴叫
[00:08:54] 秋娘养的
[00:08:56] 你往哪踩
[00:08:58] 我肚子好悬没冒泡
[00:09:01] 杨志吃惊
[00:09:03] 非小电布丁身跳出圈外
[00:09:06] 回头一看
[00:09:08] 闹了半天树林
[00:09:09] 里头躺着胖大的和尚
[00:09:13] 方才那一脚踩到肚子上了
[00:09:16] 怪不得萱萱呼呼地在看这大和尚把僧衣全脱了
[00:09:23] 穿个大裤衩仰面朝天
[00:09:26] 在这儿躺着
[00:09:27] 方便连环铲借
[00:09:29] 刀都在旁边放着
[00:09:30] 还有个沉甸甸的大包
[00:09:33] 早上这大和尚的了
[00:09:34] 一站起来
[00:09:35] 杨志一瞅好吗
[00:09:37] 跟一面墙形似方面大耳图
[00:09:41] 脑地圆下巴
[00:09:42] 肚子噔冷冷地浑身全是刺绣的花纹儿
[00:09:47] 那胳膊跟小房顶差不多少
[00:09:50] 长得是浓眉大眼阔口咧噻
[00:09:54] 杨志赶紧躬身施礼
[00:09:56] 哎呀
[00:09:56] 对不起
[00:09:58] 对不起
[00:10:00] 我走路慌速为佳
[00:10:02] 刘仁欢望佛爷原谅
[00:10:06] 蛇他妈佛也不佛爷
[00:10:08] 嗯
[00:10:09] 你猜我这一脚能白采吗
[00:10:12] 那您看我没注意怎么办呢
[00:10:14] 您说怎么解决筛家我也踩你一脚
[00:10:21] 哪里走和尚蹦起来照
[00:10:24] 杨志就一脚
[00:10:26] 杨志往旁边一闪身
[00:10:28] J 脚没登上
[00:10:29] 杨志登到他身后一棵树上
[00:10:34] 呢树也有对掐粗
[00:10:37] 就听见咔啪一声
[00:10:39] 拔树灯折
[00:10:41] 杨志一看冒出一身冷汗
[00:10:44] 心说好了
[00:10:47] 这和尚有多大劲儿
[00:10:49] 这样叫他给登上我就得冒泡
[00:10:55] 突然的灵机一动
[00:10:57] 想起一件事儿
[00:10:59] 这大和尚莫非是他
[00:11:03] 养殖没动手
[00:11:04] 往后撤身二次
[00:11:07] Shi Li
[00:11:08] 我说佛爷
[00:11:10] 你先别伸手
[00:11:13] 请问你法号怎么称呼
[00:11:18] 你问这个干什么
[00:11:20] 我打听打听总不算坏事吧
[00:11:24] 那好吧
[00:11:25] 我告诉你晒甲鲁智深是也花和尚对a 你怎么知道的
[00:11:36] 哎呀
[00:11:36] 久闻大名轰雷贯耳
[00:11:40] 那你是谁啊
[00:11:42] 青面兽杨志是也
[00:11:46] 嘿嘿
[00:11:47] 你咋不早说呢
[00:11:48] 哎呀
[00:11:49] 可遇上熟人喽
[00:11:52] 四只大手握在一起
[00:11:55] 两个人了
[00:11:56] 就是蹦蹦直蹦
[00:11:57] 就好像那小孩儿似的
[00:12:00] Le 罢多时席地而坐
[00:12:03] 鲁智深说
[00:12:04] 你等等
[00:12:05] 我把衣服穿上
[00:12:07] 把声一穿好了
[00:12:10] 坐下来
[00:12:12] 杨志就问
[00:12:14] 师兄
[00:12:16] 您这从哪儿来
[00:12:17] 哎呀
[00:12:18] 甭提啦
[00:12:21] 即使自家弟兄
[00:12:24] 我也没什么瞒着你的啦
[00:12:26] 想当初我三拳打死镇关西谈了人命关系
[00:12:33] 这才逃门在外把关
[00:12:36] 也丢了官府张贴榜文
[00:12:40] 四处通缉衰架
[00:12:42] 逼得我是走投无路
[00:12:44] 后来经朋友介绍到了五台山文殊院拜真长老为师落发为僧
[00:12:54] 就变成了这副魔样
[00:12:58] 也是因为我贪杯过剩
[00:13:01] 醉打山门两次大闹文殊院
[00:13:06] 我师父收留不得我啦
[00:13:09] 才把我介绍到东京大相国寺砍了菜园子
[00:13:16] 我在菜园子才结识了当今的好汉
[00:13:20] 80万禁军教头豹子头林冲、文化人冲北磕头八拜
[00:13:27] 结交结成生死的把兄弟
[00:13:30] 我是大哥
[00:13:32] 他是兄弟
[00:13:34] 哪知道我那贤弟林冲受高衙内和高球D 陷害被定成了死罪
[00:13:44] 后经多方打点
[00:13:46] 死罪饶过活罪不免充军
[00:13:51] 发配赶奔沧州牢城营
[00:13:56] 那高求一计不成
[00:13:58] 又生二计
[00:13:59] 买通两个借差董超薛霸在野猪林要害我呢
[00:14:04] 兄弟欲死妹
[00:14:06] 我得知消息之后
[00:14:08] 大闹野猪林
[00:14:10] 把我兄弟给
[00:14:12] 就一直把他护送到沧州牢城营
[00:14:18] 哪知董超、薛霸这俩借差回到京城之后
[00:14:23] 对高俅讲的实话
[00:14:25] 高俅派人捉拿衰家
[00:14:30] 晒家呆不得了
[00:14:33] 我一怒之下放火烧了菜园子
[00:14:36] 这才逃亡塞外
[00:14:40] 哦
[00:14:41] 是是
[00:14:43] 那么师兄
[00:14:44] 你现在在什么地方
[00:14:47] 没他妈地方
[00:14:50] 我好像个游魂
[00:14:52] 怨鬼无处终身
[00:14:55] 那这些日子竟打野食吃
[00:15:00] 我再告诉你
[00:15:02] 我听人给我介绍
[00:15:05] 前面不远
[00:15:06] 是二龙山宝珠寺
[00:15:08] 有个小子叫邓龙
[00:15:11] 我打算进山入伙
[00:15:14] 你猜怎么样哦
[00:15:16] 怎么样
[00:15:17] J 小子连山都没让我上问明了
[00:15:22] 来由之后把我拒之门外
[00:15:25] 也是我性如烈火
[00:15:27] 我二人话不投机
[00:15:29] 当场动手
[00:15:31] 被我这一脚
[00:15:33] 把他踢倒在地
[00:15:36] 幸亏他手下的爪牙抢救及时
[00:15:39] 把它救回二龙山
[00:15:42] 把寨门紧闭
[00:15:44] 衰贾进不去啦
[00:15:47] 因此我猜到林中休息
[00:15:51] 与贤弟相见哦
[00:15:56] 这一说啊
[00:15:57] 您把二龙山的人给得罪了
[00:16:00] 得罪啦
[00:16:02] 我把那王八日的给踹了一脚
[00:16:05] 杨志一看我也甭去了
[00:16:07] 我去
[00:16:08] 人家也不能收留我
[00:16:10] 怎么杨志呢
[00:16:11] 把自己的所遭所遇跟鲁智深讲了一遍
[00:16:16] 鲁智深Le Le hei hei
[00:16:19] 咱俩是豁嘴吃肥肉肥也别说谁呀
[00:16:24] 嗯
[00:16:25] 同病相怜
[00:16:28] 兄弟啊
[00:16:29] 没关系
[00:16:31] 把腰杆儿挺直了
[00:16:34] 还得好好活着
[00:16:37] 从今之后
[00:16:38] 咱哥俩别离开了
[00:16:40] 嗯
[00:16:41] 生死于共砸
[00:16:43] 还有个作伴儿的
[00:16:45] 你愿意吗
[00:16:47] 师兄
[00:16:47] 我求之不得
[00:16:49] 哎
[00:16:49] 好了
[00:16:50] 来俩**
[00:16:51] 咱俩商量商量
[00:16:53] 你说这二龙山宝珠寺不收留我
[00:16:57] 你去也白去
[00:16:59] 在下一步应该怎么办
[00:17:01] 杨志说
[00:17:03] 那就得动用武力
[00:17:07] 鲁智深说
[00:17:08] 动用武力就咱俩人也不行
[00:17:12] 得找几个帮忙的a
[00:17:14] 杨志说有我新交了个朋友
[00:17:17] 叫操刀鬼曹正
[00:17:19] Li ci 230 里
[00:17:21] 他呢
[00:17:22] 装上有不少状态
[00:17:24] 鲁智深说
[00:17:25] 行
[00:17:25] 那咱俩回去找找给曹掌柜的
[00:17:31] 顺着原路
[00:17:33] 青面兽
[00:17:34] 杨志把鲁智深领来见曹正
[00:17:38] 曹正热情款待
[00:17:41] 一瞅这鲁智深大说大笑
[00:17:44] 大扇大叫
[00:17:45] 非常开朗活泼
[00:17:47] 曹政非常高兴
[00:17:50] 一见如故
[00:17:51] 就好像多年的熟人差不多
[00:17:54] 设宴款待
[00:17:56] 曹正就问呢
[00:17:57] 问杨志怎么又回来了
[00:17:59] 杨志把经过讲述一遍
[00:18:01] 和邓龙这小子不是东西
[00:18:03] 我去了他也不能收留我
[00:18:06] 你看这怎么办
[00:18:08] 曹正合计了合计
[00:18:10] 嗯嗯
[00:18:12] 那么你们二位的意思
[00:18:14] 我们要用武力攻打二龙山宝珠寺曹政一晃手不行不行
[00:18:21] 不行不行
[00:18:23] 我说二位啊
[00:18:25] 二龙山你们不了解情况
[00:18:29] 一人把关
[00:18:30] 万夫难入
[00:18:32] 就有一条路可通宝珠寺
[00:18:36] 而且这个邓龙在这不是一天两天了
[00:18:39] 修了三道围墙
[00:18:41] 两座大寨呢
[00:18:43] 手下好几百人呢
[00:18:46] 妈说
[00:18:47] 你们二位就把我这庄村的人全拉进去了
[00:18:52] 不够人家一顿石头砸的
[00:18:55] 咱们就肋生双翅也飞不进去
[00:19:00] 鲁智深点点头
[00:19:03] 我那么照你这样说
[00:19:05] 我们就去不成了呃
[00:19:08] 话也不能那么说
[00:19:10] 逢强智取
[00:19:12] 遇弱活擒
[00:19:14] 有力使力
[00:19:15] 无力使智
[00:19:18] 呃
[00:19:18] 这话说得对
[00:19:20] 那你就使使至
[00:19:22] 你看应该怎么办是啊
[00:19:25] 杨志也问
[00:19:27] 你看那个曹政这个人呢
[00:19:28] 真有点头脑
[00:19:30] 手摸着下巴壳思索再三
[00:19:36] A 好了
[00:19:39] 不过我这个主意啊
[00:19:41] 说出来
[00:19:44] 卢师傅
[00:19:45] 你可别挑理啊
[00:19:46] 怎么能呢
[00:19:47] 你说吧
[00:19:48] 究竟是怎么办好
[00:19:51] 我看怎么办
[00:19:54] 咱们跟邓龙啊
[00:19:56] 演一出戏
[00:19:58] 阿卢师傅呢
[00:20:00] 您那受点罪
[00:20:03] 拿绳子把你给捆上
[00:20:06] 把您送到二龙山宝珠寺
[00:20:10] 这样
[00:20:11] 他肯定得开门
[00:20:13] 把咱们接进去
[00:20:15] 我就说说
[00:20:17] 我们在饭馆儿里啊
[00:20:18] 正在营业知识
[00:20:20] 从外边儿进来个胖大的和尚
[00:20:23] 到这儿吃完饭不给钱
[00:20:26] 还把我们手下人给打了
[00:20:28] 我自然不能答应了
[00:20:31] 嗯
[00:20:31] 后来我领着一伙人跟大师傅打起来了
[00:20:36] 大师傅手拍胸脯的自吹自擂说
[00:20:39] 我叫花和尚鲁智深
[00:20:42] 天是王大我
[00:20:43] 是王二
[00:20:44] 我方才去打二龙山去了
[00:20:47] 连山上的大债主都叫我踢了一脚
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