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[00:00:01] 武松误走白虎山
[00:00:07] 由于吃酒
[00:00:09] 吃肉
[00:00:11] 跟人发生争吵
[00:00:14] 话不投机
[00:00:15] 当场动手
[00:00:19] 说到这儿啊
[00:00:20] 咱得交代几句
[00:00:24] 人无完人呢
[00:00:26] 这话一点都不假
[00:00:28] 就拿武松来说
[00:00:31] 顶天立地的英雄好汉
[00:00:35] 就是这个脾气
[00:00:36] 太暴躁
[00:00:39] 不容别人说话
[00:00:42] 他呢
[00:00:42] 爱说上句
[00:00:45] 本来不应该发生的事情
[00:00:48] 结果发生了
[00:00:50] 这一动手
[00:00:52] 对方那矬胖子吃了亏了
[00:00:57] 他哪打得过武松啊
[00:01:00] 三下五除二
[00:01:02] 被武松一把
[00:01:04] 疼
[00:01:07] 把他腰带子给抓住了
[00:01:10] 像提个包袱似的
[00:01:12] 呜一声是举过头顶
[00:01:17] 这个主可害了
[00:01:19] 怕了
[00:01:20] 手刨脚蹬
[00:01:22] 就喊开了
[00:01:24] 救命啊
[00:01:25] 快来救我
[00:01:29] 那六七个人
[00:01:32] 早叫武松揍得鼻青脸肿啊
[00:01:35] 谁还敢靠前
[00:01:38] 干在旁边扎着着手
[00:01:41] 没人敢过来
[00:01:44] 武松的确是喝多了
[00:01:47] 仰面大笑
[00:01:49] 哈哈哈哈
[00:01:53] 有意思
[00:01:55] 有意思
[00:01:58] 鼠辈
[00:02:00] 你也不打听打听价钱
[00:02:03] 就想跟哀家动手
[00:02:07] 这回你害了
[00:02:09] 怕了吧
[00:02:10] 完了
[00:02:12] 我非得叫你吃点苦头不可
[00:02:18] 这武松举着这个矬胖子
[00:02:21] 往四外踅摸
[00:02:24] 他一看出来
[00:02:25] 这个酒馆不远呢
[00:02:27] 有一条大溪
[00:02:30] 是从白虎山上留下来的
[00:02:33] 这水流还挺急
[00:02:36] 究竟这心有多深
[00:02:38] 武松也不清楚
[00:02:42] 他就把这个主举到西边
[00:02:46] 我说伙计
[00:02:47] 喝两口水
[00:02:49] 凉快凉快吧
[00:02:51] 肉
[00:02:58] 把这个主扔到水里了
[00:03:02] 现在什么天气
[00:03:04] 11月呀
[00:03:08] 在这个地方来说
[00:03:09] 11月就挺冷了
[00:03:13] 那个水拔骨头那么凉
[00:03:16] 这人要下去
[00:03:17] 好得了吗
[00:03:19] 哎哟
[00:03:20] 那位可受了罪了
[00:03:22] 先是喝了一顿
[00:03:23] 紧跟着在水里就折腾开了
[00:03:26] 不等折等不等等等等等不等
[00:03:28] 哎
[00:03:29] 就不对等等等
[00:03:30] 哎哟
[00:03:31] 嗯
[00:03:33] 他喊救命喊不出来了
[00:03:38] 武松叉着腰在岸边看热闹
[00:03:43] 看了那么一会儿
[00:03:45] 算了
[00:03:47] 哀家今天高兴
[00:03:50] 饶你一条狗命
[00:03:54] 转身
[00:03:55] 他走了
[00:03:57] 武松走了之后
[00:03:58] 那六七个人才敢过来
[00:04:01] 有几个拖吧拖吧
[00:04:03] 跳到水里了
[00:04:05] 把这矬胖子好不容易算给救上来了
[00:04:10] 再耽误一会儿
[00:04:13] 连贯带动
[00:04:14] 这位就得交代
[00:04:17] 救上来之后
[00:04:19] 这些人一窝蜂一样
[00:04:21] 奔正西就跑下去了
[00:04:25] 正西呀
[00:04:26] 有个大村庄
[00:04:28] 按下他们
[00:04:29] 咱不说翻回头说武松
[00:04:33] 又回到酒店了
[00:04:36] 酒店那个伙计
[00:04:38] 叫武松一个嘴巴子好像没打死
[00:04:42] 伙计也跑了
[00:04:45] 所以酒店里空无一人
[00:04:49] 武松回来一看
[00:04:51] 呵
[00:04:53] 别的桌椅都倒了
[00:04:55] 就把门
[00:04:57] 这张桌还没动
[00:04:59] 上头有花瓷坛
[00:05:02] 泥封都起开了
[00:05:04] 里边有多半下好酒
[00:05:07] 桌上
[00:05:09] 熟鸡
[00:05:10] 大鱼
[00:05:11] 大虾
[00:05:13] 好多菜肴
[00:05:16] 武松心说
[00:05:17] 这回该着我解解馋了
[00:05:20] 吃啊
[00:05:23] 他一尝青瓷坛里这酒是真好啊
[00:05:28] 武松也是嗜酒如命
[00:05:32] 时间不大
[00:05:34] 把这一瓷坛的酒全喝下去了
[00:05:37] 把这菜也划了个不搭理了
[00:05:40] 酒足饭饱
[00:05:43] 没什么
[00:05:48] 嗯
[00:05:50] 多少日子没解着馋了
[00:05:53] 今儿个这顿吃的还算不错
[00:05:57] 武松心里头还明白
[00:06:00] 赶紧
[00:06:01] 快赶路
[00:06:04] 但是容等他站起来
[00:06:06] 就觉着头重
[00:06:09] 脚轻
[00:06:12] Win
[00:06:15] 房子有点转个
[00:06:17] 脚底下有点散脚
[00:06:20] 他用手一扶墙
[00:06:23] 不然的话就躺下了哦
[00:06:25] 他心里明白
[00:06:27] 酒喝的有点过量了
[00:06:30] 我还真得留点神
[00:06:33] 借刀、包袱、应用之物
[00:06:37] 他全都带好了
[00:06:39] 晃晃悠悠离开酒馆
[00:06:43] 到了外边
[00:06:44] 顺这条大溪往东走
[00:06:47] 他心里明白
[00:06:48] 上二龙山
[00:06:50] 宝珠寺
[00:06:51] 去找花和尚鲁智深和青面兽杨志
[00:06:57] 他用手还往怀里头摸了摸
[00:07:00] 菜园子张青给他写的那封信
[00:07:03] 别丢了
[00:07:04] 一摸呀
[00:07:05] 没丢
[00:07:08] 可是往前走着
[00:07:10] 在那村庄里头蹿出几条狗来
[00:07:15] 这狗还挺野
[00:07:17] 见着生人就咬在武松身前身后
[00:07:21] 汪汪汪汪汪汪汪汪
[00:07:23] 唰唰唰唰唰
[00:07:26] 把武松气着了
[00:07:28] 心说
[00:07:29] 这谁家养的狗
[00:07:30] 嗯
[00:07:32] 这遇上我了
[00:07:34] 要遇上个无能为的人给猎倒了
[00:07:38] 这人就得吓死或者受重伤啊
[00:07:42] 他娘的来的真晦气
[00:07:46] 他把雪花冰铁钢刀拽出一口来
[00:07:52] 对准一条大黄狗
[00:07:54] 他就是一刀
[00:07:57] 但是武松喝多了
[00:08:00] 手也没准儿
[00:08:02] 眼睛也没准儿了
[00:08:04] 觉着能砍上
[00:08:06] 结果没砍上一刀砍空
[00:08:08] 狗跳到一边去了
[00:08:11] 由于用力过猛
[00:08:13] 武松的身子往前一栽
[00:08:16] 啊噔噔噔
[00:08:17] 脚底一滑
[00:08:18] 没收住步
[00:08:19] 啊啪
[00:08:21] 他也掉到大溪里了
[00:08:24] 哎哟
[00:08:26] 冷水一浸他这热身子
[00:08:30] 武松倒吸了一口冷气
[00:08:34] 这一吸气可不要紧
[00:08:36] 这水紧跟着就进来了
[00:08:38] 等等
[00:08:38] 噔噔噔噔
[00:08:39] 想不喝也不行了
[00:08:43] 其实水不太深
[00:08:46] 如果武松站起来
[00:08:48] 顶多到脖子这儿
[00:08:51] 但是他站不起来了
[00:08:53] 这
[00:08:53] 这水流还挺急
[00:08:56] 水这一灌他
[00:08:57] 他蒙了
[00:08:59] 横着倒在席中
[00:09:03] 武松啊
[00:09:04] 不会什么水
[00:09:06] 但是呢
[00:09:06] 比不会的还强点
[00:09:09] 他在水里就折腾开了
[00:09:12] 那意思
[00:09:13] 想起来
[00:09:14] 想到岸上
[00:09:15] 心有力不足
[00:09:18] 啪嗒噔噔噔吧嗒噔噔噔啪嗒
[00:09:21] 等等我
[00:09:25] 这份折腾
[00:09:28] 可就在这么个时候
[00:09:30] 从庄园的里边来了一伙人
[00:09:34] 能有20 多口子吧
[00:09:36] 手中各拿刀枪棍棒
[00:09:40] 为首的人个头也不高
[00:09:43] 向短
[00:09:44] 脖粗
[00:09:46] 圆崩脸
[00:09:47] 刷子眉
[00:09:49] 能有个二十六七岁
[00:09:51] 手里头拎着一口朴刀
[00:09:55] 一边往这儿来
[00:09:57] 一边问
[00:09:58] 在哪儿呢
[00:09:59] 啊
[00:10:00] 不是跑了
[00:10:00] 跑不远
[00:10:01] 肯定跑不远
[00:10:03] 就在这儿
[00:10:03] 就在这儿
[00:10:05] 说着话
[00:10:06] 奔到西边
[00:10:09] 人们往水里一看
[00:10:10] 看见了
[00:10:11] 诶这
[00:10:13] 哎呀
[00:10:14] 头领
[00:10:15] 就这小子
[00:10:16] 就这小子
[00:10:16] 就这野和尚
[00:10:18] 他怎么跑这儿扎猛子来了
[00:10:22] 与此同时
[00:10:24] 从酒馆那个方向
[00:10:26] 又来了一伙人
[00:10:28] 也有二三十口子
[00:10:31] 为首的是个胖子
[00:10:34] 就是被武松扔到溪中那主
[00:10:38] 被人家救回去
[00:10:40] 换了一套衣服
[00:10:41] 带着打手回来找武松
[00:10:45] 结果到酒馆一看
[00:10:46] 人没了
[00:10:48] 出来正在寻找
[00:10:49] 也来到这地方
[00:10:51] 两伙凑到一块儿了
[00:10:54] 闹了半天
[00:10:55] 这俩人是亲哥俩
[00:11:00] 兄弟挨了打了
[00:11:01] 把哥哥请出来帮忙
[00:11:04] 来找武松
[00:11:05] 在此相遇
[00:11:08] 挨打的那主
[00:11:09] 一看哥哥就是这个和尚
[00:11:13] 把他整上来
[00:11:14] 非得出出气不可
[00:11:16] 来人
[00:11:17] 把他拽上来
[00:11:20] 挠钩套索啊
[00:11:22] 噼里啪啦搭到袍子上的
[00:11:24] 把武松给列上来了
[00:11:27] 那口雪花镔铁钢刀也给捞上来了
[00:11:31] 武松到了上面就动不了地方了
[00:11:34] 肚子灌的多大呀
[00:11:37] 呼哧呼哧
[00:11:38] 光喘气了
[00:11:40] 因此被人家三道腰捆了个结结实实
[00:11:46] 几个人换班
[00:11:48] 抬着把他抬进庄村
[00:11:53] 到了人家这一亩三分地儿
[00:11:56] 就得听人家的了
[00:11:58] 说武松肚子里还有水呢
[00:12:01] 有水活该人家管你这套
[00:12:05] 把武松的衣服扒掉
[00:12:07] 光穿个裤头
[00:12:10] 就给吊在梁坨上了
[00:12:14] 这哥俩搬把椅子往面前一坐
[00:12:17] 哼
[00:12:19] 善有善报
[00:12:20] 恶有恶报
[00:12:23] 你个和尚
[00:12:24] 这是你自讨苦吃
[00:12:26] 来人
[00:12:27] 打
[00:12:29] 活活把他打死
[00:12:30] 打诶
[00:12:33] 过来两个年轻人
[00:12:35] 拎着鞭子
[00:12:37] 这回甭蘸水
[00:12:39] 武松身上都是水了啊
[00:12:42] 头发滴滴答答还往下淌水呢
[00:12:46] 因此
[00:12:47] 这两条蟒鞭飞舞
[00:12:50] 收啪啪啪啪啪
[00:12:57] 呀
[00:12:58] 不管脑袋屁股就抽开了
[00:13:02] 这几鞭子
[00:13:04] 把武松抽的清醒过来了
[00:13:07] 他心里明白
[00:13:09] 哎呀
[00:13:11] 怪我
[00:13:14] 菜园子张青兄嫂一再告诉我
[00:13:18] 酒要少吃
[00:13:20] 我也明白这个理儿
[00:13:22] 可到了时候自己管不了自己
[00:13:26] 我要不是喝酒喝多了
[00:13:28] 何至如此
[00:13:30] 人家打我呀
[00:13:32] 我该打呀
[00:13:33] 不打我打谁呀
[00:13:36] 谁让我打了人家呢诶
[00:13:39] 落到这步
[00:13:40] 爱怎么地怎么地吧
[00:13:43] 武松把牙关一咬
[00:13:46] 心一横
[00:13:47] 就这么挨鞭子
[00:13:49] 一声都不吭
[00:13:52] 就好像抽木头棒子差不多少
[00:13:56] 这哥俩在这儿坐着看着
[00:13:59] 呵呵
[00:14:00] 真他妈有骨头啊
[00:14:03] 看来你真紧揍加力的打
[00:14:08] 累了
[00:14:09] 就换人
[00:14:12] 那么真要这样打下去
[00:14:15] 武松这条命
[00:14:17] 就交代了
[00:14:19] 抽了不到十鞭子
[00:14:22] 门外响起脚步声
[00:14:25] 有人进来了
[00:14:28] 你们这是打谁呢
[00:14:30] 诶
[00:14:31] 这哥俩回头一看哟
[00:14:33] 老师
[00:14:35] 您不在后屋休息
[00:14:37] 怎么到这儿了
[00:14:38] 我听这儿吵吵喊喊的
[00:14:41] 这
[00:14:41] 这人怎么的了
[00:14:42] 您甭
[00:14:43] 甭问
[00:14:45] 山大了
[00:14:46] 什么鸟都有
[00:14:47] 他妈这贼和尚
[00:14:49] 无缘无故把我兄弟给揍了
[00:14:51] 你看揍他
[00:14:52] 鼻梁子好像没折了
[00:14:54] 打完了还不说
[00:14:56] 把我兄弟还扔到大溪里
[00:14:58] 好悬
[00:14:58] 没被淹死
[00:15:00] 这不是我们把他给抓住了
[00:15:02] 所以把他打死
[00:15:04] 我们好出气
[00:15:07] 是怎么回事儿
[00:15:08] 哎呀
[00:15:10] 单巴掌拍不响
[00:15:13] 侍从两来莫怪一方啊
[00:15:16] 算了算了
[00:15:17] 打打算了
[00:15:17] 打打打
[00:15:18] 别打别打了
[00:15:19] 这主说话真压茬
[00:15:23] 打人的主往两旁一闪
[00:15:26] 这哥俩也欠身离座
[00:15:28] 规规矩矩躲到旁边
[00:15:32] 后来的这个人
[00:15:34] 来
[00:15:35] 在武松近前
[00:15:38] 抬起头来
[00:15:39] 仔细观看
[00:15:42] 不看则可
[00:15:44] 等看完了
[00:15:45] 这个人大叫了一声
[00:15:47] 哎呀
[00:15:48] 兄弟
[00:15:50] 怎么是你呀
[00:15:54] 武松把眼也睁开了
[00:15:58] 跟这个人脸对脸面对面
[00:16:01] 看的非常清楚
[00:16:04] 就见这个主
[00:16:05] 身形也不高
[00:16:07] 也是个矬胖子
[00:16:10] 长得挺黑
[00:16:13] 一张解面
[00:16:14] 浓眉阔目
[00:16:16] 鼻直口方脸上还有点臊皮疙瘩
[00:16:20] 三绺黑胡
[00:16:22] 一眼就看出来了
[00:16:25] 正是及时雨
[00:16:27] 孝义黑三郎宋江
[00:16:34] 武松
[00:16:34] 没想到在这儿能遇上熟人啊
[00:16:37] 哥哥
[00:16:38] 快来救我
[00:16:39] 哎哟我的兄弟
[00:16:40] 这
[00:16:41] 这怎么说的是
[00:16:42] 快放下来
[00:16:43] 放下来
[00:16:45] 宋江一说话
[00:16:47] 屋里这帮人傻了
[00:16:50] 那哥俩也不知道怎么回事
[00:16:52] 快快快
[00:16:52] 放下来
[00:16:53] 放下
[00:16:55] 这才把武松在梁坨上放下来了
[00:16:59] 武松啊
[00:17:00] 胳膊腿儿不好使唤了
[00:17:02] 连动
[00:17:04] 在挨打呀
[00:17:07] 宋江
[00:17:07] 赶紧招呼人
[00:17:09] 找来棉袍
[00:17:12] 给武松裹上两条腿
[00:17:15] 上药
[00:17:16] 然后抬着离开这间屋
[00:17:19] 赶奔二道院
[00:17:21] 这二道院
[00:17:23] 屋里头温暖如春
[00:17:25] 生着两个大炭火盆
[00:17:28] 一进屋
[00:17:29] 热气扑脸
[00:17:32] 武松就感觉着浑身上下那么舒服
[00:17:37] 有人把床给支上了
[00:17:40] 炭火盆搬到近前
[00:17:43] 那哥俩
[00:17:45] 站到宋江后头
[00:17:46] 直嘬牙花
[00:17:49] 师傅
[00:17:50] 这是谁呀
[00:17:53] 哎呀
[00:17:54] 咱们经常提面
[00:17:57] 昨天我还给你们讲呢
[00:18:00] 我的过命
[00:18:01] 好朋友
[00:18:02] 我的兄弟
[00:18:04] 武松
[00:18:05] 武二郎啊
[00:18:09] 是啊
[00:18:11] 他就是景阳冈打虎的英雄
[00:18:14] 是啊
[00:18:15] 他
[00:18:17] 他也不像
[00:18:19] 这不是一个和尚吗
[00:18:21] 啊啊
[00:18:22] 就说我我也弄糊涂了
[00:18:24] 我也得问问是怎么回事儿
[00:18:26] 反正他是我兄弟
[00:18:31] 这阵武松啊
[00:18:32] 就坐起来了
[00:18:34] 那真是铜打铁铸的汉子
[00:18:37] 宋江说
[00:18:38] 你别动
[00:18:38] 你就在这儿躺着
[00:18:40] 好好将养将养
[00:18:42] 不不
[00:18:42] 没事儿
[00:18:43] 没事儿
[00:18:43] 我缓过来了
[00:18:46] 有人给递进一碗姜汤水
[00:18:50] 又辣又烫
[00:18:51] 武松喝了一碗
[00:18:54] 诶
[00:18:54] 这一喝不要紧
[00:18:55] 把肚子里的水给引上来
[00:18:57] 哇哇吐了半痰桶
[00:18:59] 紧跟着又喝了一碗
[00:19:02] 一切恢复正常
[00:19:06] 那哥俩扑通跪下了
[00:19:09] 武都道
[00:19:11] 我们有眼不识泰山
[00:19:14] 把您给伤了
[00:19:16] 我们是罪该万死
[00:19:18] 在您面前请罪
[00:19:22] 武松转过身问宋江
[00:19:25] 大哥
[00:19:27] 这是谁呀
[00:19:28] 哎
[00:19:28] 我的两个徒弟
[00:19:30] 他用手一指
[00:19:32] 矬胖子就是被武松打的那个主
[00:19:36] 人送绰号毛头鹰
[00:19:40] 他叫孔亮
[00:19:42] 这位是他哥哥
[00:19:44] 叫独火星孔明
[00:19:48] 这亲弟兄
[00:19:50] 将来梁山100单八将也有他们俩呀
[00:19:56] 哦
[00:19:56] 武松一听是一家人了
[00:19:59] 赶紧用手相搀
[00:20:00] 把孔氏弟兄拉起来
[00:20:03] 这哥俩觉着太不好意思了
[00:20:06] 都头
[00:20:06] 你看
[00:20:07] 别说了
[00:20:07] 别说了
[00:20:08] 不知者不怪呀
[00:20:12] 不打不相识嘛
[00:20:14] 这算得了什么呢
[00:20:15] 我不是也把你们给打了
[00:20:18] 诶是
[00:20:19] 哎呀
[00:20:20] 你你那手头可真够重的
[00:20:22] 好像没把我给拍死
[00:20:25] 一句话
[00:20:26] 把大伙儿全逗乐了
[00:20:29] 孔氏弟兄
[00:20:30] 吩咐一声
[00:20:31] 排摆酒宴
[00:20:33] 给武都头接风洗尘
[00:20:36] 也给他压惊
[00:20:39] 一声令下
[00:20:41] 如山倒啊
[00:20:42] 几十名庄客跟穿梭一样在屋里调摆桌椅
[00:20:49] 酒宴摆下
[00:20:51] 宋江叫武松做上首
[00:20:55] 那武松能干吗
[00:20:56] 哥哥
[00:20:57] 您折煞我的阳寿啊
[00:21:00] 您是主人
[00:21:01] 您应当坐正座
[00:21:03] 我在车坐相陪
[00:21:05] 那哥俩打了横头
[00:21:09] 推杯换盏
[00:21:11] 边吃边谈
[00:21:13] 其他的人垂手站立两旁
[00:21:17] 服侍这四位
[00:21:21] 武松就问宋江
[00:21:25] 大哥
[00:21:26] 咱哥俩一晃分手有一年半了吧
[00:21:31] 嗯
[00:21:32] 何止一年半呢
[00:21:34] 20 个月了
[00:21:36] 哎呀
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