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[00:11:07] 让我们给你点 [00:11:09] 我们俩孩子也没想想怎么回事 [00:11:12] 糊了八涂就跟他来呀 [00:11:15] 这一来可倒霉了 [00:11:17] 他拿我们小哥俩当奴才 [00:11:20] 喜欢干活呀 [00:11:23] 汽水呀 [00:11:25] 做饭呐 [00:11:26] 跑到宋茜干杂活都是我们小哥俩的事儿 [00:11:31] 动不动张嘴就骂人了啊 [00:11:34] 瞪眼举手就打人 [00:11:37] 到了现在 [00:11:38] 我们小哥俩是追悔莫及啊 [00:11:42] 你也看见了 [00:11:44] 他看你是侠客 [00:11:46] 瞅你这个高 [00:11:48] 不敢伸手 [00:11:50] 别叫我们哥俩过来 [00:11:52] 您不想想我们小哥俩有啥本质过来 [00:11:57] 不就送死吗 [00:11:59] 看来我们小哥俩是准死无疑 [00:12:04] 那红脸的方儿说话 [00:12:07] 是呀 [00:12:08] 我哥说的一点都不假呀 [00:12:11] 但是我给您相了相面 [00:12:13] 我发现您面带忠厚 [00:12:17] 您喜唐唐D 侠客能跟孩子一般见气吗 [00:12:22] 行不行啊 [00:12:23] 我们的意思是说像不像做比成样 [00:12:28] 咱们假打假战 [00:12:30] 我们哥俩呢 [00:12:31] 比划两下就带回去 [00:12:34] 你就算可怜我们 [00:12:36] 哥俩我侠客耶 [00:12:39] 你愿意吗 [00:12:41] 哎 [00:12:41] 你说这个小孩坏不坏 [00:12:44] 这么一哀求 [00:12:45] 都带哭腔的 [00:12:46] 肚子比心就软下来了 [00:12:50] 肚子一看 [00:12:50] 可不是吗俩孩子 [00:12:53] 稚气未退 [00:12:54] 说话还不利索呢 [00:12:56] 你说这房还真够损的 [00:13:00] 因此 [00:13:00] 杜大兵就放松了警惕 [00:13:04] 好 [00:13:05] 爸 [00:13:06] 北侠客 [00:13:07] 有好生之德就成了吧 [00:13:12] 咱们就假打假假 [00:13:14] 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七尺长头前儿带个铁疙瘩 [00:15:23] 这铁疙瘩内一斤也差不多少 [00:15:27] 那要论原来得多大的劲儿 [00:15:31] 奔着迎面骨就削起来 [00:15:33] 肚子比你的多利索 [00:15:36] 正好拍个左腿的迎面骨上爬 [00:15:41] 哎呀 [00:15:41] 我的妈 [00:15:44] 这一下把迎面骨给打折了 [00:15:47] 你想那还站得住吗 [00:15:49] 肚子里哎哟一声 [00:15:51] 扑通摔倒在地 [00:15:53] 把狼牙棒给扔了 [00:15:55] 双手抱着腿疼的是就地翻滚咕噜咕噜 [00:16:00] 哎呀 [00:16:01] 我上当了 [00:16:02] 哎呀 [00:16:03] 小兔崽子 [00:16:06] 你说你往哪儿咕噜不行 [00:16:09] 正好咕噜到方复庵 [00:16:11] 眼前翻翻双手捧小刀万里就地来了 [00:16:19] 照到TOD 刀正好扎后背上 [00:16:24] 他不过瘾 [00:16:25] 把刀拔出来 [00:16:28] 连着就是四刀 [00:16:31] 再看这肚大冰 [00:16:33] 手抛脚蹬 [00:16:35] 不动 [00:16:36] 很七窍 [00:16:37] 流血而亡 [00:16:40] 翻葵芳茂把头上的汗 [00:16:43] 擦了擦 [00:16:44] 回归本队一看 [00:16:46] 这位交代 [00:16:49] 我希兄 [00:16:50] 你这不对啊 [00:16:51] 我们哥俩费力ni de 县城俩 [00:16:56] 哎呀 [00:16:56] 要么说你俩不行 [00:17:00] 打他也得打个死 [00:17:03] 不能留后患 [00:17:05] 你说光把腿给打一下 [00:17:07] 那有什么用呢 [00:17:08] 你需要我这样哭哭哭哭to [00:17:12] 用剪刀来教堂归类 [00:17:16] 你明白不明白 [00:17:18] 去那借功劳算谁的呢 [00:17:21] 功劳当然是我的了 [00:17:23] 我把他置于死地的 [00:17:26] 你们俩不白折腾 [00:17:29] 正在这嘀咕的时候 [00:17:30] Rong Rui ni 沉着脸 [00:17:33] 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因为这两个地儿太宽阔了 [00:19:41] 灯光明亮 [00:19:43] 使人眼花缭乱 [00:19:47] 这个大洞是半天然半人工 [00:19:52] 那么天然的D 就大高了一下 [00:19:54] 有十几丈 [00:19:56] 周围没有一亩地也差不多少 [00:20:00] 经过人工地开凿 [00:20:02] 把它修整 [00:20:04] 所以呢 [00:20:04] 这里边非常宽阔 [00:20:07] 往正面上一看 [00:20:09] 有一座三尺高的高台 [00:20:12] 高台上铺着红毡子 [00:20:15] 上面有桌子 [00:20:17] 有椅子 [00:20:18] 在下面坐着男女二人 [00:20:23] 往两旁开 [00:20:25] 站着二三十名打手 [00:20:28] 一个个举着火把 [00:20:31] 手中提着提灯 [00:20:33] 各拿单刀花腔 [00:20:35] 一个个真好像凶神恶煞一般 [00:20:39] 方才逃走 [00:20:40] 第六个也在人群当中 [00:20:45] 锐揉揉眼睛定睛观看 [00:20:48] 就见台上一男一女 [00:20:51] 哎哟 [00:20:52] 这男的就好像那个都得病 [00:20:56] 这个儿也不矮 [00:20:58] 没有 [00:20:59] 一丈二 [00:21:00] 也有一丈一尺八 [00:21:03] 头是卖斗岩塞纲领 [00:21:07] 满脑袋红头发、窄脑门、大嘟噜塞