[00:00:01] Saturday Night - Schoolly D [00:00:38] It was Saturday night and I was feeling kinda sporty [00:00:41] Went to the bar copped me a 40 [00:00:43] Got kinda high and uh kinda drunk [00:00:46] So I kicked the ass of this little punk [00:00:48] Forgot my key and had to ring my bell [00:00:51] My momma came down she said "Who the hell " [00:00:53] Wait momma wait it's me your little son [00:00:55] Before I knew it my mom pulled a gun [00:00:58] "I know who you are but who the hell is that " [00:01:00] I turned around man this bitch was fat [00:01:02] I really don't know how she got into the car [00:01:05] I must have picked her up when I left the bar [00:01:07] You know I'm horny homey man I wanted to chill [00:01:10] But you know how mothers are she wanted to ill [00:01:12] So I said "Hey baby is you on the pill [00:01:14] 'Cause tonight I wanna be your lover [00:01:17] Just one thing I forgot to buy a rubber" [00:01:20] Wait a little while then we snuck upstairs [00:01:22] Step by step with a hint of fear [00:01:24] We got into my room [00:01:25] Bitch started to scream [00:01:27] Momma busted in what a f**ked up scene [00:01:29] Shirt ripped off drawers down to my knees [00:01:31] Wait momma wait momma wait wait please [00:01:34] Put back your gun put down your broom [00:01:37] My mom f**ked up the room [00:01:39] The bitch jumped up with no respect [00:01:41] I had to put the big big bitch in check [00:01:43] I said [00:01:44] "You come a little closer and you will get shot" [00:01:46] "I'm sober anyway I don't need no cock" [00:01:51] It was Saturday night [00:02:05] It was Saturday night [00:02:06] And I was feeling kinda funny [00:02:08] Gold around my neck pockets full of money [00:02:10] Went to the corner [00:02:11] Man and who did I see [00:02:12] But this super bad bitch looking back at me [00:02:15] I said "Fly lady man [00:02:16] You got a big butt" [00:02:17] This bitch turned around [00:02:18] All she said was "What " [00:02:20] I said "My name is Schoolly baby uh what is yours " [00:02:22] Before I knew it up come my boys [00:02:24] Noisy as hell and drunk as shit [00:02:27] Saying "Yo Schoolly School what time is it " [00:02:29] Looked a little closer and I knew it was a gag [00:02:32] What I thought was a girl was nothing but a fag [00:02:48] Everybody rapping but they don't know how [00:02:51] Shoulda seen the boy rapping to the cow [00:02:53] He rapped so hard that the nigga saw smoke [00:02:56] He lit up his cheeba and they both took a toke [00:02:58] The cow got high and the boy got by [00:03:01] Don't come in my face and ask me why [00:03:03] Cheeba Cheeba ya'll [00:03:04] Yeah it's that [00:03:05] Cheeba cheeba making 'em feel like that [00:03:07] Cheeba Cheeba ya'll [00:03:13] Some call it Cheeba some call it weed [00:03:15] It's the killer it's the thriller [00:03:16] It's the thing that you need [00:03:17] Cheeba Cheeba ya'll [00:03:22] Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet [00:03:24] Smoking a J and scratching the itch [00:03:27] Along came a spider and sat down beside her [00:03:29] And said "Yo what's up with that bitch " [00:03:32] But then down the road came Mary and her lambs [00:03:34] Smoking a Lacy in each and every hand [00:03:36] The poor little spider he couldn't score any [00:03:39] They was 2 dollar bitches and he only had a penny [00:03:41] Cheeba Cheeba ya'll [00:03:44] Yeah Cheeba Cheeba ya'll [00:03:51] Let me tell you a little tale about Peter the Pimp [00:03:53] Sucker MC trying to cop a limp [00:03:56] Rode around town in a couple of cars [00:03:58] Got gagged by the man trying to stick up a bar [00:04:00] The judge said [00:04:01] "Boy what was on your mind " [00:04:03] He said [00:04:03] "I had some Cheeba Cheeba cocaine and some wine " [00:04:05] The judge said "Boy relax and have a beer [00:04:08] You won't be doing shit for the next ten years " 404

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