[00:00:08] Now I feel it necessary to remind you my friend [00:00:11] That splittin' with your girl ain't the most earth shaking event [00:00:13] This planet's seen in recent history [00:00:15] So I suggest that you can it and hand the mic to me [00:00:17] Now I feel it necessary to remind you my friend [00:00:20] That splittin' with your girl ain't the most earth shaking event [00:00:22] This planet's seen in recent history [00:00:24] So I suggest that you can it aim the camera at me [00:00:27] Cex got his heart broke can you believe that [00:00:29] I've got the pieces to prove it but this track'll be my gluestick [00:00:31] An album on my shelf that'll tell me what I really need to hear [00:00:34] It's all the same all rage all tears [00:00:36] And it'd be nice to pump my fist shout 'b***h ' and feel great [00:00:38] But I just can't relate [00:00:39] I like girls they're the one thing that makes this life worth livin' [00:00:42] So we ought to stop singing this stale regurgitation of dismiss [00:00:45] Today it all changed you see I broke up with my girl [00:00:47] But I'ma right a party jam and dedicate it to her [00:00:49] Don't think for a minute I'm out to fake sensitive [00:00:51] You can kill me if you see me on some lily faced s**t [00:00:54] I'm just sick of the same self righteous regret [00:00:56] I'm snatching mics and guitars from the whiny and redundant [00:00:58] Catch the blunt end of the role model's brutal honesty [00:01:01] Don't wallow in their mess depressed follow me [00:01:03] Now I feel it necessary to remind you my friend [00:01:05] That splittin' with your girl ain't the most earth shaking event [00:01:08] This planet's seen in recent history [00:01:09] So I suggest that you can it and hand the mic to me [00:01:12] Now I feel it necessary to remind you my friend [00:01:14] That splittin' with your girl ain't the most earth shaking event [00:01:17] This planet's seen in recent history [00:01:18] So I suggest that you can it aim the camera at me [00:01:21] Middle finger to the indie rock singer [00:01:24] Middle finger to the wack mc [00:01:26] Middle finger to the uncreative underground [00:01:28] And a sack of middle fingers to y'all on mtv [00:01:30] Middle finger to the indie rock singer [00:01:33] Middle finger to the wack mc [00:01:35] Middle finger to the uncreative underground [00:01:39] Now some sucks claim that their lyrically superior [00:01:42] Writing cex off cause they say I'm not serious [00:01:44] Yeah you might use a few more syllabyles [00:01:46] But you're singing about the exact same s**t britney spears is [00:01:48] So hear this I represent the average music listener [00:01:51] You've been bringin' us down and now we're all pissed at ya [00:01:53] I'm takin' your crowns and handin' 'em out on the corner [00:01:55] To little kids sick of being tormented and bordered [00:01:57] I'm not gonna cry cause my girl and I split [00:01:59] I'm gonna be psyched that our lives even ever mixed [00:02:02] And that I didn't let the artist living in my headphones [00:02:04] Turn me bitter and cliche ridiculous and emo [00:02:06] Oh no au contraire my brother [00:02:09] Your mind sings precisely your problem with others [00:02:11] Because the five bisexual hang ups are out [00:02:13] Sexual phone ringing off the hook that's what it's about [00:02:33] Now I feel it necessary to remind you my friend [00:02:36] That splittin' with your girl ain't the most earth shaking event [00:02:38] This planet's seen in recent history [00:02:40] So I suggest that you can it and hand the mic to me [00:02:42] Now I feel it necessary to remind you my friend [00:02:45] That splittin' with your girl ain't the most earth shaking event [00:02:47] This planet's seen in recent history [00:02:49] So I suggest that you can it aim the camera at me [00:02:51] Now I feel it necessary to remind you my friend [00:02:54] That splittin' with your girl ain't the most earth shaking event [00:02:56] This planet's seen in recent history [00:02:58] So I suggest that you can it and hand the mic to me [00:03:01] Now I feel it necessary to remind you my friend