[00:00:00] My Name Is (我的名字是) - Ameritz - Tribute (阿莫瑞兹音乐) [00:00:02] Hi My name is (what ) [00:00:04] My name is (who ) [00:00:05] My name is Slim Shady [00:00:08] Hi My name is (huh ) [00:00:10] My name is (what ) [00:00:11] My name is Slim Shady [00:00:13] Ahem excuse me [00:00:20] Can I have the attention of the class for one second [00:00:24] Hi kids Do you like violence [00:00:27] Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through [00:00:28] Each one of my eyelids [00:00:30] Wanna copy me and do [00:00:31] Exactly like I did [00:00:33] Try 'cid and get f**ked up [00:00:34] Worse that my life is [00:00:35] My brain's dead weight [00:00:36] I'm trying to get my head straight [00:00:38] But I can't figure out which Spice Girl [00:00:40] I want to impregnate [00:00:41] And Dr Dre said [00:00:42] "Slim Shady you a basehead " [00:00:44] Uh-uhhh "So why's your face red [00:00:46] Man you wasted " [00:00:47] Well since age twelve [00:00:48] I've felt like I'm someone else [00:00:49] Cause I hung my original self [00:00:50] From the top bunk with a belt [00:00:52] Got pissed off and ripped [00:00:53] Pamela Lee's tits off [00:00:55] And smacked her so hard [00:00:56] I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross [00:00:58] I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my a** [00:01:00] Faster than a fat b**ch who sat down too fast [00:01:03] C'mere slut Shady wait a minute [00:01:05] That's my girl dog [00:01:06] I don't give a f**k [00:01:07] God sent me to piss the world off [00:01:09] Hi My name is (what ) [00:01:10] My name is (who ) [00:01:11] My name is Slim Shady [00:01:14] Hi My name is (huh ) [00:01:16] My name is (what ) [00:01:17] My name is Slim Shady [00:01:19] Hi My name is (what ) [00:01:21] My name is (who ) [00:01:22] My name is (scratches) Slim Shady [00:01:24] Hi My name is (huh ) [00:01:27] My name is (what ) [00:01:28] My name is (scratches) Slim Shady [00:01:30] My English teacher wanted to [00:01:32] Flunk me in Junior High [00:01:33] Thanks a lot [00:01:34] Next semester I'll be thirty-five [00:01:36] I smacked him in his face with an eraser [00:01:38] Chased him with a stapler [00:01:40] And stapled his nuts to a stack [00:01:41] Of papers (Owwwwwwww ) [00:01:42] Walked in the strip club [00:01:43] Had my jacket zipped up [00:01:44] Flashed the bartender [00:01:45] Then stuck my dick in her tip cup [00:01:47] Extraterrestrial runnin' over pedestrians [00:01:50] In a space ship while they screaming at me: [00:01:52] "LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS " [00:01:53] Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to [00:01:55] I just found out my mom does more [00:01:57] D**e than I do [00:01:58] I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper [00:02:01] Make a record about doing drugs [00:02:02] And name it after her [00:02:04] You know you blew up when [00:02:05] The women rush your stands [00:02:06] And try to touch your hands like [00:02:08] Some screaming Usher fans [00:02:09] This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph [00:02:11] So I signed it: 'Dear Dave [00:02:13] Thanks for the support ASSHOLE ' [00:02:14] Hi My name is (what ) [00:02:16] My name is (who ) [00:02:18] My name is (scratches) Slim Shady [00:02:20] Hi My name is (huh ) [00:02:22] My name is (what ) [00:02:24] My name is (scratches) Slim Shady [00:02:25] Hi My name is (what ) [00:02:27] My name is (who ) [00:02:29] My name is (scratches) Slim Shady [00:02:31] Hi My name is (huh ) [00:02:33] My name is (what ) [00:02:34] My name is (scratches) Slim Shady [00:02:37] Stop the tape [00:02:38] This kid needs to be locked away [00:02:39] Dr Dre don't just stand there [00:02:41] OPERATE [00:02:42] I'm not ready to leave [00:02:43] It's too scary to die [00:02:45] I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery [00:02:47] And buried alive [00:02:48] Am I coming or going [00:02:50] I can barely decide [00:02:51] I just drank a fifth of vodka - dare [00:02:53] Me to drive [00:02:54] All my life I was very deprived