[00:00:00] Mr. Johnson's Head (Remix) - Insane Clown Posse (跳梁小丑) [00:00:02] "Shhh Hello class I'm Mr Felcher [00:00:04] Mr Johson is out today with a virus [00:00:05] So I'll be your substitute teacher this afternoon [00:00:08] Before we get started let me say this: [00:00:11] I'm not as friendly as I look and I'm not as funny [00:00:13] As I look either Well let's get started [00:00:17] We're gonna start where Mr Johnson left off [00:00:18] So if you'll turn your textbooks to page 86 and I'll begin " [00:00:23] Sittin in my class with my head on my desk [00:00:26] Teacher's trying to talk but I could give a f**k less [00:00:29] I'm staring at this freak that I know I'm in love with [00:00:32] But she don't even know my name it's always been the same [00:00:35] I just lay my head down and drown in my spit [00:00:38] Nobody even notices I'm here ''cause I ain't sh*t [00:00:41] I'm hearing voices but I don't know what they're saying [00:00:44] Sweat is on my forehead ''cause my brain's inside decaying [00:00:47] And this b**ch that I love prob'ly don't have no Idea [00:00:50] She's talking to her friends I'm in the corner and I see her [00:00:53] Something happening but it isn't very clear [00:00:56] Sounds like a bell sounds like an electric chair [00:00:59] Next thing you know I'm walking in a crowded hall [00:01:01] So many different faces that I throw up on the wall [00:01:04] Some are yelling sick and the others stop and stare but I don't care [00:01:09] I'm in a hurry going nowhere [00:01:11] See my head is spinning ''cause I'm lonley and I'm twisted [00:01:13] But I have a secret everybody missed it [00:01:16] Just a nobody and I think It's a drag [00:01:19] But I got Mr Johnson's head In my bookbag [00:01:23] I couldn't stand the pressure not another day [00:01:25] I didn't like the f**ker Mr Johnson anyway [00:01:28] I sat up in his class he hung a rebel flag [00:01:31] I cut the bigot's head off and I stuffed it in my bag [00:01:34] I couldn't stand the pressure not another day [00:01:37] I didn't like the f**ker Mr Johnson anyway [00:01:39] I sat up in his class he hung a rebel flag [00:01:43] I cut the bigot's head off and I stuffed it in my bag [00:01:46] I wish somebody knew me ''cause then they could say I'm wrong [00:01:49] But since nobody knows me I got it going on [00:01:51] I'm staring at the clock a tick and a tock [00:01:54] I got a couple food stamps folded in my sock [00:01:57] I must be a ghost everybody walks through me [00:02:00] If I died in class they would prob'ly say they knew me [00:02:03] Or they wouldn't care they wouldn't even move [00:02:06] My dead body rotting in the back of the room [00:02:09] For weeks and months stinking up the class [00:02:12] Until somebody notice then they throw me in the trash [00:02:15] I can hear the teacher man talking about Columbus [00:02:18] He's nothing but an old dead f**k with a compass [00:02:21] Ran up on a beach and threw everybody off [00:02:24] And then we claim discovery and now we all applaud [00:02:27] I don't give a f**k to learn you're all going to hell [00:02:30] I'm trapped in my mind and my brain is my cell [00:02:33] But I have the key it's called insanity [00:02:36] I stick it in my brain to unlock eternity [00:02:38] I'm just a nobody and I think it's a drag [00:02:42] But I got Mr Johnsons head In my bookbag [00:03:09] Ok class America is the land of the free A land of [00:03:14] Democracy A land without prejudice and above all a land of freedom [00:03:19] That's the beautiful thing about our country; we are all treated equal All [00:03:24] Races live together in harmony What is it Scott " [00:03:28] Mr Johnson already taught us this [00:03:30] Ain't he ever coming back [00:03:31] Well uh [00:03:32] NO They can sit and front about it all day [00:03:35] But I left his f**king body in the hallway [00:03:38] And in the morning when they opened up the door [00:03:40] And seen his motherf**king carcass laying on the floor [00:03:43] But they would never suspect me I'm just a nerd [00:03:46] I try to speak my word it always goes unheard