[00:00:00] St. George and the Dragonet - Stan Freberg
[00:00:08] The legend you are about to hear is true
[00:00:11] Only the needle should be
[00:00:12] Changed to protect the record
[00:00:21] This is the countryside
[00:00:23] My name is St George
[00:00:24] I'm a knight
[00:00:26] Saturday July 10th 8:05 pm
[00:00:28] I was working out of the
[00:00:28] Castle on the nightwatch
[00:00:29] When a call came in from the Chief
[00:00:31] A dragon had been devouring maidens
[00:00:32] Homicide
[00:00:34] My job slay him
[00:00:40] You call me Chief
[00:00:41] Yes the dragon again devouring maidens
[00:00:43] The King's daughter may be next
[00:00:44] Mmm hmm
[00:00:44] You got a lead
[00:00:45] Oh nothing much to go on
[00:00:46] Say did you take that 45 automatic
[00:00:47] Into the lab to have them check on it
[00:00:49] Yeah you were right
[00:00:51] I was right
[00:00:51] Yeah It was a gun
[00:00:56] 8:22 pm I talked to one of the maidens
[00:00:58] Who had almost been devoured
[00:01:01] Could I talk to you Ma'am
[00:01:02] Who are you
[00:01:03] I'm St George Ma'am
[00:01:04] Homicide Ma'am
[00:01:05] Want to ask you a few questions Ma'am
[00:01:06] I understand you were
[00:01:07] Almost devoured by the Ma'am
[00:01:08] Is that right dragon
[00:01:09] It was terrible
[00:01:10] He breathed fire on me
[00:01:12] He burned me already
[00:01:14] How can I be sure of that Ma'am
[00:01:16] Believe me
[00:01:16] I got it straight from the dragon's mouth
[00:01:22] 11:45 pm
[00:01:23] I rode over the King's Highway
[00:01:24] I saw a man
[00:01:25] Stopped to talk to him
[00:01:27] Pardon me Sir
[00:01:27] Could I talk to you for just a minute Sir
[00:01:29] Sure I don't mind
[00:01:30] What do you do for a living
[00:01:31] I'm a knave
[00:01:32] Didn't I pick you up on a 903
[00:01:34] Last year for stealing tarts
[00:01:35] Yeah so what
[00:01:36] Do you wanna make a federal case out of it
[00:01:38] No Sir
[00:01:38] We heard there was a dragon
[00:01:40] Operating in this neighborhood
[00:01:40] We just want to know if you've seen him
[00:01:42] Sure I've seen him
[00:01:43] Mmm hmm
[00:01:43] Could you describe him for me
[00:01:45] What's to describe
[00:01:46] You see one dragon you seen 'em all
[00:01:47] Would you try to remember Sir
[00:01:49] Just for the record
[00:01:50] We just want to get the facts Sir
[00:01:51] Well he was you know
[00:01:52] He had orange polka dots
[00:01:53] Yes Sir
[00:01:54] Purple feet breathing fire and smoke
[00:01:56] Mmm hmm
[00:01:56] And one big bloodshot eye
[00:01:58] Right in the middle of his forehead and
[00:01:59] Uh like that
[00:02:01] Notice anything unusual about him
[00:02:02] No he's just your run of the
[00:02:04] Mill dragon you know
[00:02:05] Mmm hmm
[00:02:05] Yes Sir
[00:02:05] You can go now
[00:02:06] Hey by the way how you gonna catch him
[00:02:08] I thought you'd never ask
[00:02:09] A Dragonet
[00:02:15] 3:05 pm
[00:02:16] I was riding back into the courtyard
[00:02:17] To make my report to the lab
[00:02:18] Then it happened
[00:02:23] It was the dragon
[00:02:24] Hey I'm the fire breathin' Dragon
[00:02:27] You must be St George right
[00:02:29] Yes Sir
[00:02:30] I can see you got one of them new
[00:02:31] 45 caliber swords
[00:02:33] That's about the size of it
[00:02:34] Ha ha ha ha ha ha
[00:02:36] You slay me
[00:02:38] That's what I wanted to talk to you about
[00:02:39] What do you mean
[00:02:41] I'm taking you in on a 502
[00:02:43] You figure it out
[00:02:44] What's the charge
[00:02:45] Devouring maidens out of season
[00:02:47] Out of season
[00:02:48] You'll never pin that rap on me
[00:02:49] Do you hear me cop
[00:02:51] Yeah I hear you
[00:02:52] I got you on a 412 too
[00:02:54] A 412
[00:02:55] What's a 412
[00:02:58] Over acting Let's go
[00:03:04] On September the 5th the Dragon
[00:03:05] Was tried and convicted
[00:03:06] His fire was put out and his maiden
[00:03:08] Devouring license revoked
[00:03:09] Maiden devouring out of season is punishable
[00:03:11] By a term of not less than 50
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