[00:00:00] Wouldn't It Be Loverly (那该有多好) - Peter Sellers [00:00:02] I'd just like to say uh good afternoon Mister Banerjee [00:00:06] And take this opportunity of welcoming you and your musicians [00:00:11] To the studio [00:00:12] I thank you very much I'm very glad to have the opportunity [00:00:16] Of coming here [00:00:16] Tell me um have you found that uh [00:00:20] There has been great enthusiasm [00:00:22] For George Bernard Shaw in India [00:00:24] Oh my goodness yes yes we have got a lot of people [00:00:27] In India and indeed in Pakistan [00:00:30] Who are loving to hearing the words [00:00:32] Of George Bernard Shaw [00:00:34] We are saing to ourselves over there: "This [00:00:37] Man has got a great white beard [00:00:39] So therefore he must have great Knowledge " [00:00:42] And so we are saying to ourselves: "That is what we are [00:00:44] Wanting that is what we are wanting [00:00:45] We are wanting to hear words of [00:00:47] This man so that [00:00:49] So that we can learn them and sing them and play [00:00:51] Them " [00:00:52] Uh have you visited the shrine of GBS [00:00:57] In Ayot St Lawrence at all [00:00:59] Well indeed yes We have all been there [00:01:01] We went on a bus [00:01:02] Coach tour to Ayr-Ayrton St Lawrence [00:01:06] And we are saying to [00:01:07] Ourselves: "My goodness [00:01:08] Here we are where the great man was living " [00:01:10] And we went in the first place to look around [00:01:13] And we are saying: "That [00:01:15] Is where he was sleeping and this is where he was eating [00:01:18] And this [00:01:18] Is another room and [00:01:20] " Uh all kinds of rooms in this house are very [00:01:23] Good for us to know of [00:01:25] Have you uh taken the story of "My Fair Lady" [00:01:29] And uh uh as it stands [00:01:32] Or have you changed it at all [00:01:33] What have you done with it [00:01:35] Well what what we have done with it you see uh I I am [00:01:38] Playing uh what is called over here Professor Higgins I am playing [00:01:43] Professor Umbelahi [00:01:45] I'm walking through the market place one [00:01:47] Day uh at near Maharatchme [00:01:50] Which is near Bombay you Understand [00:01:52] And I'm walking by there and I am saying to my friend [00:01:55] Who is with me [00:01:56] I say: "Look there over there is a beautiful [00:02:00] Untouchable girl beautiful [00:02:02] " And he says: "Oh yes but we she is Untouchable [00:02:05] We don't want to know her " Ah chut and cha I am [00:02:10] Making her touchable that is what I am doing [00:02:13] You see and I am Saying to her: [00:02:15] "Come with me my dear and I will make you a Touchable " [00:02:18] And she is saying to me: "No I am untouchable that's [00:02:20] Good enough for me " [00:02:21] Do you have a good cast [00:02:23] Oh yes indeed I come from a very high caste [00:02:26] Oh yes yes oh yes [00:02:27] I can safely say that [00:02:28] Uh no no I wasn't referring to [00:02:30] What I mean is is there a good cast [00:02:32] In the the show [00:02:34] Well yes we have a very excellent cast [00:02:37] I'm sorry I misunderstood you [00:02:39] You see [00:02:40] We have all kinds of stars from India [00:02:44] We have two people from [00:02:45] Assam We have another woman [00:02:47] Her has come all the way from Ceylon [00:02:50] What ah what ah what have you called the songs [00:02:53] I mean have you changed [00:02:54] The titles of the songs at all [00:02:56] Oh yes [00:02:56] Well naturally we we we have had to um um ah [00:03:00] Change one or two [00:03:01] Of the main songs um a-a-ah [00:03:05] We have featured [00:03:06] We have now called "Get Me to the Taj Mahal on Time" [00:03:10] And um ah [00:03:11] "I've Grown Accustomed to Your Dhoti" [00:03:14] And I would like to sing for you [00:03:16] Now this beautiful song uh [00:03:20] What we are doing on the tour and I think [00:03:24] When you have heard it you will say: "My goodness me [00:03:28] What a lovely song " 404

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