Master of the House (この家の主) (《悲惨世界》电影插曲) - Sacha Baron Cohen/Helena Bonham Carter/Les Misérables Cast // My band of soaks my den of dissolute's 浸湿的绷带,放纵的穴位 My dirty jokes my always pissed as newts 我的小玩笑,我总是像笨蛋一样醉醺醺的 My sons of whores spend there lives in my inn 我的儿子们一直在我的酒馆里 Homing pigeons homing in 家猪也归圈了 They fly through my doors 他们在我的门上狂欢 And they crawl out on all fours 他们在地上匍匐 Welcome Monsieur sit yourself down 欢迎到来,Monsieur,随意坐 And meet the best innkeeper in town 你会遇见镇上最好的酒馆主 As for the rest all of 'em crooks: 剩下的全是坏蛋 Rooking their guests and crooking the books 用书骗取顾客钱财 Seldom do you see 你几乎很少见 Honest men like me 像我这样的老实人 A gent of good intent 目的单纯,心甘情愿 Who's content to be 做一个像绅士一样的人 Master of the house doling out the charm 房子的主人,散发魅力 Ready with a handshake and an open palm 准备好了握手和拥抱 Tells a saucy tale makes a little stir 讲一个段子总能让人笑开怀 Customers appreciate a bon-viveur 顾客们无上感激 Glad to do a friend a favor 乐于助人 Doesn't cost me to be nice 让我变得很友好 But nothing gets you nothing 一事无成 Everything has got a little price 万物都有代价 Master of the house keeper of the zoo 房子的主人是动物园管理者 Ready to relieve 'em of a sou or two 准备好给他们钱 Watering the wine making up the weight 喝点酒,增加体重 Pickin' up their knick-knacks when they can't see straight 当他们醉醺醺的时候收起他们的小饰品 Everybody loves a landlord 每个人都爱店主 Everybody's bosom friend 每个人都很友好 I do whatever pleases 我愿意干任何让人愉悦的事情 Jesus Won't I bleed 'em in the end 上帝,我不想结束 Master of the house quick to catch yer eye 房子的主人,闭上你的眼 Never wants a passerby to pass him by 不要想路过的行人 Servant to the poor butler to the great 贫穷的追随者,伟大的男管家 Comforter philosopher and lifelong mate 安慰者,哲学家,人生伴侣 Everybody's boon companion 每个人都想得到陪伴 Everybody's chaperone 每个人都是监护人 But lock up your valises 收拾好你的行李箱 Jesus Won't I skin you to the bone 上帝,我不能过于露骨地评判你 Food beyond compare Food beyond belief 无须比较的食物,难以置信的食物 Mix it in a mincer and pretend it's beef 混进绞肉机里,假装它是牛肉 Kidney of a horse liver of a cat 马腰子,猫肝脏 Filling up the sausages with this and that 把这些灌进香肠里 Residents are more than welcome 居民们非常欢迎 Bridal suite is occupied 通过合理的收费 Reasonable charges 新娘的服装被占用 Plus some little extras on the side 在一边加点额外的装饰 (Oh Santa ) 圣诞老人 Charge 'em for the lice extra for the mice 收讨厌鬼的费用,额外的收费还有会奖旅游 Two percent for looking in the mirror twice 百分之二的费用是因为看镜子两次 Here a little slice there a little cut 这里有薄片,那里有一些切好的 Three percent for sleeping with the window shut 百分之三的费用是因为关闭窗户睡觉 When it comes to fixing prices 当制定价格时 There are a lot of tricks I knows 有好多我知道的票 How it all increases all them bits and pieces 怎么增加,就用切成小块或薄片的方式 Jesus It's amazing how it grows 上帝,增长的方式简直让人惊奇 Oh sorry love 对不起,亲爱的 Let's get something done about that 让我们开始完成 I used to dream that I would meet a prince 我过去常常幻想自己会遇见王子 But God Almighty have you seen what's happened since 上帝,你看见在那之后发生什么了吗 Master of the house Isn't worth my spit