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[00:00:04] 西伯大头鬼
[00:00:05] 房书安
[00:00:07] 想要活捉郭长达
[00:00:11] 你想想容易吗
[00:00:13] 以他的能耐和身份
[00:00:16] 跟郭长达怎么比啊
[00:00:20] 但是
[00:00:21] 使劲投逼上了
[00:00:23] 也没有办法呀
[00:00:26] 还得说房书安有毒
[00:00:30] 当郭长达发现房书安跟着他
[00:00:35] 不由得火往上撞
[00:00:38] 现在国产大剧像疯了似的
[00:00:41] 就像输光了钱的赌徒
[00:00:43] 差不多少
[00:00:45] 用手指着房书
[00:00:47] 安史咬碎钢牙
[00:00:50] 姓方的
[00:00:51] 来吧
[00:00:53] 我正想报仇呢
[00:00:55] 你是个罪魁祸首
[00:00:58] 我把你撕烂了我都不解恨
[00:01:01] 拿命来
[00:01:05] 上了五次的屋就冲上去
[00:01:09] 老方下去抹头就跑呢吗
[00:01:18] 国昌拿追着没追上
[00:01:22] 一琢磨
[00:01:23] 算了
[00:01:24] 我就往远处跑啊
[00:01:28] 这光顾着追房书安了
[00:01:30] 越追越近
[00:01:31] 一会儿碰上三侠五义的人
[00:01:34] 我不是自投罗网吗
[00:01:37] 算啦
[00:01:40] 想到这
[00:01:40] 他不追了
[00:01:42] 转身
[00:01:43] 还奔东北跑
[00:01:46] 老方跑了一阵
[00:01:48] 回头一看
[00:01:49] 郭长达没来
[00:01:52] 这房书安也转身回来了
[00:01:54] 嗯啊
[00:01:56] 没敢追我
[00:01:58] 嘿嘿
[00:01:59] 你不敢追我
[00:02:01] 我可敢追你
[00:02:03] 我长大
[00:02:05] 你跑不了了
[00:02:08] 仓也追你来了
[00:02:12] 嗯
[00:02:16] 切磋国产党
[00:02:18] 跑了半里多地儿
[00:02:20] 回头一看
[00:02:21] 哟
[00:02:22] 大头鬼又追上来了
[00:02:25] 不由得火往上撞
[00:02:28] 该死鬼
[00:02:30] 咱俩是前世的冤家
[00:02:33] 今世的对头
[00:02:35] 你以为我怕你吗
[00:02:38] 你这是死催了
[00:02:41] 国产达不跑了
[00:02:43] 转回身呢
[00:02:44] 是直铺房书安
[00:02:47] 方砖一看人家回来了
[00:02:50] 陌生人就跑
[00:02:52] 哎哟我的妈呀
[00:02:56] 书说简短
[00:02:58] 郭长达追
[00:02:59] 朕不敢追
[00:03:02] 你想算了
[00:03:04] 干脆逃我的命
[00:03:05] 拿着当臭狗屎
[00:03:07] 甭勒他
[00:03:10] 国产大转身就跑
[00:03:12] Ke 没跑
[00:03:13] 多远回头一看
[00:03:14] 房团还在后头跟着
[00:03:17] 您说这玩意腻味人不
[00:03:19] 冤魂缠腿
[00:03:22] 三斗两斗把郭长达实在气急了
[00:03:28] 听说豁出不跑去了
[00:03:31] 为了把他逮住
[00:03:33] 这小子太讨厌了
[00:03:36] 房书安第五次跑的时候
[00:03:38] 国产达是紧追不舍
[00:03:41] 三川两宿把老方给撵上
[00:03:45] 底下使了个扫堂腿
[00:03:47] 嗖、啪、噗
[00:03:50] 老方摔了个狗啃屎
[00:03:52] 摔的那个结实劲儿就甭提了
[00:03:56] 我让他上去用脚把它踩住
[00:03:59] 别动
[00:04:01] 刚说完你跑啊
[00:04:04] 有种你跑啊
[00:04:07] 这回你还有何书一抬起来
[00:04:13] 我有话跟你说
[00:04:15] 不听
[00:04:15] 不听就是不听
[00:04:19] 谁听你说话谁倒霉
[00:04:21] 嗯啊嗯嗯
[00:04:24] 他把梁片只是高高举起
[00:04:28] 换谁也不能言语
[00:04:31] 这房书安D 脸皮啊
[00:04:33] 是真厚啊
[00:04:36] 就到了现在
[00:04:37] 也不甘心
[00:04:38] 等等我说一句就一句
[00:04:41] 你听完了再砸死我也不喊一句
[00:04:47] 我长达一琢磨
[00:04:48] 他有什么可说的
[00:04:51] 好爸
[00:04:52] 你说吧
[00:04:53] 你讲财经我上不来气儿
[00:04:57] 我抬起脚来
[00:04:58] 你小子就跑了
[00:05:00] 我说过
[00:05:01] 啥呀
[00:05:02] 我能跑得了吗
[00:05:05] 你是老鹰
[00:05:06] 我是佳巧儿
[00:05:07] 我在你眼皮底下
[00:05:08] 你借我个胆子
[00:05:10] 我还跑得了吗
[00:05:12] 嗯
[00:05:13] 说的也是
[00:05:16] 我常常果然把脚抬起来
[00:05:19] 在看房团
[00:05:21] 一不慌
[00:05:22] 二不忙
[00:05:23] 从地上站起来
[00:05:25] 我说
[00:05:26] 倒也
[00:05:27] 我追你是有原因的
[00:05:30] 你想一想
[00:05:32] 凭我的能耐
[00:05:33] 借我撒胆子
[00:05:35] 我敢不敢追你
[00:05:37] 我想追上女友
[00:05:39] 见大事儿告诉你
[00:05:42] 你这人怎么不分远近
[00:05:45] 我不说
[00:05:47] 咱俩谁弱一点对头
[00:05:49] 有什么好说的
[00:05:51] 你告诉我这事儿还有好事吗
[00:05:54] 你你看你看你看
[00:05:57] 这也难怪呀
[00:05:59] 打仗打得双方都红了眼睛
[00:06:03] 就说好话
[00:06:06] 你也认为有Li
[00:06:08] 是这么回事儿
[00:06:10] 快说什么事儿
[00:06:12] 嗯嗯
[00:06:13] 谁偷听
[00:06:16] 胡昌达吓了一跳
[00:06:18] 他现在好像惊弓之灭国
[00:06:22] 就怕三侠五义
[00:06:23] 高人追回头一看
[00:06:26] 房书安一看机会来了
[00:06:28] 抹头就跑
[00:06:30] 没人儿
[00:06:31] 我想逃走
[00:06:35] 还把国产吧给气的光光只放屁
[00:06:39] 好哇
[00:06:41] 小子你跑不了
[00:06:44] 郭长吗
[00:06:45] 你又上当了
[00:06:47] 这回你再追
[00:06:48] 说什么我也教你追不上
[00:06:53] 这个过程他真气的红了眼睛
[00:06:56] 不顾不屑在乎的追她
[00:06:59] 老方主治的
[00:07:02] 那冒坏水儿一回好使
[00:07:05] 第二回就失效了
[00:07:07] 在叫郭长达追上
[00:07:09] 性命难保啊
[00:07:12] 嗯
[00:07:13] 房书安脑子一转
[00:07:15] GE 想起件事儿
[00:07:17] 对我怎么王了
[00:07:20] 我那个老祖宗跟我说过
[00:07:24] 在颈关节要的时候
[00:07:26] 实在不可解了
[00:07:29] 就让我吹
[00:07:31] 不管吹多大
[00:07:33] 他拖着
[00:07:35] 我怎么把这茬给忘了
[00:07:37] 哎呀
[00:07:38] 内老头来没来呀
[00:07:40] 我的老祖宗啊
[00:07:43] 你要是来了
[00:07:44] 就能助我一臂之力
[00:07:47] 想着点儿
[00:07:48] 房书安浑身热血沸腾
[00:07:51] 万般极度
[00:07:52] 回头一看
[00:07:53] 过场拿到了
[00:07:56] 老方也真急了
[00:07:58] 听说是福不是祸
[00:08:01] 是祸躲不过呀
[00:08:03] 咱再试一回看看
[00:08:06] 上传把大脑的不呆站著
[00:08:11] 这一嗓子
[00:08:13] 把郭长达还真吓着了
[00:08:16] 老道一蹦多高啊
[00:08:18] 脸偏重
[00:08:20] 听说话传不出爱
[00:08:22] 有病啊
[00:08:23] 他是疯了
[00:08:26] 干嘛这么咋呼无力啊
[00:08:29] 你天真而往哪里走
[00:08:33] 你呆着
[00:08:35] 郭长达呀
[00:08:38] 真是给你脸不要脸
[00:08:41] 哎
[00:08:41] 刚才我说的话你记住没
[00:08:45] 我要没两下子我敢追你
[00:08:47] 不嗯
[00:08:49] 你分析分析
[00:08:52] 我要想追你我就有na ni 的办法
[00:08:57] 你死在眼前尚且不知
[00:09:01] 空为主门长啊
[00:09:05] 我说国产打压国产达呀
[00:09:10] 还用我跟你伸手吗
[00:09:13] 我离得你这么远
[00:09:15] 把巴掌一晃
[00:09:17] 我就给你来一下a
[00:09:20] 我让你知道知道方书安何许人也
[00:09:26] 你说什么你
[00:09:28] 咱俩离这么远
[00:09:29] 我就给你一巴掌
[00:09:30] 就能把你打个跟头
[00:09:32] 你信不信放狗臭屁
[00:09:37] 我常把嗷一声往前移动房书安
[00:09:41] 把眼睛给闭打卦
[00:09:45] 就这几张
[00:09:48] 你说神不神呢
[00:09:50] 房书安的手往前的一比
[00:09:54] 郭长达这脑门子是挨了重重一击啊
[00:10:02] 把郭常打打得眼前金星乱冒
[00:10:07] 脑袋嗡的一声
[00:10:08] 是阳面栽倒
[00:10:10] 量天尺也撒手
[00:10:14] 你看
[00:10:14] 揍得可不轻啊
[00:10:17] 方砖一看
[00:10:18] 我的妈呀
[00:10:19] 真行
[00:10:20] 哪一个老祖宗舅舅呢
[00:10:23] 我不会玩儿啊
[00:10:25] 老方高兴
[00:10:26] 左看右看
[00:10:29] 正在这时
[00:10:30] 树林里头转身出了个老头儿
[00:10:33] 一看正是帮忙的老祖宗
[00:10:37] 方砖赶紧跪下
[00:10:39] 我的老祖宗
[00:10:40] 我的亲祖宗
[00:10:42] 您是我的祖宗尖儿
[00:10:44] 老爷子又帮我的忙了起来
[00:10:47] 起来起来
[00:10:47] 哪那么多废话
[00:10:49] 耍什么贫嘴
[00:10:51] 还不过去把他拿住
[00:10:53] 哎
[00:10:54] 对了
[00:10:54] 我怎么把这茬忘了
[00:10:56] 要逃了我后悔一辈子
[00:10:59] 防川
[00:11:00] 赶紧过来
[00:11:02] 郭长达都起不来了
[00:11:04] 你说这一长揍的有多中啊
[00:11:07] 再看老方把它撕
[00:11:09] 涛姐给到蒋二密
[00:11:11] 把他胳膊给他捆上
[00:11:13] 也捆完了
[00:11:15] 郭长达也清醒过来了
[00:11:18] A 放出安吗
[00:11:21] 我跟你玩不了你
[00:11:23] 哼什么你
[00:11:25] 哼什么你
[00:11:26] 完了你
[00:11:28] 说完玩不了
[00:11:30] 别看郭长达俩胳膊捆上两条腿
[00:11:34] 好使百年腿
[00:11:39] 飞舞着双腿
[00:11:40] Pi 方砖
[00:11:42] 方砖还真的到不了境界
[00:11:45] 那个老头手里拿着
[00:11:47] 徐然在旁边看着
[00:11:48] 哎
[00:11:50] 也罢呀
[00:11:52] 人要临死之前
[00:11:54] 哪能老实的呢
[00:11:56] 小鸡儿临死还得抖了抖翅膀
[00:11:59] 墨鱼临死之前还得吐两口
[00:12:02] 莫嗨
[00:12:05] 别让你活受罪了
[00:12:08] 再看这老头
[00:12:09] 飞身已经跳过
[00:12:10] 长达身后
[00:12:11] 把双手伸出来
[00:12:14] 正好掐住郭长达的脑袋
[00:12:17] 拧坏了
[00:12:18] 嘎嘣
[00:12:19] 把大脖筋给拧断了
[00:12:23] 顿时
[00:12:23] 共产党员
[00:12:26] 脑子就当了
[00:12:29] 那还不当了
[00:12:31] Ma
[00:12:32] 就好像似死非死的这个样
[00:12:36] 两眼顿时无声
[00:12:38] 连话都说不出来了
[00:12:42] 方叔还在旁边呢吗
[00:12:44] 这老头儿可够狠的呀
[00:12:46] 你别看笑呵呵的鸟人这种re Lu Chi
[00:12:53] 你像那个
[00:12:53] 你心里想得了
[00:12:55] 他嘴里说出来了
[00:12:56] 让老头儿听见
[00:12:58] 方书安
[00:12:59] 你说我什么呢
[00:13:00] 我
[00:13:01] 我满嘴正喷粪呢
[00:13:03] 我
[00:13:04] 我高兴的不知道说什么好了
[00:13:07] 我
[00:13:07] 老爷子他怎么回事儿
[00:13:08] 铂金段了a
[00:13:11] 呢
[00:13:12] 能咽气不
[00:13:13] 那当然了
[00:13:14] 用不了几天他就归位
[00:13:17] 那怎么办呢
[00:13:18] 我还想装活呢
[00:13:20] 现在还行吧
[00:13:22] 现在交给开封府
[00:13:24] 问他什么他知道
[00:13:26] 说你看这多老实啊
[00:13:29] 省得你整半道他在跑了呢
[00:13:31] 你说你也是老祖宗
[00:13:35] 你
[00:13:35] 你在哪儿呆着呢
[00:13:37] 我怎么一点儿都不知道
[00:13:39] 废话
[00:13:41] 要叫你知道还算世外的高人吗
[00:13:45] 嗯
[00:13:46] 对
[00:13:46] 说的有理
[00:13:48] 老祖宗
[00:13:49] 您真够意思
[00:13:50] 你可帮我的大忙了
[00:13:53] 算啦
[00:13:55] 现在家里的人可能都等着你了
[00:13:59] 快点把它扛回开封府去吧
[00:14:03] 老头说着从怀里拿出个大口袋
[00:14:07] 把它装在里边
[00:14:08] 哎哟
[00:14:10] 你想的可真周到啊
[00:14:13] 就这样
[00:14:14] 房书安把郭长达装到口袋里
[00:14:18] 把这量天尺剪起来也搁到口袋里
[00:14:21] 把口袋嘴儿系上
[00:14:24] 黑老爷子
[00:14:26] 我还有个小小的要求
[00:14:29] 你怎么那么多要求啊
[00:14:31] 还什么事儿
[00:14:33] 当然啦
[00:14:35] 我要问您的真实姓名、家乡何处
[00:14:40] 你肯定不会告诉我
[00:14:42] 但是我呢
[00:14:44] 想请您跟我同时敢问开封府
[00:14:49] 渐渐
[00:14:49] 我们相爷因为你给帮了大忙了
[00:14:54] 包成下也不当面谢谢你我觉得对不起你老人家
[00:15:00] 好医好药
[00:15:01] 皇上在八王千岁都得见见面
[00:15:06] 老爷子
[00:15:07] 你赏个脸怎么样
[00:15:10] 跟我去一趟啊
[00:15:15] 书案呢
[00:15:16] 这么跟你说
[00:15:18] 也许我说的话你不爱听
[00:15:22] 包的人是不错
[00:15:24] 但他是人
[00:15:26] 他不是神
[00:15:28] 对吧
[00:15:30] 我重进包的人
[00:15:32] 但是
[00:15:34] 我不喜欢溜须当官儿了
[00:15:37] 哥
[00:15:38] 我到哪去了
[00:15:39] 包大人
[00:15:40] 挺高兴
[00:15:42] 哎
[00:15:42] 如何如何
[00:15:43] 表彰我几句我就高兴啦
[00:15:46] 我不是内行人
[00:15:48] 皇上
[00:15:49] 当然贵为至尊
[00:15:52] 八王千岁
[00:15:53] 异国D 太上皇
[00:15:55] 想接见我
[00:15:57] 我早上脸上就贴金了
[00:16:01] 这个我都不稀罕
[00:16:04] 还是那句话
[00:16:06] 我是野外之人
[00:16:09] 我不想贪恋功名富贵
[00:16:13] 要想当官
[00:16:14] 就不是今天这样
[00:16:17] 那么
[00:16:17] 我为什么要给你帮忙呢
[00:16:20] 绝非是拿你当屁股往上爬
[00:16:24] 你也不值当让我做梯子
[00:16:27] 你懂吗
[00:16:30] 我老爷子那我就不明白了
[00:16:33] 那您图什么呢
[00:16:35] 不有那么句话吗
[00:16:37] 无利不起早儿
[00:16:39] 对不对啊
[00:16:41] 我对你也没
[00:16:42] 嗯
[00:16:44] 对你也没什么好处
[00:16:45] 你又不欠我的情
[00:16:48] 那您这图什么
[00:16:52] 这一点
[00:16:54] 我可以奉告
[00:16:57] 你不了解内情
[00:17:00] 我呀
[00:17:00] 真欠你的钱
[00:17:03] China
[00:17:05] 你欠我的情对
[00:17:08] 我现在是为报恩而来
[00:17:11] 老a 有方书安丈二和尚摸不着脑袋了
[00:17:18] 其实话是怎么回事
[00:17:19] 我我什么时候教过他
[00:17:22] 哎呀
[00:17:22] 也背不住
[00:17:24] 但是想不起来了
[00:17:26] 老爷子
[00:17:27] 您不是跟我开玩笑吧啊
[00:17:30] 早说啊那
[00:17:32] 你不用瞎想啊
[00:17:34] 不是你直接对我有恩
[00:17:38] 有个人对我有恩
[00:17:41] 这个人跟你不分彼此
[00:17:46] 懂吗
[00:17:48] 那个人对我有恩
[00:17:50] 那个人跟你又不分彼此
[00:17:53] 我为了报答那个人
[00:17:55] 所以才给你帮忙啰嗦劲儿
[00:18:00] 我说那人是谁
[00:18:01] 无可奉告
[00:18:04] 将来见的你就清楚了
[00:18:07] 废话少说
[00:18:08] 快走吧
[00:18:11] 老爷子您不长脸
[00:18:13] 不跟我去
[00:18:14] 我觉得挺遗憾
[00:18:16] 那咱爷儿俩什么时候还能见面呢
[00:18:20] 嗯
[00:18:22] 也快
[00:18:24] 不过最近这个时期恐怕见不着面
[00:18:28] 我还有许多事需要办
[00:18:30] 老爷子那意思说咱俩现在就分手
[00:18:34] 对
[00:18:35] 王老爷
[00:18:36] 你可不对啊
[00:18:38] 现在就分手
[00:18:40] 这么老远
[00:18:42] 我什么时候能回到东京
[00:18:44] 万一半道冒出几个贼来
[00:18:47] 再把共产党给救走了
[00:18:50] 我咋办
[00:18:51] 虽然国昌达是飞人吗
[00:18:54] 那那就走
[00:18:55] 那也是个麻烦事儿
[00:18:57] 我
[00:18:58] 老爷子你还得给我保
[00:18:59] 保镖把我护送回去a
[00:19:04] 我放出来
[00:19:05] 你这脸皮可真够厚的
[00:19:07] 那怎么办
[00:19:07] 身上我没能耐呢
[00:19:10] 好的
[00:19:12] Ka
[00:19:13] 我在后面跟着
[00:19:14] 哎呀
[00:19:15] 对咱爷俩是边走边谈
[00:19:19] 说话间
[00:19:20] 方书安扛起锅长达
[00:19:23] 老头跟着直奔京城
[00:19:27] 这地方没人
[00:19:30] 就他俩谈话
[00:19:31] 声音还很低
[00:19:34] 早说啊
[00:19:35] 老想套这老头儿的画
[00:19:38] 梅老祖宗什么事儿
[00:19:43] 哎呀
[00:19:43] 真难哪
[00:19:45] 您看看这八王擂有多难呢
[00:19:49] 我们费了多大力尽
[00:19:52] 才救回霸王潜水
[00:19:55] 看来这帮贼真不好对付
[00:19:59] 您老人家给帮忙
[00:20:01] 各位英雄好汉出力
[00:20:04] 老天爷睁眼
[00:20:06] 神佛保佑
[00:20:08] 现在一片云彩才散啦
[00:20:13] 总算长出了一口气呀
[00:20:18] 老头一听了的
[00:20:20] 怎么
[00:20:21] 你认为呢
[00:20:23] 莲花冠的是已结束
[00:20:26] 往后就没事儿了
[00:20:27] 那还有什么大事儿啊哈哈哈
[00:20:32] 瞎子
[00:20:34] 你把事看得太简单了
[00:20:37] 我告诉你
[00:20:39] 这是耗子拉木锨
[00:20:42] 大头在后头呢
[00:20:45] 您的货都在后面积攒着呢
[00:20:50] 你不要高兴得太早啊啊
[00:20:53] 据我所知
[00:20:55] 人已经布下天罗地网
[00:20:59] 一步、两步
[00:21:00] 三步
[00:21:02] 都给你们准备好了
[00:21:04] 嫂子
[00:21:06] 你瞪起眼睛干吧
[00:21:09] 莲花冠算个什么呢
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