[00:00:00] 本字幕由腾讯音乐天琴实验室独家AI字幕技术生成 [00:00:00] 蒋介石提倡新生活运动 [00:00:06] 一时间搞得是乌烟瘴气 [00:00:11] 他底下的人领会的不一样 [00:00:15] 受益最多者就是那些警察 [00:00:21] 这回可有借口 [00:00:23] 谁不听话 [00:00:25] 就得扣一顶帽子 [00:00:27] 对抗新生活运动 [00:00:31] 这钱就哗哗哗就来吧a [00:00:35] 他们岂能错过发财的机会 [00:00:38] 那么在北京来说 [00:00:40] 丰泽园那是响当当 [00:00:44] 自然 [00:00:45] 他们不能放过 [00:00:48] 这一天 [00:00:50] 徐永海他们刚开门呼噜 [00:00:54] 寄了20 多号 [00:00:56] 都是警察 [00:00:57] 哪儿来的 [00:00:59] 前门外警察署的 [00:01:02] 一个个进来粗脖子 [00:01:03] 红脸 [00:01:05] 凝眉瞪眼 [00:01:06] 进来就找茬 [00:01:09] 你们经理呢 [00:01:11] 薛勇海 [00:01:12] 世代经理啊 [00:01:14] 我姓徐 [00:01:14] 我就是长官 [00:01:16] 有什么吩咐 [00:01:19] 杨主席提倡新生活 [00:01:22] 运动知道 [00:01:23] 马知道知道 [00:01:25] 你执行的怎么样 [00:01:27] A [00:01:29] 我双手拥护 [00:01:31] 我们正在执行 [00:01:33] 去执行什么呢 [00:01:36] 新生活运动 [00:01:38] 首先要爱国 [00:01:40] 爱国民政府 [00:01:43] 门前怎么不挂国旗啊 [00:01:46] 家家户户都得挂国旗 [00:01:49] 你们风格原本不刮 [00:01:52] 啊 [00:01:52] 是不敢不挂 [00:01:54] 刚准备好 [00:01:55] 还没等挂站 [00:01:57] 李白活着 [00:02:00] 哇哇 [00:02:01] 就一顿嘴巴子 [00:02:03] 徐永海捂着脸 [00:02:05] 长官 [00:02:05] 长官息怒 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我说怎么你们这客人不多呀 [00:07:52] 哎 [00:07:53] 最近买卖是不太好 [00:07:56] 哎呀 [00:07:57] 可惜呀 [00:07:57] 丰泽园这么大的名气 [00:08:00] 客人不怎么多 [00:08:02] 真是遗憾啊 [00:08:05] 你出去吧 [00:08:06] 没事儿 [00:08:07] 你别进来 [00:08:07] 哎呀 [00:08:08] 是是 [00:08:09] 您吃好有什么吩咐 [00:08:11] 只管教我们 [00:08:13] 就这么 [00:08:15] 曾经 [00:08:15] 唐退出去 [00:08:17] 有时候回来想看看菜量没量啊 [00:08:21] 需要热热不还需要什么不 [00:08:24] 你看这服务质量得好 [00:08:27] 他突然之间倒着门儿 [00:08:29] 这一听 [00:08:32] 这两个女人在这屋里的气的苦衷 [00:08:35] 消化啦 [00:08:37] 气氛互动 [00:08:38] 嘎嘎嘎嘎 [00:08:40] 发出淫笑的声音 [00:08:43] 他不是正经笑 [00:08:47] 企业就是愣 [00:08:49] 媳妇干嘛呢 [00:08:50] 这里头在理着 [00:08:51] 跟着呢 [00:08:53] 希腊哗啦的 [00:08:55] 看他俩的意思 [00:08:56] 挺稳重 [00:08:57] 不行 [00:08:59] 我得看个究竟 [00:09:01] 这俩女人不同寻常 [00:09:04] 他轻轻的搬了个凳子 [00:09:06] 瞪着J 凳子又上亮子 [00:09:09] 再商量往下看 [00:09:14] 换啊 [00:09:17] 这一看是又惊又可笑 [00:09:22] 闹了半天 [00:09:23] 这俩女人哪 [00:09:24] 把衣服全解开 [00:09:26] 露着胸脯 [00:09:28] 两个女人是又啃又亲 [00:09:31] 把钱的这个桌子碰的瞎啦 [00:09:33] 瞎啦 [00:09:34] 指甲 [00:09:35] 比男女之间还亲热 [00:09:43] 吸烟一看 [00:09:43] 这这怎么回事儿这是 [00:09:46] 哦 [00:09:46] 我明白了 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哎呀 [00:11:43] 长期一琢磨 [00:11:44] 坏了 [00:11:45] 别的屋是空的 [00:11:47] 要到这屋里来 [00:11:49] 推门一看 [00:11:50] 里头两个女人干这事儿 [00:11:53] 警察要瞅见这不就找着茬了 [00:11:57] 不但的罚 [00:11:58] 我们这俩人也好不了 [00:12:00] 怎么那么倒霉 [00:12:01] 来得这么巧 [00:12:04] 长期也不愿惹事儿 [00:12:07] 所以嘴里的答应着 [00:12:08] 喊了一嗓子 [00:12:10] 啊 [00:12:12] 长官来查房来了 [00:12:15] 打个招呼 [00:12:17] 那意思你俩别起哄了 [00:12:19] 赶紧把衣服穿好了 [00:12:20] 吃饭吧 [00:12:21] 要找倒霉 [00:12:22] 我们还得吃挂落 [00:12:25] 他这一喊不要紧 [00:12:26] 俩警察过来 [00:12:28] 别的屋都开着门帘儿 [00:12:29] 都挂着 [00:12:30] 没人儿直接奔这屋装一角 [00:12:34] 门劈开这会儿怎么回事儿 [00:12:36] 怎么还插门呢 [00:12:37] 有什么私立 [00:12:40] 这俩女人大概听着这声衣服都记好了 [00:12:45] 坐在那块儿 [00:12:46] 从容镇定 [00:12:48] 一点都没介意 [00:12:50] 你看警察进来这俩女人了呀 [00:12:55] 我老总怎么这么气儿不顺呢 [00:12:58] 干嘛呀 [00:13:00] 粗脖子红脸 [00:13:01] 不依不饶的来 [00:13:03] 坐下吧 [00:13:04] 陪我们姐俩喝两杯 [00:13:06] 今儿个也欢乐欢乐 [00:13:08] 走罢 [00:13:11] 这俩警察又黑 [00:13:13] 真漂亮 [00:13:16] 这两位是哪的 [00:13:17] 哎 [00:13:18] 一开始还不依不饶的装相 [00:13:21] 废话少说 [00:13:23] 有身份证拿出来 [00:13:25] 那个有证明 [00:13:27] 自然是有了 [00:13:28] 没有能上这儿来 [00:13:31] 皮包打个吧一起 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