[00:00:00] I Stayed Off Work Today - Jake Thackray
[00:00:07] I stayed off work all day the day I met you
[00:00:10] Darling and instead
[00:00:11] We spent the morning in the
[00:00:12] Park and the afternoon in bed
[00:00:14] But by the teatime we were hungry
[00:00:16] I went to shop for you
[00:00:18] The butcher took a fiver for
[00:00:19] A porterhouse for two
[00:00:21] I'll be blowed I'll be blowed
[00:00:23] The butcher was a twister
[00:00:25] I'll be damned I'll be damned
[00:00:26] He only gave us change of a quid
[00:00:29] I was done I was done:
[00:00:30] The porterhouse was brisket
[00:00:32] He says: 'Open up your eyes ' he says
[00:00:34] "And learn to do as I did "
[00:00:36] 'Open up your eyes ' he says
[00:00:37] 'And learn to do as I did '
[00:00:39] They can do me do me
[00:00:40] Darling; I have nothing else to lose
[00:00:42] Him and his poxy porterhouse
[00:00:44] Can cheat me if they choose
[00:00:46] They can do me do me do me
[00:00:48] Do me darling as they do;
[00:00:49] The pussyfooting butcherman
[00:00:50] Would laugh aloud if he knew
[00:00:53] That since you took my eyes
[00:00:54] They do not do as others' do
[00:01:03] The day before your birthday
[00:01:05] I was miserably broke
[00:01:07] Mooching up a ginnel
[00:01:08] When this military bloke
[00:01:10] Comes up and says he'll
[00:01:11] Give us a sub to buy a flower or two for you
[00:01:14] He hands me down a
[00:01:15] Shilling and I signs an I O U
[00:01:17] I'll be blowed I'll be blowed
[00:01:18] The soldier was a scoundrel
[00:01:21] I'll be damned I'll be damned
[00:01:22] And the shilling was a dud
[00:01:24] I was done I was done:
[00:01:26] I'd joined the sodding army
[00:01:27] 'With a rifle in your hand ' he says
[00:01:30] 'You'll do as everyone would
[00:01:31] A rifle in your hand and you
[00:01:33] Will do as everyone would '
[00:01:34] They can do me do me darling;
[00:01:36] I have nothing else to lose
[00:01:38] Him and his piffling rifle can
[00:01:40] Dragoon me if they choose
[00:01:42] They can do me do me darling
[00:01:43] They can do me as they do;
[00:01:45] The scoundrel of a
[00:01:46] Corporal would chuckle if he knew
[00:01:49] That since you held my
[00:01:50] Hand it does not do as others' do
[00:01:59] I was trained at scaling
[00:02:00] Obstacles and marching every day
[00:02:02] I got good enough to scale
[00:02:04] The barracks wall and march away
[00:02:06] But the bloodhounds came
[00:02:07] And got me and they said if I confessed
[00:02:09] The justice of the peace would
[00:02:11] Smile on me and do his best
[00:02:13] I'll be blowed I'll be blowed
[00:02:14] The magistrate was bogey
[00:02:16] I'll be damned I'll be damned
[00:02:18] He usually gave a year or two
[00:02:20] I was done I was done:
[00:02:21] He did his best and gave me twenty
[00:02:23] 'With a chain about your feet ' he says
[00:02:25] 'You'll do as others do
[00:02:27] A chain about your feet ' he says
[00:02:29] 'Now do as others do '
[00:02:30] They can do me do me darling;
[00:02:32] I have nothing else to lose
[00:02:34] Him and his pettifoggery
[00:02:36] Can shackle me if they choose
[00:02:37] They can do me do me do me
[00:02:39] Do me darling as they do;
[00:02:41] The tricky old juridical would snicker if he knew
[00:02:44] That since you kissed my feet
[00:02:46] They do not do as others' do
[00:02:55] A bishop came to see me as
[00:02:57] I languished in the cell;
[00:02:58] Give us a blessing and asked
[00:03:00] If I was short of anything else
[00:03:02] And I said that I was thirsty
[00:03:03] So he went and got a cup;
[00:03:05] Looks at me and nods and
[00:03:07] I politely drink it up
[00:03:09] I'll be blowed I'll be blowed
[00:03:10] The bishop was a rascal
[00:03:12] I'll be damned I'll be damned
[00:03:14] And him a bishop if you please
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