[00:00:00] He's Getting Judged Like an Idiot - Dirty Dike/Ronnie Bosh [00:00:00] Written by:James Walton/Gareth Davies/David Pilcher [00:00:00] Ladies and gentlemen [00:00:03] Introducing the all time failure of the world [00:00:11] Standing at a towering 5 foot 11 [00:00:15] Weighting at 10 stone 1 ounce [00:00:19] The Dirty Dikestar [00:00:23] He's getting judged like an idiot [00:00:26] He's getting judged like an idiot [00:00:29] He's getting judged like an idiot [00:00:31] Sitting by the mirror singing f**k life [00:00:32] I live with it [00:00:34] He's getting judged like an idiot [00:00:37] He's getting judged like an idiot [00:00:39] He's getting judged like an idiot [00:00:41] Sitting by the mirror singing f**k life [00:00:43] I live with it [00:00:44] He just sits about scribbling stuff [00:00:46] Twiddling thumbs [00:00:47] And wishing for some lyrics to come [00:00:49] But he's torn by getting pissed [00:00:51] And sniffing his drugs [00:00:52] He's beyond the point of listening [00:00:53] And isn't in love [00:00:54] So he's cold like the winter frost [00:00:56] Set the gimmicks off [00:00:57] He's getting old letting go of the things he was [00:01:00] He thinks the city's [00:01:01] What's making it hassle [00:01:03] Coc*ine papers scraping the barrel [00:01:05] A chase for the same state of patience [00:01:07] He bites his lip [00:01:08] And tries to live a little less [00:01:10] Like a violent prick [00:01:11] Feeling stressed when the silence hits [00:01:13] Feeling every bit of time with [00:01:14] A line of something nice to sip [00:01:16] He's limitless [00:01:17] He's getting judged like an idiot [00:01:19] Pubs by the million [00:01:20] Drunk like an invalid [00:01:21] Governed by the skunk piling [00:01:23] Slumped by the mirror [00:01:24] Singing f**k another lifestyle [00:01:24] I love life and live with it [00:01:27] He's getting judged like an idiot [00:01:30] He's getting judged like an idiot [00:01:33] He's getting judged like an idiot [00:01:34] Sitting by the mirror singing f**k life [00:01:36] I live with it [00:01:37] He's getting judged like an idiot [00:01:41] He's getting judged like an idiot [00:01:43] He's getting judged like an idiot [00:01:45] Sitting by the mirror singing f**k life [00:01:47] I live with it [00:01:48] I write a song and block it out [00:01:49] I'm not trying to watch my mouth [00:01:50] I'm just trying to shot an album [00:01:51] And trying not to gout [00:01:53] I'm a lying rotten scounge [00:01:54] That's why I'm not about [00:01:55] Like this bow is saying f**k it [00:01:57] I'ma write it off and bounce [00:01:58] I'm a dying croc of sand [00:02:00] Proud lying with a pen and pad [00:02:01] Empty bag of wines while [00:02:02] I'm trying it with any slag [00:02:04] And I admit that I'm a prick [00:02:06] And I'd like a crib [00:02:07] But everytime I'm stip [00:02:07] I'm gonna have a trouble finding it [00:02:09] And every chick [00:02:10] I love is either backward or perfect [00:02:12] Or perfectly backward [00:02:13] Or naturally worth it [00:02:14] I'm naturally swerved sh*t [00:02:16] And act like a dick [00:02:17] And get treated like a twat [00:02:18] 'Cause I actually deserve it [00:02:20] Hermit [00:02:20] Did your first gig and got nervous [00:02:22] Spat your f**king dummy [00:02:24] Out the pram like smurf did [00:02:25] Man it's nothing funny [00:02:26] But I'm cracking up whatever [00:02:28] Spastic f**k a jocker like you're [00:02:29] Acting under pressure [00:02:30] He's getting judged like an idiot [00:02:34] He's getting judged like an idiot [00:02:37] He's getting judged like an idiot [00:02:38] Sitting by the mirror singing f**k life [00:02:40] I live with it [00:02:41] He's getting judged like an idiot [00:02:45] He's getting judged like an idiot [00:02:47] He's getting judged like an idiot [00:02:49] Sitting by the mirror singing f**k life [00:02:51] I live with it [00:02:52] He's getting judged like an idiot [00:02:55] He's getting judged like an idiot [00:02:58] He's getting judged like an idiot [00:03:00] Sitting by the mirror singing f**k life