[00:00:00] The Pot & Kettle - The Rumjacks
[00:00:01] Written by：Francis McLaughlin
[00:00:33] One smoky day in a darkened scullery
[00:00:36] Done by the river in a factory town
[00:00:39] Where bad things happen  the walls are dripping
[00:00:41] And the ghosts are flittin' frae the cold hard ground
[00:00:44] A pot  kettle on the hob were settled
[00:00:46] A hissin' their patter so bilious cruel
[00:00:49] An away matter o' clout  claterin'
[00:00:51] Battlin' wits in a hideous duel
[00:00:59] Lids a rattlin' belching steam
[00:01:01] Life ain't nothing but a fevered dream
[00:01:04] You're a lowly villain
[00:01:05] You're a terrible liar
[00:01:06] But were both here cooking on the same old fire
[00:01:09] Guts a bubbling belching steam
[00:01:11] Life ain't nothing but a fevered dream
[00:01:14] You're a chanty pot
[00:01:15] And you're a shite for brains
[00:01:17] But were both here hanging on the same old chains
[00:01:24] I've roasted a wealth of exotic things
[00:01:27] All torn to ribbons at the hands of kings
[00:01:29] Polished copper how I proudly shone
[00:01:32] Stealing the fire of the blazing sun
[00:01:34] Ye've boilt nae mair'n 'em old soup bones
[00:01:37] I've boilt the tea for them stately homes
[00:01:39] I were rattled like a drum each hogmanay
[00:01:42] Then scrubbed tea the devil on the follwin' day
[00:01:50] Lids a rattlin' belching steam
[00:01:52] Life ain't nothing but a fevered dream
[00:01:55] You're a lowly villain
[00:01:56] You're a terrible liar
[00:01:57] But were both here cooking on the same old fire
[00:02:00] Guts a bubbling belching steam
[00:02:02] Life ain't nothing but a fevered dream
[00:02:05] You're a chanty pot
[00:02:06] And you're a shite for brains
[00:02:07] But were both here hanging on the same old chains
[00:02:36] Lids a rattlin' belching steam
[00:02:38] Life ain't nothing but a fevered dream
[00:02:41] You're a lowly villain
[00:02:42] You're a terrible liar
[00:02:43] But were both here cooking on the same old fire
[00:02:46] Guts a bubbling belching steam
[00:02:48] Life ain't nothing but a fevered dream
[00:02:51] You're a chanty pot
[00:02:52] And you're a shite for brains
[00:02:53] But were both here hanging on the same old chains
[00:02:56] O kettle yer metal is a terrible hue
[00:02:59] Riddled wi' holes cannae hold yer brew
[00:03:01] Yer lids all crooked  yer sides bashed in
[00:03:04] It'll no be long afore ye see the bin
[00:03:06] Pot your not so bright as me
[00:03:09] A hags old cauldron is all you'd be
[00:03:11] You reek o' gruel  your enone too young
[00:03:14] Fit for to carry but the peels  dung
[00:03:17] Lids a rattlin' belching steam
[00:03:19] Life ain't nothing but a fevered dream
[00:03:22] You're a lowly villain
[00:03:23] You're a terrible liar
[00:03:24] But were both here cooking on the same old fire
[00:03:27] Guts a bubbling belching steam
[00:03:29] Life ain't nothing but a fevered dream
[00:03:32] You're an old piss bucket
[00:03:33] You're a dented can
[00:03:34] But we're neither as black as that roasting pan
[00:03:38] Lids a rattlin' belching steam
[00:03:40] Life ain't nothing but a fevered dream
[00:03:42] You're a lowly villain
[00:03:43] You're a terrible liar
[00:03:45] But were both here cooking on the same old fire
[00:03:48] Guts a bubbling belching steam
[00:03:50] Life ain't nothing but a fevered dream
[00:03:53] You're a chanty pot
[00:03:54] And you're a shite for brains
[00:03:55] But were both here hanging on the same old chains
[00:04:18] Lids a rattlin' belching steam
[00:04:21] Life ain't nothing but a fevered dream
[00:04:23] You're a lowly villain
[00:04:25] You're a terrible liar
[00:04:26] But were both here cooking on the same old fire
[00:04:29] Guts a bubbling belching steam
[00:04:31] Life ain't nothing but a fevered dream
[00:04:34] You're a chanty pot
[00:04:35] And you're a shite for brains
[00:04:36] But were both here hanging on the same old chains
[00:04:39] Lids a rattlin' belching steam
[00:04:41] Life ain't nothing but a fevered dream
[00:04:44] You're a lowly villain
[00:04:46] You're a terrible liar
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