My Band (我的乐队) (Explicit) - D-12 // I don't know dude 我不知道 伙计 I think everyone's all jealous and sh*t cuz I'm like the lead singer of a band dude 我想每个人都会嫉妒 因为我喜欢乐队的主唱 And I think everyone's got a f**kin problem with me dude 我想每个人都会对我的乐队有疑问 And they need to take it up with me after the show 在这个表演之后他们需要与我一起狂欢 Because 因为 These chicks don't even know the name of my band 这些小人物甚至不知道我的乐队的名字 But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands 但他们都在期待我 好像他们想与我握手 Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man 因为一旦我开唱他们知道我会成名 All because I'm the lead singer of my band 全都是因为我是乐队的主唱 So I get off stage right and drop the mic 所以我就下舞台 丢掉麦克风 Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like 走向热迷们 我很喜欢这样 "What's up ladies' my name's Slim Shady" 你好女士 我叫Slim Shady I'm the lead singer in D12 baby 我是乐队的主唱 They're all like "Oh my god it's him" 他们好像在说 上帝啊 原来是他 "Becky oh my f**kin' god it's Eminem" 天呐 那是Eminem "I swear to f**kin god dude you f**kin rock" 我断言要与你们一起摇滚 "Please won't you please let me suck your cock" 你不想吗 请让我成为你们的骄傲 And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous 其余的伙计们开始嫉妒 Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas 特别是当我鼓动节拍唱我的原版时 All the chicks start yellin'' all the hot babes 所有的小人物们开始呼喊 Throw their bras and their shirt and their panties on stage 在舞台上扔掉他们的衣服他们的裤子 So like every single night they pick a fight with me 就像每天晚上他们选择一个与我一起狂欢 But when we fight it's kinda like sealin rivalry 但当我开始 好像引起了竞争 Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me 因为他们回到舞台第二天晚上和我在一起 Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me 伙计我觉得你是在尝试着夺走我的光环 Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me 昨天Kuniva试着用刀子指向我 Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be 因为我告诉他Jessica将会是我的妻子 This rock star sh*t' it's the life for me 摇滚明星是我的生活 And all the other guys just despise me be 其他的那伙计们都在鄙视我 These chicks don't even know the name of my band 这些小人物甚至不知道我的乐队的名字 But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands 但他们都在期待我 好像他们想与我握手 Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man 因为一旦我开唱他们知道我会成名 All because I'm the lead singer of my band 全都是因为我是乐队的主唱 My band 这是我的乐队 My band 这是我的乐队 My band 这是我的乐队 My band 这是我的乐队 My band 这是我的乐队 My band 这是我的乐队 My band 这是我的乐队 My band 这是我的乐队 My band 这是我的乐队 You just wanna see a ni**a backwards don't you 你只想看到黑人在你身后 不是吗 Hey dad how come we don't rap on proto 怎能来到这儿不唱原版呢 Smash these vocals and do a performance 粉碎这些声音 办一个表演 But we in the van and he in a tour bus 但是我们在货车上 他在旅游巴士上 You don't want my autograph' yous a liar 你不想要我的签名你撒谎 And no I'm Swift (oh I thought you was Kuniva) 我是Swift 还以为你是 Kuniva What the hell is wrong with that dressing room 更衣室发生了什么 Cuz my sh*t is lookin smaller than a decimal 因为我的话语看起来比小数还轻 See I know how to rap' see it's simple but 我知道如何说唱 这很简单的 All I did was read a Russell Simmons book 我曾读过Russell Simmons的书籍 So I'm more intect' tryna get on the map 所以我更能完全说出那地图 Doin' jumpin jacks whilin' get whipped on my back 开始跳跃吧 在我后面摇摆吧 Look at Em little punk a** thinkin' he the sh*t 看看无知的人 认为他很糟糕 Yeah I know man find himself takin on a flick 我知道他发现自己轻松地说着 Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue 我以为我们曾在DJ 接受采访 You gonna be late for soundcheck 你会因声带检查迟到 Man I ain't goin' to soundcheck 我不会去那儿的 But our mics are screwed up and his always sound best 但我们的兄弟振作起来了 他的声音听起来总是那么好 You know what man I'ma say somethin 你知道我说的什么 Hey yo Em // Man no 我以为你会告诉他发生了什么 I thought you bout to tell him off' what's up 当我觉得该闭嘴时 我会告诉他 Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it' man shut up 你甚至不会帮我壮壮胆 当我们全体上场时 And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crew 当我想要与你谈论时 When I was bout to talk right after you 我发誓 I swear' I swear man 这些小人物甚至不知道我的乐队的名字 These chicks don't even know the name of my band 但他们都在期待我 好像他们想与我握手 But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands 因为一旦我开唱他们知道我会成名 Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man 全都是因为我是乐队的主唱 All because I'm the lead singer of my band 他们说主唱在摇滚 但整个乐队没有 They say the lead singers rock' but the group does not 曾经我们在竞技场卖艺 来取悦人们 Once we sold out arenas to the amusement park 我要让全世界知道考验很火热 I'm gonna let the world know that proof is hot 当音乐开始时我应该拔掉麦克风 I should cut his mic off when the musics starts 准备好与粉丝互动 Ready to snap on a dumbass fan 每次我听到 伙计我喜欢你的乐队 Every time i hear (Hey dude I love your band) 我们不是糟糕的乐队 我们不需要装备 We ain't a band b**ch we don't play instruments 所以为何他有9成 而我们只有1成 So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent 这些伙计可以找到每一个区号 And these guys they can find every area code 坏女人 做你自己吧 B**ch carry your own 无法这样上台 我需要安全 Can't make it to the stage' security in my way 你是谁 奥比奖和竞投系统在哪 (Who the f**k are you Where's Obie and Dre ) 我厌倦了这个团体 ***dammit I'm sick of this group 我该单干 做出一些成绩 Time for me to go solo and make some loop 我告诉你 我要摇摆 自己谱写所有的说唱 I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps 直到Kon Artis使我遭受撞击 Till Kon Artis slipped me some crack 让自己沉浸在音乐里 我是幕后主唱 Lose Yourself video I was in the back 超人视频 我是幕后主演 Superman video I was in the back 对于媒体我有些意见 F**k the media' I got some suggestions Marshall会问我们一些问题 F**k Marshall' ask us the questions 就像在D12 我们那样开始一样 Like who's D12' how we get started 那么Eminem呢 (What about Eminem ) 坏女人 你反应很慢吗 B**ch are you retarded 我总是乐队里最受欢迎的歌手 Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group 坏女人我觉得我很可爱 Big a** stomache' b**ches think I'm cute 50人告诉我做仰卧起坐来让他们着迷 50 told me to do situps to get buff 我在这儿待了两个半月 我难以振奋 I did two and a half and then I couldn't get up D12 我退出这乐队 F**k D12' I'm outta this band 我要与真正的Roxanne在一起 I'm gonna start a group with the real Roxanne 女孩为何你看不见你是我的唯一 Girl why can't you see your the only one for me 只是让我的翘臀分裂 来了解你不知道的我的乐队