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[00:00:01] 傅总
[00:00:02] 寨主
[00:00:02] 电光侠
[00:00:04] 名字叫李世坤
[00:00:08] 这里是宽
[00:00:09] 有个绰号叫李大炮
[00:00:12] 他是山东德州人
[00:00:15] 山东人的气儿就粗
[00:00:19] 所以呢
[00:00:20] 说话的声也高
[00:00:22] 李大炮
[00:00:23] 李大炮呢
[00:00:25] 说出话跟放炮差不多少
[00:00:28] 可是振振有词
[00:00:31] 反驳老寨主肖双、肖凤
[00:00:36] 他越说越来劲儿
[00:00:38] 吐沫星子直喷
[00:00:41] 我说大侠
[00:00:44] 不是我们反对
[00:00:47] 就因为你站到圣婴一边
[00:00:49] 叫人不服
[00:00:52] 你不必逼我们总辖大寨主从我这儿说就通不过
[00:01:00] 想叫我们大债主认罪
[00:01:02] 没门
[00:01:03] 我说各位
[00:01:04] 你们说呢
[00:01:05] 对
[00:01:06] 赞成
[00:01:07] 赞成
[00:01:08] 跟着起哄
[00:01:12] 小双一开花
[00:01:16] 你们要造反哪
[00:01:18] 肖双内脾气也是火爆的脾气
[00:01:23] 冷不丁往前一窜
[00:01:25] 到了电光侠
[00:01:26] 李大炮进钱
[00:01:28] 扬起巴掌的哇
[00:01:33] 就一个嘴巴子
[00:01:36] 他那个手跟咱们一般人可不一样
[00:01:39] 铁砂掌
[00:01:41] 那笑声能请得了
[00:01:45] 这个电光侠呢
[00:01:46] 没留神
[00:01:49] 离得又那么近
[00:01:51] 正在这儿讲着白话呢
[00:01:53] 没想到老头突然给他一巴掌
[00:01:57] 所以躲闪不及
[00:01:59] 这下笑得结结实实的
[00:02:01] 好怕呀
[00:02:04] 扑通把他打个跟头
[00:02:08] 等他起来之后
[00:02:09] 觉着脸上发木
[00:02:12] 这嘴里头多了点儿什么
[00:02:14] 用舌头一舔
[00:02:15] 喷出来了
[00:02:16] 掉了一颗槽牙
[00:02:18] 哎呀
[00:02:18] 哈哈哈
[00:02:20] 你敢打我
[00:02:21] 我跟你拼了
[00:02:25] 拽出大保健就想玩儿命
[00:02:30] 飞天玉虎蒋伯芳一看
[00:02:33] 把亮银盘龙棍100撑就过来了
[00:02:36] 干什么
[00:02:37] 我看你懂
[00:02:40] 你要敢碰老侠客一根汗毛
[00:02:44] 我就要你的命
[00:02:46] 哪个不服
[00:02:47] 过来
[00:02:49] 蒋波方
[00:02:50] 那就真疼
[00:02:53] 群贼一看
[00:02:55] 我在这
[00:02:58] 双方是僵持不下
[00:03:00] 剑拔弩张
[00:03:03] 突然
[00:03:04] 这个气氛就变了
[00:03:08] 这孙建章你看你这这
[00:03:10] 这怎么办呢
[00:03:13] 说大舅哥不敢
[00:03:16] 说李世宽
[00:03:17] 李世宽向着自己
[00:03:21] 你说能说他不对吗
[00:03:23] 这
[00:03:23] 这他是左右为难
[00:03:27] 还得说他D
[00:03:29] 左右手那位智囊军师上官清
[00:03:34] 上官清一看呢
[00:03:36] 赶紧过来了
[00:03:37] 无量天尊
[00:03:38] 哎
[00:03:39] 别别别别别别中为消消气儿
[00:03:41] 各让一步
[00:03:43] 五爷
[00:03:45] 您大人办大事
[00:03:48] 大笔写大字儿啊
[00:03:51] 您是英雄啊
[00:03:53] 应该胸宽似海
[00:03:56] 您归做好不好
[00:03:58] 这个事儿咱们和平解决
[00:04:01] 电光侠
[00:04:02] 算了算了算了
[00:04:04] 干什么玩命啊
[00:04:06] 不就挨了个嘴巴骂
[00:04:08] 谁打的你老债主
[00:04:11] 他是咱们债主
[00:04:12] D 大舅哥冲着大债主的份上
[00:04:16] 你也不要计较此事
[00:04:18] 做做做做做做
[00:04:20] 爱去坐坐
[00:04:24] 老大说话有分量
[00:04:27] 这电光侠气的
[00:04:29] 哎
[00:04:32] 把宝剑还匣坐下来
[00:04:35] He 起嘴巴这个疼啊
[00:04:37] 掉颗槽牙
[00:04:38] 能不疼吗
[00:04:40] 他暗气暗憋
[00:04:43] 铁背苍龙
[00:04:44] 孙建章
[00:04:46] 也打圆场
[00:04:48] 大哥大哥别生气
[00:04:49] 大哥做做也大
[00:04:51] 有是什么好商量
[00:04:55] 怎么一说啊
[00:04:56] 肖双
[00:04:57] 肖凤谷这才归坐
[00:04:59] 哎
[00:04:59] 气氛为之一变
[00:05:02] 又缓和下来了
[00:05:06] 就见上官清
[00:05:08] 站在众人面前
[00:05:10] 无量天尊
[00:05:14] 各位啊
[00:05:15] 我看这个事儿好解决
[00:05:18] 老寨主
[00:05:19] 你也别生气
[00:05:21] 五爷
[00:05:22] 你也别穿火
[00:05:25] 我们山寨的人呢
[00:05:27] 也要心平气和
[00:05:30] 频道想了个主意
[00:05:32] 叫两全其美之策
[00:05:36] 环保
[00:05:36] 大伙儿都心平气和的把这事儿解决了
[00:05:42] 孙建章知道
[00:05:44] 这智囊点子最多不过了
[00:05:48] 大爷
[00:05:48] 您快说说
[00:05:50] 怎么能够和平解决呢
[00:05:53] 哈哈哈哈
[00:05:56] 但是我也是馊主意
[00:05:58] 说的不一定对
[00:06:00] 老寨主
[00:06:02] 您看我说好呢
[00:06:05] 还是不说好呢
[00:06:08] 她征求肖双的意见
[00:06:11] 肖双支的这牛鼻子老道鬼点子最多
[00:06:15] 早就听说了
[00:06:18] 那就请讲吧
[00:06:19] 好
[00:06:22] 我看哪
[00:06:23] 各说各的理
[00:06:26] 公说公有理
[00:06:28] 婆说婆有理
[00:06:31] 是不是呢
[00:06:32] 就是说这个找一个清官来解决这个事儿
[00:06:37] 恐怕也解决不了
[00:06:40] 三巴掌拍不响
[00:06:42] 是从两来莫怪一方对不对呢
[00:06:47] 我老寨主
[00:06:48] 我可不敢说您不对啊
[00:06:50] 您偏听偏信了
[00:06:53] 您听了圣婴一面之词
[00:06:57] 声音能说他不对吗
[00:07:00] 13 省总镖局的人能说他不对吗
[00:07:04] 当然没理儿
[00:07:06] 他也得着理儿
[00:07:08] 这不明摆着呢吗
[00:07:10] 震八方
[00:07:11] 临时配成了残疾人
[00:07:14] 两条腿活生生叫圣婴
[00:07:16] D 刀给剁下去
[00:07:18] 惨不忍睹啊
[00:07:21] 城市君的二龙山
[00:07:22] 好好的给平了
[00:07:25] 有家难奔
[00:07:26] 有国难投
[00:07:29] 别急
[00:07:30] 将方程先打死
[00:07:34] 到现在尸首都找不着
[00:07:37] 总而言之
[00:07:37] 言而总之
[00:07:39] 你说这事儿声音都对
[00:07:42] 哎
[00:07:44] 就是圣经不含
[00:07:47] 话也不能那么说
[00:07:49] 当然了
[00:07:51] 我们总辖大寨主一时脑袋发热
[00:07:54] 派贾盛经理是唐进北京皇宫杀人越货
[00:08:00] 这个做的也不算对
[00:08:04] 也不算对
[00:08:05] 后果相当严重
[00:08:08] 那么圣婴呢
[00:08:09] 找到冲天倒也不算不对
[00:08:13] 因为是牵连着他
[00:08:14] 她能不找吗
[00:08:16] 听说圣婴一家子还押到刑部大牢
[00:08:20] 这事儿不解决了
[00:08:22] 一家人难以团聚
[00:08:26] 因此
[00:08:26] 这个是错综复杂
[00:08:29] 可怎么解决呢
[00:08:31] 咱们双方都互不让步
[00:08:35] 因此
[00:08:35] 频道有个拙见
[00:08:38] 呃
[00:08:38] 准备一座擂台吧
[00:08:40] 擂台啊
[00:08:43] 咱们比武斗输赢
[00:08:46] 咱们比方说
[00:08:48] 总镖局的人把我们赢了
[00:08:51] 我们服输认罪
[00:08:54] 就按老债主所谈
[00:08:57] 呃
[00:08:58] 把凶手献出去
[00:09:00] 国宝献出去
[00:09:02] 我们总辖大寨主
[00:09:04] 自行投手到岸
[00:09:06] 去打官司
[00:09:08] 好汉做事好汉担
[00:09:09] 骂掉脑袋没有喊冤
[00:09:13] 那么比方说我们冲天岛的人赢了
[00:09:17] 恐怕13 省总镖局也得让步吧
[00:09:20] 嗯
[00:09:22] 呃
[00:09:22] 不知道我出这主意你们能不能接受
[00:09:27] 要能接受咱接茬往下谈
[00:09:32] 对呀
[00:09:34] 肖双真没想到这牛逼的老道
[00:09:37] 真有点子
[00:09:38] 要立擂解决输赢
[00:09:43] 哎
[00:09:43] 他出这主意
[00:09:45] 你别说没有道理
[00:09:47] 事到如今
[00:09:48] 逼的这不也只好如此
[00:09:53] 但萧霜啊
[00:09:54] 它毕竟不是总镖局的人
[00:09:57] 他得征求蒋伯芳的意见
[00:10:00] 回头问飞天玉虎
[00:10:02] 姑爷
[00:10:04] 你看蒋伯芳什么都不在乎
[00:10:08] 蹭就站起来
[00:10:12] 我说道
[00:10:12] 耶
[00:10:14] 您是上官清不睬政事频道
[00:10:19] 方才你说厉累解决争端
[00:10:22] 我同意
[00:10:23] 我同意
[00:10:24] 就这么定了
[00:10:26] 哈哈哈哈哈
[00:10:27] 无良佛五爷
[00:10:31] 我说句话您别不爱听啊
[00:10:33] 您不是圣经
[00:10:36] 您能拍板定案吗
[00:10:38] 废话
[00:10:40] 我虽然不是我师兄
[00:10:42] 我代表13 省总镖局的人来的
[00:10:46] 我是我三哥的全权代表
[00:10:48] 当然能拍板定案
[00:10:51] 嗯
[00:10:52] 好好好好
[00:10:55] 这个各位都听见啦
[00:10:57] 蒋五爷代表昆仑侠胜英拍板定案了
[00:11:01] 好嘞
[00:11:02] 一言九顶旧历类解决争端
[00:11:06] 行
[00:11:07] 就这么定了
[00:11:09] 一言出口驷马难追
[00:11:11] 好嘞好嘞好嘞好嘞
[00:11:13] 五爷
[00:11:15] 刚才我说了
[00:11:17] 擂台上赌斗输赢
[00:11:20] 三战两胜为赢
[00:11:24] 这话你懂得
[00:11:25] 何为三战两胜为赢
[00:11:27] 你看比方说啊
[00:11:30] 3 :3 场
[00:11:32] 你们总镖局的人胜了两场
[00:11:35] 那显而易见
[00:11:36] 你们赢了
[00:11:37] 我们输了
[00:11:39] 返回来说
[00:11:41] 三战两胜
[00:11:42] 我们剩了两阵
[00:11:44] 你们胜了一阵
[00:11:45] 你们输了
[00:11:47] 这这个账谁都会算
[00:11:49] 以此类推
[00:11:51] 当然
[00:11:52] 我说的意思不只是非得三阵赌输赢
[00:11:57] 也许石阵
[00:11:58] 也许20 镇
[00:12:00] 那么谁胜地震多
[00:12:02] 那谁就算赢呗
[00:12:03] 以此类推
[00:12:07] 那么五爷
[00:12:07] 我问你
[00:12:08] 比方说三战两胜
[00:12:11] 我们赢了
[00:12:13] 你们总镖局怎么办
[00:12:16] 哈哈哈哈
[00:12:18] 这不好办骂
[00:12:20] 如果我们总镖局bye 了
[00:12:24] 我敢这么说
[00:12:26] 预习我们不要了
[00:12:29] 凶犯我们不纠了
[00:12:33] 我和我三哥到北京到案打官司
[00:12:36] 替你们掉脑袋
[00:12:39] T
[00:12:39] 你们抄家灭门
[00:12:41] 你看怎么样
[00:12:42] 哎
[00:12:42] 好哎
[00:12:42] 好好好
[00:12:44] 五爷够意思
[00:12:45] 够意思
[00:12:47] 我相信你
[00:12:48] 说出话来决不能更改
[00:12:50] 废话
[00:12:51] 姓蒋的是顶天立地男子汉
[00:12:55] 说话一定算数
[00:12:57] 大伙儿可以做个见证
[00:13:00] 老侠客
[00:13:01] 老寨主
[00:13:02] 你听见了吧
[00:13:05] 话说一句
[00:13:06] 可不能反悔啊
[00:13:09] 肖泷心说
[00:13:11] 这是够严重的
[00:13:13] 这蒋伯芳年轻气盛的
[00:13:17] 弓拉得太满了
[00:13:20] 昆仑侠胜英
[00:13:22] 赞成不赞成还在两可之间
[00:13:25] 但是蒋伯芳说了
[00:13:27] 他是全权代表
[00:13:28] 他代表圣婴
[00:13:30] 说出这话
[00:13:31] 收不回来喽
[00:13:34] 这就叫说出的话
[00:13:36] 泼出去的水
[00:13:38] 那水泼出去能收回来吗
[00:13:40] 这一个道理啊
[00:13:43] 好吧
[00:13:44] 我同意
[00:13:46] 老大一听
[00:13:47] 满意了
[00:13:47] 哈哈哈
[00:13:49] 既然都同意的话
[00:13:51] 咱怎么办
[00:13:52] 这个擂台啊
[00:13:54] 既不舍的南京
[00:13:57] 也不能射到冲天岛
[00:13:59] 那都不公平
[00:14:02] 贫道的主意设在望海山庄
[00:14:07] 望海山庄啊
[00:14:09] 离着海边三里地
[00:14:12] 那个阵子很大
[00:14:14] 阵子中心有座庙
[00:14:16] 叫海神庙
[00:14:18] 咱不妨把这个擂台命名为海神类
[00:14:23] 好不好嗯
[00:14:25] 从现在算吧
[00:14:27] 这一天两天嗯
[00:14:30] 嗯现在是七月
[00:14:33] 七月15 正式比武
[00:14:38] 我大寨主
[00:14:39] 您看怎么样
[00:14:41] 孙建章点点头
[00:14:43] 请
[00:14:44] 就定在七月15
[00:14:46] 海神类开始比舞
[00:14:49] 伍爷
[00:14:51] 您的意思啊
[00:14:53] 七月十五七月13 也行
[00:14:56] 你们划出道来
[00:14:58] 我们就走
[00:14:59] 绝不示弱
[00:15:00] 好嘞
[00:15:00] 好嘞
[00:15:01] 好嘞
[00:15:02] 现在这事定啦
[00:15:04] 命名海神擂
[00:15:07] 七月15
[00:15:08] 咱们双方各自登台比武
[00:15:12] 现在时间还来得及
[00:15:14] 我们冲天岛你也准备准备
[00:15:17] 你们回去你也准备准备
[00:15:20] 咱们七月15 海神擂
[00:15:23] 不见不散
[00:15:26] 妥了
[00:15:27] 一言为定
[00:15:28] 啪啪啪
[00:15:31] 打赌三击掌
[00:15:34] 这事儿就定下了
[00:15:36] 那么
[00:15:36] 既然这事儿定下来
[00:15:38] 就缓解了眼前的矛盾
[00:15:41] 孙建章一看
[00:15:42] 各位啊
[00:15:43] 算了算了算啦
[00:15:45] 呃
[00:15:45] 七月15
[00:15:47] 是骡子是马牵出来溜溜啊
[00:15:50] 咱们眼前呢
[00:15:51] 都是朋友
[00:15:53] 大哥
[00:15:54] 您多年不来了
[00:15:56] 今天请的内宅咱们好好的谈谈
[00:16:00] 唠唠家常
[00:16:02] 您看如何
[00:16:04] 肖双一听
[00:16:05] 冷笑一声
[00:16:06] 不必了吧
[00:16:08] 我没有那份心情啊
[00:16:12] 既然七月15 要立类
[00:16:15] 我得回去做个交代
[00:16:18] 改日再谈吧
[00:16:21] 小三娘过来了咯
[00:16:24] 离着七月15 还有多少天呢
[00:16:28] 您着什么急啊
[00:16:30] 多年不见了
[00:16:32] 你就到内宅
[00:16:33] 咱们好好唠扯唠扯妹子
[00:16:36] 算了算了算了
[00:16:38] 我心情不好啊
[00:16:41] 以后闲谈有的是时间
[00:16:44] 告辞啦
[00:16:47] 站起来了
[00:16:48] 蒋伯芳也站起来了
[00:16:52] 孙建章一看
[00:16:53] 怎么也拦不住了
[00:16:56] 只好往外相送
[00:16:59] 准备的船只
[00:17:01] 把他们两个人直接送过海去
[00:17:04] 到达对岸
[00:17:07] 这些人回到冲天岛暂且不提
[00:17:10] 单表蒋波方
[00:17:13] He Xiao Lao 侠客回到渔户村
[00:17:17] 上央众人列队迎接
[00:17:20] 一看他们平安回来了
[00:17:23] 非常高兴
[00:17:25] 但是一看这个气色都不太好
[00:17:29] 就知道事情进展得很不顺利
[00:17:33] 进屋之后呢
[00:17:34] 肖双是个火爆的脾气
[00:17:38] 屁股没等坐稳呢就说了
[00:17:42] 圣
[00:17:42] 老侠客
[00:17:43] 怨我无能啊
[00:17:45] 往返徒劳白去一趟
[00:17:48] 这么这么这么这么回事儿
[00:17:52] 蒋伯芳做了补充
[00:17:55] 提到立海神擂这件事儿
[00:17:58] 在场的男女老少哇
[00:18:03] 炸了锅了
[00:18:05] 头一个就是金头虎贾明
[00:18:08] 哎呀
[00:18:10] 好小子们真会出点子立海神类啊
[00:18:16] 好嘞
[00:18:18] 咱就等着七月15 把兔崽子一个一个全拍死
[00:18:25] 我的弟兄们
[00:18:26] 你们说是不是啊
[00:18:27] 是大爆炸
[00:18:29] 一个个捋胳膊挽袖子
[00:18:32] 吹胡子瞪眼
[00:18:35] 但是上应感觉到心情沉重
[00:18:40] 声音不能说胖子
[00:18:43] 人家肖双倍谁
[00:18:46] 把人家请出来
[00:18:47] 人家去办这个事儿
[00:18:50] 能办成事
[00:18:51] 人情办不成是本分
[00:18:55] 总算有个解决的办法
[00:18:58] 不管力累的结果如何
[00:19:00] 人家得心思尽到了
[00:19:03] 圣经是再三称谢
[00:19:07] 小双就说
[00:19:09] 我的老民工啊
[00:19:12] 据我所知
[00:19:13] 那个老道上官清
[00:19:16] 轻易不会说的
[00:19:19] 他既然摆出这个点子
[00:19:21] 说明他事先已经有了准备了
[00:19:24] 冲田导不但人多势众
[00:19:27] 交的朋友可也不少
[00:19:29] 肯定遍请天下的高人
[00:19:33] 咱们也不能坐以待毙
[00:19:36] 抓紧时间也得请人呐
[00:19:39] 别忘了人多势众啊
[00:19:43] 圣经点头称善
[00:19:45] 当天晚上
[00:19:46] 圣婴亲笔写了120 封信
[00:19:51] 命人分头期
[00:19:52] 快码去送
[00:19:55] 请这120 个人都什么人呢
[00:19:58] 是五宗13 派81 门的门长
[00:20:03] 上映过命的好朋友
[00:20:05] 请大伙来
[00:20:07] 意为人多势众
[00:20:08] 帮兵助阵
[00:20:10] 二做见证人
[00:20:13] 不仅有身份的人不可以啊
[00:20:16] 他们在这请人
[00:20:18] 充电倒地也没闲着
[00:20:21] 当天晚间也发出数百封书信奖
[00:20:27] 其中最主要的敢问
[00:20:30] 河南登封搞嵩山少林寺
[00:20:33] 去请雪炼金刚闭合僧
[00:20:37] 请把少林八大名僧请出来
[00:20:41] 到海参类坐镇
[00:20:43] 合理合法的把总镖局的人一网打尽
[00:20:49] 双方是剑拔弩张
[00:20:51] 做充分准备
[00:20:54] 圣婴传下话去
[00:20:57] 男女老少
[00:20:59] 最好不要离开渔户村
[00:21:03] 告诉这些年轻人抓紧练舞
[00:21:07] 平时白活没用
[00:21:09] 是骡子是马牵出来溜溜
[00:21:13] 不练功怎么能行
[00:21:17] 光阴似箭
[00:21:18] 日月如梭呀
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