[00:00:03] gas prices raises, the money keeps burning, [00:00:06] dropout rate rising, so what are they learning?, [00:00:10] sending the troops in the war so i turn in, [00:00:13] to today's evening news. [00:00:17] welcome to the evening news, i thank you all for tuning in, [00:00:20] yes, i'm your host and your journalist, here chamillionaire, so let the news begin, [00:00:23] our helicopters out in the streets look at the screen, an' let's zoom it in, [00:00:27] 'cause cashis is live at the scene, hey cashis how are you my friend?, [00:00:30] got no time for no interviews (go-got no time for no interviews), [00:00:34] no time to trip we don't get confused, cause this type of news opinion and views [00:00:37] got no time for no interviews (go-got no time for no interviews), [00:00:40] you know i keep my ear to the streets so it's up to me to bring you the truth, [00:00:44] i saw a movie where george bush had a bearded man on his squad, [00:00:47] so much power from oil money that poor folks can't sit by him, [00:00:50] no problem, osama, bin laden, been hidin', [00:00:54] so long that them pictures all starting to look like him on them milk cartons, [00:00:57] don imus made comments that made everybody forget about him, [00:01:01] that's him, anna nicole got pregant and had kids by him, [00:01:04] rest in peace virgina tech, too many innocent kids dyin', [00:01:07] well let's just blame hip-hop and act like that's the big problem, [00:01:11] now i would give you news about katrina, but you know i can't talk about katrina, [00:01:14] 'cause everytime i talk about katrina, they look at me like it's a misdemeanor, [00:01:17] anyways, there's way more important stuff that we can discuss, [00:01:21] george bush is playing golf, everybody hush, he's about to putt. [00:01:25] gas prices raises, the money keeps burning, [00:01:28] dropout rate rising, so what are they learning?, [00:01:31] sending the troops in the war so i turn in, [00:01:34] to today's evening news. [00:01:38] and the world keeps turning slow (turning slow, turning slow) [00:01:40] as the world keeps turning slow (turning slow, turning slow) [00:01:44] as the world keeps on turning slow (turning slow, turning slow) [00:01:48] this is your evening news. [00:01:52] i know you take offense to certain words, i've heard worse, but i wouldn't blame ya', [00:01:55] they say he's a entertainer, don't worry about it, nevermind kramer, [00:01:58] the crocodile hunter got stung, and the lion turned on the lion tamer, [00:02:02] we keep sending troops to iraq, i figured that we must like danger, [00:02:05] little kids don't learn in school they go to school to go spray a gun, [00:02:08] if you a parent, then be a parent, get off the couch and go raise your son, [00:02:12] kobe just broke another record, today's game he hit 81, [00:02:15] now they saying he's number 1, but yesterday they all hated him, [00:02:19] oj was named innocent, he got no sentence, he's still alive, [00:02:22] it's very ironic that the lawyer that defended him had to die, [00:02:25] well, now my cue card says the price of gas isn't really high, [00:02:29] but i'm not going to read that, 'cause we all know that that's a lie. [00:02:32] gas prices raises, the money keeps burning, [00:02:36] dropout rate rising, so what are they learning?, [00:02:39] sending the troops in the war so i turn in, [00:02:42] to today's evening news. [00:02:46] we still haven't found pac's killer, still haven't found biggie's either, [00:02:49] 30 minutes into the case they got tired and took a breather, [00:02:53] snoop dogg just got arrested, everyday he get a new subpoena, [00:02:56] innocent when murder was the case so the prosecution got a middle finger, [00:03:00] hip-hop is sweeping the nation, but the contents seem so degrading, [00:03:03] most rappers got new albums that white kids are anticipating, [00:03:06] if you don't like it on the radio or the television then switch the station, [00:03:09] flavor flav get a lot of ratings, bill o'reilly somewhere is hating, [00:03:13] kanye just said what? the president ain't got time for that,