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[00:00:00] 卢俊义被判了个充军3000里
[00:00:05] 赶奔沙门岛
[00:00:07] 死中得活呀
[00:00:10] 这就得说上下打点的力量
[00:00:14] 其实说白了
[00:00:16] 他们就是拿人的生命来回搓球儿
[00:00:19] 叫你死就死
[00:00:20] 叫你活就活
[00:00:23] 派了两名借差
[00:00:26] 一个叫董超
[00:00:28] 一个叫薛吧
[00:00:30] 您听这名儿是不是有点耳熟啊
[00:00:34] 这两个人呢
[00:00:35] 在前套书咱都说过
[00:00:38] 林冲发配
[00:00:40] 就是他俩世界差
[00:00:42] 这俩一个比一个不是东西
[00:00:45] 在野猪林
[00:00:47] 他们要陷害林冲
[00:00:49] 叫花和尚鲁智深给解了围了
[00:00:52] 狠狠地教训他俩一顿
[00:00:55] 林冲保了命后
[00:00:57] 来到了梁山
[00:00:59] 这俩小子也因为这种事情啊
[00:01:02] 犯了失职的罪
[00:01:04] 临潼跑了
[00:01:06] 他们回到开封府之后
[00:01:08] 被解雇了
[00:01:10] 年初
[00:01:11] 开封府
[00:01:13] 董超
[00:01:14] 薛霸一看
[00:01:14] 这怎么办呢
[00:01:16] 后来不甘寂寞
[00:01:18] 也求人上下打点运动来运动去
[00:01:23] 就到了河北大名府
[00:01:26] 这事儿也不怎么巧了
[00:01:28] 叫梁世杰就这两种书听着信儿
[00:01:32] 梁中书也需要人
[00:01:35] 听说董超、薛霸在宫门多年
[00:01:38] 颇有经验
[00:01:40] 破格录用
[00:01:41] 把他俩给留下了
[00:01:43] 依然世界差
[00:01:46] 但这届差啊
[00:01:47] 是个苦差事
[00:01:49] 犯人充军
[00:01:50] 他们得陪着
[00:01:52] 尽管他们不是犯人
[00:01:54] 也同样遭罪
[00:01:56] 平日呢
[00:01:57] 也没什么油水
[00:01:59] 所以这俩小子平时就有怨气
[00:02:03] 这次巴不得的有了机会了
[00:02:06] 一听说卢俊义发配沙门岛
[00:02:11] 往返得6000里
[00:02:13] 就得半年多也回不来
[00:02:15] 嘿嘿
[00:02:17] 卢俊义如果说家趁人值也行
[00:02:20] 现在一贫如洗
[00:02:23] 哎呀
[00:02:24] 这俩小子越想越生气
[00:02:27] 但是上命难违
[00:02:30] 没有办法
[00:02:31] 领命之后
[00:02:32] 领了批文回家收拾东西
[00:02:36] 刚走到十字街心对面来个人儿
[00:02:39] 冲他们一抱拳
[00:02:41] 二位辛苦了
[00:02:43] 董超
[00:02:44] 薛霸一看
[00:02:45] He
[00:02:45] 新暴发户李固
[00:02:49] 礼物这小子这些日子闹心透了
[00:02:53] 天天惦记卢俊义对官司的事儿
[00:02:58] 今儿个听说什么
[00:03:00] 卢俊义
[00:03:01] 死罪没了
[00:03:03] 被发配到沙门岛
[00:03:06] 哎哟
[00:03:07] 他是五雷轰顶啊
[00:03:11] 心说
[00:03:11] 哎
[00:03:12] 怕什么来什么
[00:03:14] 只要这种人不死
[00:03:16] 说不定将来有一天又翻了烧了
[00:03:19] 对我是最大的威胁
[00:03:23] 他睡不好吃不下呀
[00:03:25] 因此动了脑筋了
[00:03:27] 一打听
[00:03:28] 董超
[00:03:28] 薛霸世界差
[00:03:31] 他要把这个鬼点子打在这儿人的身上
[00:03:34] 因此
[00:03:35] 在十字街这儿等着
[00:03:37] 董超和薛霸一看是李固
[00:03:40] 心里边就明白了
[00:03:42] 这人多鬼啊啊啊哈哈哈
[00:03:46] 哎呀李大爷
[00:03:49] 你有事儿请借个地方说话
[00:03:52] 好嘞
[00:03:53] 您随便安排
[00:03:56] 找了一座像样地酒楼
[00:03:59] 这里顾啊也走过这条道的
[00:04:01] 事先把菜都点好了
[00:04:04] 让两个人坐下
[00:04:06] 丰盛的一桌酒宴摆好了
[00:04:09] 门关上
[00:04:10] 礼物这才说
[00:04:12] 二位辛苦了
[00:04:14] 听说这次你们要赶奔沙门岛戒
[00:04:18] 送给卢俊义嘿
[00:04:22] 甭提多倒霉了
[00:04:24] 可不是嘛
[00:04:25] 这这懒了
[00:04:26] 这么个苦差事
[00:04:27] 不去也不行啊
[00:04:29] a
[00:04:30] 往返6000多里
[00:04:32] 这半年多也回不来
[00:04:34] 倒霉啊
[00:04:36] 是啊
[00:04:37] 正因为二位辛苦
[00:04:40] 所以呢
[00:04:41] 我料尽微薄之力
[00:04:44] 说着话
[00:04:45] 拿了一包金子往桌上一放
[00:04:49] 二位
[00:04:49] 看看吧
[00:04:50] 美味
[00:04:51] 黄金五十两
[00:04:53] 这是一百两黄金
[00:04:56] 二位路上用的
[00:04:59] 这里顾真豁出去了
[00:05:01] 换句话说
[00:05:02] 也不是他的钱呢
[00:05:04] 卢俊义呢
[00:05:05] 浅海了
[00:05:07] 拿出这点九牛一毛
[00:05:10] 2 VR 怎么样
[00:05:12] 这俩小子长这么大没见过这么多的钱呢
[00:05:16] 当初也是舞会
[00:05:19] 可可那钱跟这比起来差的太多了
[00:05:22] 两个人心都蹦a
[00:05:24] 好说好说
[00:05:27] 那礼下于人必有所求
[00:05:32] 我们是无功受禄
[00:05:34] 寝食不安哪
[00:05:36] 您打算叫我们干点儿什么
[00:05:39] 二位话说的J 不上
[00:05:41] 咱们就单刀直不
[00:05:44] 这卢俊义要活着对我不利
[00:05:48] 我想借二位之手把他给干掉
[00:05:52] A
[00:05:53] 你们找个什么理由都行
[00:05:55] 卢俊义一死
[00:05:57] 我还有重谢
[00:06:00] 你看怎么样
[00:06:02] 这反正难点
[00:06:07] 卢俊义非比他人呢
[00:06:09] 哎
[00:06:11] 既然是李总管信任我们哥俩
[00:06:14] 那没说的
[00:06:15] 我们是尽力而为
[00:06:18] 多谢多谢
[00:06:19] 二位啊
[00:06:20] 可不是尽力而为
[00:06:22] 是一定要做到啊
[00:06:24] 好吧
[00:06:25] 一定做到
[00:06:26] 把钱他们收下来
[00:06:29] 这学霸还说呢
[00:06:31] 李总管
[00:06:32] 等我们回来之后有求于你
[00:06:36] 你别翻脸不认人
[00:06:37] 哪能呢
[00:06:38] 咱都是朋友
[00:06:39] 一回生两回熟啊
[00:06:41] 只要我理
[00:06:42] 故能拖的住
[00:06:44] 将来您有什么要求尽管提
[00:06:47] 看看我怎么样
[00:06:48] 好嘞
[00:06:48] 有你这句话
[00:06:49] 我们放心了
[00:06:51] 礼物打点完了
[00:06:53] 他走了
[00:06:54] 心里踏实多了
[00:06:56] 新说
[00:06:56] 卢俊义在大名府
[00:06:59] 你能保住命
[00:07:00] 落在他们俩手里头
[00:07:02] 你保不住命
[00:07:04] 到了荒郊野外
[00:07:05] 不管走到什么地方
[00:07:07] 他俩稍微渡海
[00:07:09] 你的命还保得住吗
[00:07:12] 他100个放心
[00:07:13] 咱不说
[00:07:14] 咱说这俩借差回家收拾完了
[00:07:17] 第二天起来的早
[00:07:20] 提着
[00:07:20] 卢俊义起了身子
[00:07:23] 这卢俊义勉强支撑着走路
[00:07:27] 两条腿就呢夹棍夹的
[00:07:30] 现在棍伤还没好
[00:07:32] 一缺一点呢
[00:07:35] 这个夹子道不太沉
[00:07:37] 十斤重
[00:07:39] 脖子上有铁锁
[00:07:41] 堵超载潜血吧
[00:07:43] 在后斜
[00:07:44] 背着包袱
[00:07:45] 每人手里一条水火无情棍
[00:07:48] 一里头挎着弯刀
[00:07:51] 等离开大名府了
[00:07:53] 笨沙门岛走是奔南边儿下去
[00:07:56] 走出一天来
[00:07:58] 40 里卢俊义实在走不动了
[00:08:02] 二瑞呀
[00:08:04] 我棒伤未愈
[00:08:06] 能否休息两日
[00:08:09] 啊呸
[00:08:11] 你怎么想说了
[00:08:14] 你走不了
[00:08:15] 我们还走不了呢
[00:08:18] 愿我们哥俩倒霉
[00:08:19] 领着你这么个差事
[00:08:21] 你一瘸一拐的哪辈子到沙门岛啊
[00:08:25] 你发配也想叫我们哥俩也发配啊
[00:08:28] 没门儿
[00:08:30] 我告诉你啊
[00:08:31] 今天头一天就算了
[00:08:33] 你儿子加快速度
[00:08:35] 不走80 里
[00:08:36] 咱不准歇着
[00:08:39] 落到后娘手啦
[00:08:41] 怎么讲理
[00:08:42] 怎么哀求不好使
[00:08:43] 换
[00:08:45] 住在电房里头
[00:08:46] 第二天起早又走
[00:08:49] 说走80 里
[00:08:50] 卢俊义走不了啊
[00:08:53] 走着走着
[00:08:55] 双腿疼痛难忍
[00:08:57] 就得蹲下
[00:08:58] 一蹲下
[00:08:59] 这后背啪啪就得挨几棍子
[00:09:03] 你耍什么
[00:09:04] 四楼发财啊
[00:09:07] 人要落到这个地步
[00:09:09] 就不是人
[00:09:11] 是龙你得盘着
[00:09:13] 是虎你得卧着
[00:09:15] 这就应了内句话
[00:09:16] 人在矮檐下
[00:09:17] 怎敢不低头啊
[00:09:21] 那卢俊义什么身份落到这俩小子的手里头
[00:09:25] 受尽了折磨呀
[00:09:28] 到第三天头上
[00:09:31] 离着大名府也比较远了
[00:09:33] 这俩小子又使出原来的鬼点子来了
[00:09:38] 他俩烫完脚之后
[00:09:40] 弄了盆滚烫的水
[00:09:42] 叫卢俊义洗脚
[00:09:44] 卢俊义还纳闷呢
[00:09:46] 这俩人心怎么这么好
[00:09:48] 还惦记我洗脚的事儿
[00:09:51] 等把双足一插在这水里头啊
[00:09:56] 开水哎哟
[00:09:58] 把卢俊义给疼
[00:10:01] 等俩脚再出来之后
[00:10:02] 全是燎泡
[00:10:05] 本来腿上就有伤
[00:10:07] 脚在这样
[00:10:08] 怎么个走路
[00:10:10] 他们就是往死里的折磨了卢俊义
[00:10:13] 到了第二天
[00:10:15] 董超那小子从行李卷儿里头拽出一双新麻鞋来
[00:10:22] 我原来来来来来
[00:10:24] 给你换双新鞋
[00:10:27] Ma 写拿麻编的
[00:10:30] 那么它落角
[00:10:32] 你看那吗
[00:10:33] 要是魔导了
[00:10:34] 磨平了
[00:10:35] 穿着舒服
[00:10:36] 新马鞋都带刺儿
[00:10:39] 卢俊义地脚什么样儿的全是伤
[00:10:43] 全是水泡
[00:10:44] 那玩意拿新鞋这么一撸能疼死
[00:10:50] 把你的卢俊义给穿上了
[00:10:52] 走走走
[00:10:54] 今儿个不走100里地不行
[00:10:57] 走几步挨一棒子
[00:10:59] 走几步挨一棒子
[00:11:01] 卢俊义新的说话骗了我是万无生理了
[00:11:08] 我肯定得死到他俩的棒下呀
[00:11:12] 卢俊义心里三个
[00:11:13] 咱不必细说
[00:11:15] 走出35 里来
[00:11:18] 董超和薛霸一合计
[00:11:20] 行了
[00:11:21] 别走了
[00:11:23] 这三四天就够瞧的了
[00:11:25] 一看这地方叫野人港
[00:11:30] 土岗子不大
[00:11:31] 树木交杂
[00:11:34] 这地方荒无人烟哪
[00:11:37] 就把卢俊义在这儿干掉了
[00:11:40] 回去就说我们遇上狼了
[00:11:44] 让狼给叨了
[00:11:46] 我们死中得活
[00:11:48] 像他这种案子无人问津
[00:11:51] 谁能问呢
[00:11:52] 死了就死了
[00:11:54] 这两个人打定主意进了野人岗呀
[00:11:58] 一开始他们也提心吊胆
[00:12:00] 恐怕遇上野兽走了十几里
[00:12:04] 一看没事儿
[00:12:06] 眼前一片树林
[00:12:08] 根当年地野猪林相差无几
[00:12:12] 点击进入来走走
[00:12:15] 进了树林之后
[00:12:17] 让卢俊义靠着一棵树坐下
[00:12:20] 歇歇吧
[00:12:21] 歇歇吧
[00:12:22] 你看你这个笨
[00:12:23] 嗯
[00:12:24] 你怎么走到这么费劲
[00:12:27] 二味啊
[00:12:29] 我双脚疼痛
[00:12:31] 难以形容
[00:12:34] 我们还疼呢
[00:12:36] 哎哟
[00:12:36] 可也真别说
[00:12:38] U 的脚上都化脓了a
[00:12:41] 好啊
[00:12:43] 真叫我们心疼
[00:12:45] 那就坐着多歇一会儿吧
[00:12:47] 多些二倍
[00:12:49] 卢俊义往树上一靠啊
[00:12:52] 昏昏沉沉是天旋地转
[00:12:56] 就觉着浑身发烧
[00:12:59] 这俩小子从口袋里伸手拽出一根绳子
[00:13:03] 这根绳长下有三丈
[00:13:05] 一人抓住一头儿
[00:13:07] 嘿嘿一转个儿
[00:13:10] 把卢俊义捆到树上
[00:13:13] 卢俊义就问二位
[00:13:15] 这是何故
[00:13:17] 何故啊
[00:13:18] 怕你跑了
[00:13:19] 我们哥儿俩累了
[00:13:21] 打算睡一觉
[00:13:22] 哎
[00:13:23] 你跑了怎么办
[00:13:25] 卢俊义也没工夫跟他们斗口了
[00:13:28] 你爱怎么地怎么地吧
[00:13:29] 反正交给你们了
[00:13:31] 捆完了之后
[00:13:32] 这俩小子又盘算了一会儿
[00:13:34] 觉得下手的机会到了
[00:13:37] 两个人拿着水火无情棍就过来了
[00:13:41] 哎
[00:13:42] 我如愿啊
[00:13:44] 要说起来呢
[00:13:46] 咱们元日无冤
[00:13:48] 近日无仇
[00:13:50] 谁也没把谁家孩子扔井里去
[00:13:52] 对不对呢
[00:13:53] 你不欠我们的
[00:13:54] 我们也不欠你的
[00:13:56] 但是有一样
[00:13:58] 你别忘了
[00:13:59] 红粉佳人面财白动人心哪啊
[00:14:06] 这这
[00:14:06] 这钱这玩意儿好使
[00:14:08] 还今儿个叫你死个明白
[00:14:12] 本来我们无心加害于米
[00:14:15] 是你家原来那个总管礼物
[00:14:19] 花上钱啦
[00:14:21] 每个人给我们黄金五十两
[00:14:25] 我们心里清清楚楚的
[00:14:27] 那钱是他的吗
[00:14:29] 就是你积攒的
[00:14:31] 你说你这有钱不花
[00:14:33] 给他们攒着干嘛
[00:14:34] 反过头来还陷害你
[00:14:38] 可是我没办法呀
[00:14:40] 就得给人家办事儿
[00:14:42] 所以呢
[00:14:44] 要结果你的性命
[00:14:46] 这叫时也
[00:14:47] 运也
[00:14:48] 命也
[00:14:49] 你看你现在多惨
[00:14:51] 你活着也没多大意思
[00:14:54] 反正前半辈子你也享受过了a
[00:14:57] 现在卡巴依死
[00:14:59] 你想了
[00:15:00] 服了
[00:15:01] 我们哥俩呢
[00:15:02] 也省着遭罪了
[00:15:04] 你说是也不是a
[00:15:06] 咱们来个痛快
[00:15:07] 你把眼一闭啊
[00:15:09] 扒着一棒子打个万朵桃花开
[00:15:13] 咱们彼此省事
[00:15:15] 听懂了没有
[00:15:16] 哎呀
[00:15:17] 二位呀
[00:15:18] 我卢俊义圆沉海底
[00:15:22] 二位高抬贵手才是黑
[00:15:26] 你啰嗦什么呢
[00:15:28] 跟我们说这些没有用
[00:15:30] 你就闭眼吧
[00:15:31] 哎
[00:15:33] 俩人拼命的把棍子高高举起
[00:15:36] 卢俊义一闭眼
[00:15:38] 死了
[00:15:39] 反正活着也是遭罪
[00:15:42] A
[00:15:43] 就在这么个时候
[00:15:45] 就听见董超学霸
[00:15:47] 一前一后惨叫了两声啊
[00:15:54] 嗯
[00:15:55] 卢俊义就一愣
[00:15:57] 他俩叫唤什么呢
[00:15:59] 赶紧把眼睛睁开一看
[00:16:02] 董超、薛霸仰面躺在地上
[00:16:05] 正在刨大腿呢
[00:16:07] 等等等等
[00:16:09] 手挠脚刨啊
[00:16:13] 满地都是鲜血
[00:16:14] 再一看
[00:16:15] 面前站定
[00:16:17] 余人杀气腾腾
[00:16:20] 手里拿着一把牛耳尖刀
[00:16:24] 谁呀
[00:16:25] 正是浪子燕青燕小乙
[00:16:30] 您说跟做梦差不多少
[00:16:33] 这
[00:16:33] 燕青把他们捅翻在地之后
[00:16:36] 把刀子扔了
[00:16:38] 来到卢俊义进前
[00:16:41] 老爷您可瘦了
[00:16:44] 哭了
[00:16:46] 我在
[00:16:47] 要不下毒手
[00:16:48] 依然有您的命在
[00:16:51] 说着把绳给解开了
[00:16:54] 哎哟
[00:16:54] 两个人是抱头痛哭
[00:16:58] 这
[00:16:58] 卢俊义的心里热乎乎的
[00:17:01] 心说这人真不一样
[00:17:03] 我救了俩人
[00:17:05] 一个理顾
[00:17:06] 一个燕青
[00:17:08] 你看这燕青什么样
[00:17:09] 李固又是什么样
[00:17:12] 内心地感激
[00:17:14] 无法形容
[00:17:16] 眼镜
[00:17:18] 这些日子你到哪里去了
[00:17:21] 我到处流浪
[00:17:23] 居无定所呀
[00:17:25] 但是我一直打听原委
[00:17:28] 耶D 信息啊
[00:17:29] 您的所遭所遇
[00:17:31] 十之八九我心里都有数
[00:17:34] 您被刺配
[00:17:36] 您离开大名府就在后头跟踪
[00:17:40] 只是因为不方便下手
[00:17:43] 因此没救您呢
[00:17:45] 今天我一看这俩小子要行凶撒野
[00:17:49] 逼不得已我才下的狠手
[00:17:53] 摘早就应该
[00:17:57] 再一看董超
[00:17:58] 薛霸七窍流血死了
[00:18:02] 燕青那刀子是宰牛的
[00:18:05] 那一夏捅个套唐
[00:18:07] 他俩还活得了吗
[00:18:09] 燕青把卢俊义给救了
[00:18:11] 卢俊义走不了了
[00:18:13] 燕青说
[00:18:14] 姥爷现在没别的办法
[00:18:16] 咱们是死逼梁山
[00:18:19] 我背您上梁山
[00:18:21] 您听咱也得去
[00:18:23] 不听也得去
[00:18:25] 唯有到梁山才能保住原味原地
[00:18:28] 性命啊
[00:18:29] 跟我走吧
[00:18:31] 卢俊义一想
[00:18:33] 也只有这条路了
[00:18:35] 趴在燕青的背上
[00:18:36] 燕青背着他离开树林往前走
[00:18:40] 一口气儿跑出来能有十几里地
[00:18:44] 燕青就背不动了
[00:18:46] 他这个大活人100多斤呢
[00:18:48] 哎呀
[00:18:49] 媳妇找个地方先休息休息吧
[00:18:52] 卢俊义一直昏昏沉沉
[00:18:56] 燕青的琢磨
[00:18:58] 冤枉也得伤太重了
[00:19:00] 找个地方最好请个先生给他治一治
[00:19:05] 估计命保不住了
[00:19:07] 就这么办
[00:19:09] 这燕青一咬牙
[00:19:11] 又坚持着把卢俊义背出去
[00:19:14] 无力
[00:19:15] 累的通身是汗
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