[00:00:00] Ed was at the end of his rope an expression he detested
[00:00:16] There is no rope he would scream at the laughing walls
[00:00:23] There is only the end no hope no rope
[00:00:25] Ending is better than mending
[00:00:26] Doors of perception windows of opportunity
[00:00:28] These are illusions like the killing floor
[00:00:31] Ed spoke in a squeaky whiny voice
[00:00:34] With perhaps a slight tinge of glee
[00:00:36] But this was only because he couldn't be bothered
[00:00:38] To try to develop a manner of speaking
[00:00:40] That truly reflected his mood
[00:00:42] This is a vaccum there is no air in this room
[00:00:46] Despair is no fun anymore
[00:00:49] Nihilism knocked three times on the ceiling
[00:00:55] But the rosy fingers of dawn always inserted themselves
[00:00:57] In the nose of unfulfilled promises
[00:00:58] Angels sang Heysanna Hosanna
[00:00:59] Paralyzed prima donnas danced in the streets all day
[00:01:01] But when the darkness came everybody went home
[00:01:04] I was ready everyone else was asleep
[00:01:05] And while it might have been a relief to see
[00:01:08] That I was right all along
[00:01:08] Here I am still alone and trapped
[00:01:09] Awaiting the endless end
[00:01:10] And I can turn it all around
[00:01:11] And laugh at it and laugh at myself
[00:01:12] I can laugh louder than the walls the halls the waterfalls
[00:01:14] Louder than Charles De Gaul or Fulton Mall
[00:01:23] But I don't know what I'm laughing at
[00:01:24] I don't know just what I think is so godd**n funny
[00:01:28] I don't know why I don't just shut up
[00:01:30] And give up and lay down and die
[00:01:32] What do I have to complain about anyway
[00:01:36] Ed asked his Pica*so I'm a millionaire
[00:01:37] This wasn't actually true
[00:01:38] Ed's Pica*so was an obvious forgery
[00:01:41] His three Rothkos had just been singled out
[00:01:44] In an article in 'Art forum' entitled
[00:01:45] 'The Three Most Insignificant Paintings of Mark Rothko'
[00:01:48] And his Barbara Krugers had been irreparably damaged
[00:01:51] By Rein Sanction and a few other bands from Gainesville
[00:01:52] That refused to acknowledge the value of art
[00:01:54] Come to think of it Ed mused
[00:01:54] To the laminated roadkill coffee table that he had purchased
[00:02:51] When times had seemed slightly less bleak
[00:03:01] Come to think of it not only does art have no intrinsic value
[00:03:04] But my collection has no extrinsic value either
[00:03:06] I know I'm not a millionaire
[00:03:07] But that's no reason to complain
[00:03:14] There is no reason to complain
[00:03:18] There is no reason to do anything
[00:03:27] I don't believe in reason objective reality or collective farming
[00:03:38] I don't believe in public speaking
[00:03:40] Which is another reason why I'm here alone
[00:03:42] I don't believe in life or death
[00:03:59] I would kill myself but I don't believe in suicide
[00:04:00] Ed put on a red shirt and took a quick walk around the block
[00:04:09] While whistling softly to himself
[00:04:10] He reentered his apartment screaming
[00:04:18] There is no life on this planet
[00:04:20] Jehovah One replaced all life with machinery five centuries ago
[00:04:24] The so called Industrial Revolution
[00:04:27] Was just another hoax and we all fell for it
[00:04:30] 'Cause we were all programmed to even I fell for it
[00:04:33] I believe in the steam engine
[00:04:34] Even though I don't believe in anything
[00:04:36] Logical inconsistency is the Mr Bubble I bathe in
[00:04:39] Each and every evening except for yesterday evening
[00:04:45] When I roller bladed over to the Masonic Temple
[00:04:48] To play pinochle with Pope John Paul the First
[00:04:50] I really had no choice in the matter
[00:04:50] Ed certainly could go on and on
[00:04:52] And he did and he would and he will
[00:04:53] Until you or I or somebody does something about it
[00:04:56] Senator Sterno of Louisiana
[00:04:56] Announced over closed circuit television
[00:05:00] And as long as he continues to pontificate pointlessly
[00:05:03] I will do nothing
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