[00:00:00] You know I was talking to my friend Desdemona the other day she
[00:00:17] Runs this space station and bake shop down near boomtown she told
[00:00:22] Me that human beings are flawed individuals the cosmic bakers
[00:00:27] Took us out of the oven a little too early and that's the
[00:00:30] Reason we're as crazy as we are and I believe it
[00:00:34] Take for example when you go to the movies these days you know they try to sell you this jumbo drink 8 extra ounces of watered down cherry coke for an extra 25 cents I don't want it I don't want that much organziation in my life I don't want other people thinking for me I want my Junior Mints Where did the Junior Mints go in the movies I don't want a 12 lb Nestle's crunch for 25 dollars I want Junior Mints We need more fruitcakes in this world and less bakers
[00:01:09] We need people that care I'm mad as hell And I don't want to
[00:01:15] Take it anymore
[00:01:25] Fruitcakes in the kitchen
[00:01:28] Fruitcakes on the street
[00:01:30] Struttin' naked through the crosswalk
[00:01:33] In the middle of the week
[00:01:36] Half baked cookies in the oven
[00:01:39] Half baked people on the bus
[00:01:41] There's a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us
[00:01:49] Paradise lost and found
[00:01:52] Paradise take a look around
[00:01:54] I was out in California where I hear they have it all
[00:02:00] They got riots fires mud slides
[00:02:03] They've got sushi in the mall
[00:02:07] Water bars brontasaurs chinese modern lust
[00:02:12] Shake and bake life with the quake
[00:02:15] The secret's in the crust
[00:02:19] Fruitcakes in the kitchen
[00:02:22] Fruitcakes on the street
[00:02:24] Struttin' naked through the crosswalk
[00:02:27] In the middle of the week
[00:02:30] Half baked cookies in the oven
[00:02:33] Half baked people on the bus
[00:02:36] There's a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us
[00:02:43] Speakin' of fruitcakes how 'bout the government
[00:02:45] Your tax dollars at work
[00:02:48] We lost our Martian rocket ship
[00:02:51] The high paid spokesman said
[00:02:54] Looks like that silly rocket ship
[00:02:57] Has lost its cone shaped head
[00:03:00] We spent 90 jillion dollars trying to get a look at Mars
[00:03:06] I hear universal laughter ringing out among the stars
[00:03:13] Fruitcakes in the galaxy
[00:03:16] Fuitcakes on the earth
[00:03:18] Struttin' naked towards eternity
[00:03:21] We've been that way since birth
[00:03:24] Half baked cookies in the oven
[00:03:27] Half baked people on the bus
[00:03:30] There's a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us
[00:03:36] Religion Religion Oh there's a thin line between Saturday
[00:03:42] Night and Sunday morning here we go now
[00:03:47] Alright alter boys
[00:03:48] Mea Culpa Mea Culpa Mea Maxima Culpa
[00:03:51] Mea Culpa Mea Culpa Mea Maxima Culpa
[00:03:54] Where's the church who took the steeple
[00:03:57] Religion is in the hands of some crazy a*s people
[00:04:01] Television preachers with bad hair and dimples
[00:04:03] The god's honest truth is it's not that simple
[00:04:06] It's the Buddhist in you it's the Pagan in me
[00:04:09] It's the Muslim in him she's Catholic ain't she
[00:04:12] It's the born again look its the WASP and the Jew
[00:04:15] Tell me what's goin on I ain't gotta clue
[00:04:46] All want 'em what do we do with 'em
[00:04:51] Here we go I'll tell ya
[00:04:54] She said you gotta do your fair share
[00:04:57] Now cough up half the rent
[00:05:00] I treat my body like a temple
[00:05:03] You treat yours like a tent
[00:05:06] But the right word at the right time
[00:05:09] May get me a little hug
[00:05:12] That's the difference between lightning
[00:05:15] And a harmless lightnin' bug
[00:05:19] Fruitcakes in the kitchen
[00:05:22] Fruitcakes on the street
[00:05:24] Struttin' naked through the crosswalk
[00:05:27] In the middle of the week
[00:05:30] Half baked cookies in the oven
[00:05:33] Half baked people on the bus
[00:05:36] There's a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us
[00:05:43] The future Captain's log stardate two thousand and something
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