[00:00:05] Ooh yeah [00:00:08] // [00:00:08] Oh [00:00:11] // [00:00:11] I'm your shelter from the storm [00:00:14] 我是你躲避风暴的港湾 [00:00:14] You'll know I'll always have your back [00:00:16] 你知道我会一直支持你 [00:00:16] I'll even let you warm your freezing hands inside my butt crack [00:00:22] 我甚至会将你冰冷的手放进我的身体去温暖你 [00:00:22] I never get out my leaf blower when Oprah is on [00:00:27] 当Oprah出现的时候 我都不会转移注意力 [00:00:27] And when you're telling me about your feelings I try not to yawn [00:00:32] 当你在向我谈论你的感受的时候 我会尽可能不去犯困 [00:00:32] And when we're at parties I don't talk about your spastic bladder [00:00:38] 当我们在宴会上时 我不会谈论你的隐私 [00:00:38] When you're cleaning the gutters on the roof I hold the ladder [00:00:43] 当你在屋顶上清扫的时候 我会为你扶稳梯子 [00:00:43] And if that isn't love [00:00:49] 如果这都不是爱 [00:00:49] If that isn't love [00:00:54] 如果这都不是爱 [00:00:54] If that isn't love [00:00:57] 如果这都不是爱 [00:00:57] I don't know what love is [00:01:00] 我便不知道什么是爱 [00:01:00] Nanananananana nanananano I guess I don't know [00:01:05] 我猜我不知道 [00:01:05] Nanananananana [00:01:09] // [00:01:09] Ahhhh listen now [00:01:11] 现在听着 [00:01:11] There's a microscopic bit of milk left in the refrigerator [00:01:15] 冰箱里还剩下一点点牛奶 [00:01:15] I could've finished it off but I quit in case you want a tiny little sip for later [00:01:21] 我本可以喝完它 但我担心你随后会需要一些 [00:01:21] And if you cut the cheese then maybe I'll wink and say the dog's to blame [00:01:25] 如果你做了什么不好的事 我会故意说那是狗狗干的事 [00:01:25] And I'll make sure to call you baby everytime I forget your name [00:01:31] 每当忘记你名字的时候 我都会叫你宝贝 [00:01:31] I'll even tell you girl when you start looking fat [00:01:36] 在你开始发胖的时候我会提醒你 [00:01:36] Cuz all your so-called friends will probably neglect to mention that [00:01:41] 因为你所谓的朋友会忘了提醒你 [00:01:41] And if that isn't love [00:01:47] 如果这都不是爱 [00:01:47] If that isn't love [00:01:53] 如果这都不是爱 [00:01:53] If that isn't love [00:01:56] 如果这都不是爱 [00:01:56] I don't know what love is [00:01:58] 我便不知道什么是爱 [00:01:58] Nanananananana nananana well then I don't know [00:02:03] 我不知道 [00:02:03] Nananannananna [00:02:06] // [00:02:06] Oh no [00:02:08] 不 [00:02:08] Even though you make me sit through Mamma Mia [00:02:11] 尽管你让我耐着性子看完妈妈咪呀这个电视节目 [00:02:11] Well I still adore you [00:02:13] 我依旧喜欢你 [00:02:13] I'll kiss you even if you have omelettes for breakfast [00:02:17] 甚至你在早餐时刻吃了鸡蛋卷 我也会亲吻你 [00:02:17] And I can't stand omelettes [00:02:19] 虽然我不能忍受鸡蛋卷的味道 [00:02:19] After I take a bath [00:02:20] 在我洗完澡后 [00:02:20] If it's still warm I'll leave the water in there for you [00:02:24] 如果水还是热的 我会留给你 [00:02:24] I'll give you my word [00:02:26] 我向你保证 [00:02:26] You're so beautiful you make a glorious sunset look like a big fat turd [00:02:31] 你如此美丽 让辉煌的夕阳看起来都自惭形秽 [00:02:31] Everytime I see you trying to lift some really heavy thing [00:02:37] 每一次看到你 都想在你面前好好表现 [00:02:37] You can always count on me to help by saying something encouraging [00:02:42] 你可以一直依靠我 说一些鼓励的话语 [00:02:42] If you get drunk and pass out I'll never Sharpie up your face [00:02:48] 如果你喝醉了酒 我不会趁机做坏事 [00:02:48] And I don't wipe my nose on your couch even though that's a super convenient place 404

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