[00:00:00] Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday - Brad Paisley (布拉德·帕斯利)
[00:00:00] And now the grand old opera theater proudly presents
[00:00:03] A special holiday edition of the adventures of the kung pao buckaroos
[00:00:27] Well it's a kung pao buckaroo holiday
[00:00:32] Whatever you do watch what you say
[00:00:36] If you're easily offended well that's okay
[00:00:45] It's a completely non offensive and politically correct holiday
[00:00:55] We catch up with our three cowboys one cold
[00:00:57] December night huddled around the camp fire
[00:01:02] How about we sing some holiday songs
[00:01:05] Yeah hey george you wanna lead us off
[00:01:08] Yeah I got one
[00:01:10] Oh chri biip mas tree oh chri biip mas tree how lovely are thou branched
[00:01:19] Why am I getting blipped again
[00:01:21] Haven't you heard guys you can't say chri biip mas you gotta say holiday
[00:01:24] I can't say chri biip mas
[00:01:26] No you might offend somebody
[00:01:28] Who is offended by chri biip mas
[00:01:31] You know you might offend the biiiip and the biiiip and the atheists
[00:01:35] What
[00:01:35] Time to politically correct
[00:01:37] I'll lead this off
[00:01:41] On the first day of chri biip mas my true love said to me
[00:01:47] Jimmy are you listening
[00:01:48] What
[00:01:49] You can't say chri biip mas
[00:01:50] Why not
[00:01:51] You can say biiiip on the last record
[00:01:54] Why can't I say chri biip mas
[00:01:56] I didn't make the rules
[00:01:57] Hey listen guys it's not that difficult
[00:02:00] All you gotta do is change chri biip mas to holiday
[00:02:04] You know instead of saying white chri biip mas you say
[00:02:07] I'm dreaming of a whi biiip holiday
[00:02:09] Why did I get blipped
[00:02:10] You've got to say caucasian
[00:02:13] So I have to sing I'm dreaming of a caucasian holiday
[00:02:17] Sure that won't offend anybody
[00:02:18] Well it's a kung pao buckaroo holiday
[00:02:23] Whatever you do watch what you say
[00:02:28] If you're easily offended well that's okay
[00:02:32] Why do these people have to feel that way
[00:02:34] How come they get offended so easily
[00:02:36] It's a completely non offensive and politically correct holiday
[00:02:42] I'm just trying to come up with a song here
[00:02:46] Let's sing one together everybody ready george
[00:02:49] Ready
[00:02:50] Bill your ready
[00:02:51] I'm ready
[00:02:52] Jimmy jimmy jimmy
[00:02:56] Okay
[00:02:59] We three kings of biiiiiiiiip are bearing gifts we've traveled real far
[00:03:08] Sorry boys you have to say asia now
[00:03:10] What
[00:03:11] Oh come on just try
[00:03:16] We three kings of asia are
[00:03:20] That sounds like horse biiiip
[00:03:21] Oh lord okay how about little drummer boy
[00:03:25] Nope that offends short people
[00:03:27] And you can't say drummer cause that will offend real musicians
[00:03:30] How about little town of meddle hell
[00:03:33] What's this with all the short jokes
[00:03:35] Hey how about we do silent night
[00:03:37] No it'll offend people who's hard to hear and afraid of the dark
[00:03:42] What did he say about a shark
[00:03:43] Shark
[00:03:43] This happens every year
[00:03:45] Well it's a kung pao buckaroo holiday
[00:03:50] Whatever you do watch what you say
[00:03:55] If you're easily offended well that's okay
[00:04:02] It's a completely non offensive and politically correct holiday
[00:04:09] Hohoho
[00:04:10] No
[00:04:11] I can't say ho
[00:04:12] No you might offend some women
[00:04:14] So basically we can't sing anything
[00:04:17] I think that a bunch of bull biiiip
[00:04:20] Softer george it's more effective
[00:04:23] I think that a bunch of bull biiiip
[00:04:28] You now what I don't care who we offend
[00:04:32] I'm gonna sing chri biip mas carols if I wanna sing chri biip mas carols
[00:04:36] Louder man it's more effective
[00:04:38] I don't care who we offend
[00:04:40] I'm gonna sing chri biip mas carols if I wanna sing chri biip mas carols
[00:04:43] Me too
[00:04:45] We wish you a merry chri biip mas
[00:04:48] We wish you a merry chri biip mas
[00:04:50] We wish you a merry chri biip mas and a happy ne biip year
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