[00:00:00] Rapunzel & Flynn vs. Anna & Kristoff (Princess Rap Battle) - Whitney Avalon [00:00:00] Composed by:Whitney Avalon [00:00:00] Princess rap battle [00:00:04] Rapunzel and Flyyn [00:00:09] Versus [00:00:12] Anna and Kristoff [00:00:17] Let the rap battle begin [00:00:20] My hair's so soft but I ball so hard [00:00:23] That my body heard brings all the boys to the yard [00:00:25] I was the caged birs singing busting back on the scene [00:00:28] This little lost princess is the long-locked queen of [00:00:30] Rap un zel right in my name [00:00:33] Coming back for my crown with my magical mane [00:00:35] I'm a chef guitarist painter potter scholar singer dancer [00:00:38] Knocking me but like Elsa's door you haven't got an answer [00:00:41] You know then even nick and your past your peek [00:00:43] Even the silver in your hair is a loosing streak [00:00:45] I can't believe how dumb you are how stucking [00:00:47] For a sucker [00:00:48] I'll say it twice [00:00:49] You stink on ice [00:00:49] Did I mumbled motherf**ker [00:00:53] I'm not Ana I'm Anna [00:00:54] I go ham when I wanna [00:00:55] You can't handle the drama [00:00:57] Slam a dram prima Donna [00:00:58] A once upon a timer I know better than momma [00:01:01] Frozen fever so hot [00:01:02] I hafta chill in a sunna [00:01:03] Blondy's only got three books [00:01:04] And a mother that bethreas her [00:01:06] And it doesn't even pass her [00:01:07] With chill razor with no razors [00:01:09] Sun flower in a tower [00:01:10] Tricked by a kindnapper [00:01:11] Me I woulda capped her and freekin' witch slapped her [00:01:14] You're not he brightest lantern and your muggy just fugly [00:01:16] The word on the street [00:01:17] Is that you're duckling ain't snugly [00:01:19] Agrophic abore and I don't know what is sadder [00:01:21] That you've never worn shoes [00:01:22] Or that you're just a rope ladder [00:01:26] I'm kinda like this oaf [00:01:27] But I'm dash smart and beauteous [00:01:29] He's the biggest horse's a*s than Maximu's glutteous [00:01:32] My dream came true [00:01:32] The girl the castle the money [00:01:34] I'm the wanted man she wanted man [00:01:35] The future looks sunny [00:01:37] This drope both has the royal insider [00:01:39] And since we got hitched [00:01:40] We are both Flynn Riders [00:01:42] You think you're hot s**t [00:01:43] But your sister was colder [00:01:44] I'll met the ice in your heart [00:01:45] When I heat up I smolder [00:01:49] You're a fraud Eugenne [00:01:51] I'll pop your head like a twist off [00:01:52] This robber's getting crobbed when Kirstoff gets pissed off [00:01:55] My reindeer Sven is so d**n frosty [00:01:57] Santa's like [00:01:58] D**n that's a cold a*s donkey [00:02:00] I love Anna not her title [00:02:01] I would never two timer [00:02:02] You're a terrible rhymer [00:02:03] A tower and social climber [00:02:05] You're a colossal debacle [00:02:06] Even Olaf knows you're awful [00:02:07] You're stroked as your nose [00:02:08] I should dess you like gothel [00:02:12] Can I end this business [00:02:14] Hells yes I can [00:02:15] Whit the business end of my frying pan [00:02:17] Tied up and tangled [00:02:19] Strung up and strangled [00:02:20] We get your head rejected [00:02:21] When we're missing you tangled [00:02:23] So hungry for a husband once you left your isolation [00:02:25] We saw you getting Hans-y at your sister's coronation [00:02:28] Snap engaged to a villain 'fore you cuddled up with Thor [00:02:30] Looks like any dude'll do when your love's an open door [00:02:33] This Arendelle airhead has a brain full of holes [00:02:35] From when her mind got wiped by those ridiculous trolls [00:02:38] Of course you Norses fight but in the end you always lose [00:02:40] Your odds are sinking faster than your parents on a cruise [00:02:44] You've got an avalanche of dandruff and lice by the million [00:02:48] You need a lake of shampoo and a full-body Brazilian [00:02:51] While we're on the subject and I don't mean to push [00:02:53] But does your carpet match your drapes [00:02:54] That's like an 80-pound bush