[00:00:02] The Battle Of Epping Forest (2008 Digital Remaster) - Genesis [00:01:13] Along the Forest Road there's hundreds of cars luxury cars [00:01:19] Each has got its load of convertible bars [00:01:24] Cutlery cars superscars [00:01:28] For today is the day when they sort it out sort it out [00:01:34] 'Cos they disagree on a gangland boundary [00:01:40] They disagree on a gangland boundary [00:01:47] There's Willy Wright and his boys [00:01:49] One helluva noise that's Billy's boys [00:01:53] With fully-fashioned mugs that's Little John's thugs [00:01:57] The Barking Slugs - supersmugs [00:02:01] For today is the day when they sort it out sort it out [00:02:07] Yes these Christian soldiers fight to protect the poor [00:02:14] East end heroes got to score in [00:02:17] The Battle of Epping Forest [00:02:20] Yes it's the Battle of Epping Forest [00:02:23] Right outside your door [00:02:30] You ain't seen nothing like it [00:02:34] No you ain't seen nothing like it [00:02:37] Not since the Civil War [00:02:46] Coming over the hill are the boys of Bill [00:02:48] And Johnny's lads stand very still [00:02:52] With the thumpire's shout they all start to clout [00:02:55] - there's no guns in this gentleman's bout [00:02:59] Georgie moves in on the outside left [00:03:02] With a chain flying round his head; [00:03:06] And Harold Demure from Art Literature [00:03:10] Nips up the nearest tree [00:03:12] (Here come the cavalry ) [00:03:26] Amidst the battle roar [00:03:29] Accountants keep the score: 10-4 [00:03:33] They've never been alone after getting a radiophone [00:03:40] The bluebells are ringing for Sweetmeal Sam real ham [00:03:46] Handing out bread and jam just like any picnic [00:03:53] Picnic picnic picnic [00:04:16] It's 5-4 on William Wright; [00:04:19] He made his pile on Derby night [00:04:22] When Billy was a kid walking the streets [00:04:27] The other kids hid so they did [00:04:31] And now after working hard in security trade [00:04:36] He's got it made [00:04:37] The shops that need aid are those that haven't paid [00:04:44] "I do my double show quick " [00:04:47] Said Mick the Prick fresh out the nick [00:04:50] "I sell cheap holiday The minute they leave [00:04:55] Then a visit I pay and does it pay " [00:04:59] And his friend Liquid Len by name [00:05:03] Of Wine Women and Wandsworth fame [00:05:05] Said "I'm breaking the legs of [00:05:07] The bastard that got me framed " [00:05:12] "I'm breaking the legs of the bastard that got me framed " [00:05:28] They called me the Reverend [00:05:30] When I entered the Church unstained; [00:05:37] My employers have changed [00:05:39] But the name has remained [00:05:45] It all began when I went on a tour [00:05:47] Hoping to find some furniture [00:05:50] I followed a sign it said "Beautiful Chest" [00:05:52] It led to a lady who showed me her best [00:05:54] She was taken by surprise when [00:05:56] I quickly closed my eyes [00:05:58] So she rang the bell and quick as hell [00:06:02] Bob the Nob came out on his job [00:06:06] To see what the trouble was [00:06:13] "Louise is the Reverend hard to please " [00:06:16] "You're telling me " [00:06:18] "Perhaps sir if it's not too late [00:06:20] We could interest you in our old [00:06:22] Fashioned Staffordshire plate " [00:06:25] "Oh no not me I'm a man of repute " [00:06:34] But the Devil caught hold of my soul [00:06:37] And a voice called out "Shoot " [00:06:42] To save my steeple I visited people; [00:06:44] For this I'd gone when I met Little John [00:06:47] His name came I understood [00:06:49] When the judge said "You're a robbing hood " [00:06:55] He told me of his strange foundation [00:06:59] Conceived on sight of the Woodstock nation; [00:07:03] He'd had to hide his reputation [00:07:10] When poor 'twas salvation from door to door [00:07:14] But now with a pin-up guru every week [00:07:18] It's Love Peace and Truth Incorporated for all who seek