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[00:00:02] 谁也想不到
[00:00:05] 玉面小达摩
[00:00:06] 白云瑞和房书安
[00:00:09] 闹翻了
[00:00:11] 虽然没有公开的技巧
[00:00:13] 弄得谁心里都不愉快
[00:00:17] 老方自己走了
[00:00:19] 单干去了
[00:00:21] 就剩下白云瑞一个人
[00:00:24] 舆论是追悔莫及
[00:00:27] 其实啊
[00:00:29] 白云瑞的脾气比他爹还好得多
[00:00:34] 呢
[00:00:34] 白玉堂就更酸
[00:00:36] 说翻脸就翻脸
[00:00:38] 气死小辣椒
[00:00:39] 不让独头蒜字之由己不知有人
[00:00:44] 这与瑞啊
[00:00:45] 比他爹还强得多的多呢
[00:00:48] 尽管如此
[00:00:50] 也随特地说翻脸就翻脸
[00:00:56] 闲言少叙
[00:00:57] 书归正文
[00:00:59] 白云瑞一个心眼儿
[00:01:01] 想及早找着车量
[00:01:03] 所以呢
[00:01:05] 单身赶奔东海碧霞宫
[00:01:09] 他头脑一发热
[00:01:10] 想的挺清楚
[00:01:12] 我要见见吾圣人于和
[00:01:16] 愈合的外号
[00:01:18] 横推800无对手
[00:01:21] 轩辕重出武圣人
[00:01:25] 那可太了不起了
[00:01:27] 要说起来五宗13 派81 门谁最高啊
[00:01:33] 顶尖顶尖的是谁呀
[00:01:36] 他就是权威
[00:01:38] 谁都不是他的对手是哪位
[00:01:41] 就得是于和于九莲
[00:01:45] 这一点
[00:01:47] 没有不知道的
[00:01:49] 白云可以听说
[00:01:50] 我能见着武林的圣人
[00:01:52] 顶尖的人物
[00:01:54] 我就死在他的手下
[00:01:56] 我也值
[00:01:59] 他的头脑胡思乱想
[00:02:01] 果然找着碧霞宫
[00:02:05] 你看的妙啊
[00:02:06] 不像想象的那么大
[00:02:09] 原来听说
[00:02:11] 东海B 加工还了得
[00:02:14] 金碧辉煌
[00:02:16] 占地数千亩
[00:02:19] 那17 层大便
[00:02:21] 今儿这一看的
[00:02:22] 泄气
[00:02:24] 顶多两层店
[00:02:27] 而且墙有的地方都坍塌
[00:02:31] 呢
[00:02:31] 房顶上都长了草了
[00:02:34] 冷冷清清
[00:02:37] 门前连个人影儿都没有
[00:02:41] 刘瑞琦说
[00:02:42] 这B 加工就这样
[00:02:44] 嘿嘿
[00:02:45] 真是不能听传言呢
[00:02:49] 云瑞有异响
[00:02:51] 武圣人于和肯定住的这儿
[00:02:54] 我呢
[00:02:55] 来的是光明磊落
[00:02:58] 我就砸门
[00:02:59] 我理直气壮来找徐良
[00:03:04] 想着卖不来的角门这
[00:03:07] 啪啪啪啪
[00:03:09] 有人骂
[00:03:11] 怕不怕
[00:03:13] 哪位同事啊
[00:03:15] 有人骂
[00:03:17] 连叫数声毫无反应
[00:03:23] 这怎么回事儿
[00:03:24] 大白天的
[00:03:25] 没人了
[00:03:27] 都睡啦
[00:03:28] 或者还没睡醒
[00:03:31] 又教了几遍
[00:03:34] 因为不耐烦呢
[00:03:35] 听说在没人儿怪我失礼了
[00:03:39] 我啊
[00:03:40] 就得越墙而入
[00:03:42] 正在这时候
[00:03:43] 听见有脚步的声音
[00:03:46] 内鞋底板踩在那个地上
[00:03:50] 发出刺啦刺啦的时候
[00:03:52] 好像抬不起脚了
[00:03:54] Ce la ce la d 2 pa ce la
[00:04:00] 谁啊
[00:04:02] 有个苍老的声音
[00:04:05] 嗯
[00:04:06] 我呀
[00:04:07] 请您把门开开
[00:04:08] 我有事
[00:04:10] 呃
[00:04:11] 等一等呃
[00:04:13] 啊
[00:04:17] 这何苦地
[00:04:18] 还没睡醒呢
[00:04:20] 就来串门儿的来了
[00:04:23] 里边稀里哗啦一响
[00:04:24] 滋溜小门开开了
[00:04:28] 留了遗憾
[00:04:30] 开门了
[00:04:32] 是个唠唠叨
[00:04:35] 这老大个儿可不矮
[00:04:37] 李瑞还蒙着一些
[00:04:39] 头上戴着破道观
[00:04:42] 都开了花
[00:04:44] 身穿没法破的破道跑
[00:04:48] 是灰的还是黑的
[00:04:50] 分不清
[00:04:52] 恐怕这道袍望少说有五年没下水了
[00:04:58] 一里的四条都打着结
[00:05:01] 往脸上看
[00:05:02] 满脸的污垢
[00:05:04] 胡子都赶粘了
[00:05:07] 内眼睛上挂着红线
[00:05:10] 看得出他喝了许多许多的酒啊
[00:05:15] 就见这老老道
[00:05:17] 迷迷糊糊晃晃悠悠
[00:05:19] 勉强睁着眼打量白云瑞
[00:05:24] 无量天尊
[00:05:27] 失主找谁啊
[00:05:31] 请问到耶
[00:05:33] 这就是东海小蓬莱
[00:05:37] 碧霞宫吗
[00:05:39] 说对了
[00:05:41] 你要认字儿
[00:05:42] 看看那点
[00:05:44] 那不写得清清楚楚哦
[00:05:49] 大爷
[00:05:51] 我有事儿可以进去吗
[00:05:53] 有事儿
[00:05:56] 还有上课了
[00:05:57] 有事儿呢
[00:05:59] 那你要不嫌脏
[00:06:02] 请进来吧
[00:06:04] 云瑞跟着这个老老道进了碧霞宫
[00:06:08] 往院里看满目荒凉
[00:06:13] 也没人收拾
[00:06:15] 那野草长得多高
[00:06:18] 而且内容入砖石破碎
[00:06:22] 这院里更是破烂不堪
[00:06:26] 听说武胜人就住在这儿
[00:06:29] 嘿
[00:06:31] 这就是天下闻名的东海碧霞宫
[00:06:35] 这简直不可思议
[00:06:38] 正面是大便
[00:06:41] 他没进大殿
[00:06:42] 进了配房
[00:06:44] 林锐进了配方
[00:06:46] 一看更是破烂不堪
[00:06:48] 谈谈灌肠
[00:06:51] 桌子椅子尘土有多厚
[00:06:54] 那边有一张床
[00:06:56] 被子都没叠
[00:06:58] 再看那被子跟那个枕头
[00:06:59] 啊嫂说
[00:07:02] 有几年没洗过了
[00:07:03] 全是滋泥啊
[00:07:06] 刘若英一皱眉
[00:07:08] Pi 笛子闻了闻
[00:07:09] 这屋什么味儿
[00:07:10] 这是也说不出酸了
[00:07:13] 也说不出tu
[00:07:15] 唉
[00:07:16] 这老老大还挺热情
[00:07:19] 哎
[00:07:20] 你可别嫌脏啊
[00:07:22] 那儿有个凳子
[00:07:23] 请坐请坐
[00:07:25] 云瑞拉个凳子坐下
[00:07:29] 这老大去倒水去了
[00:07:32] 双手颤颤巍巍端了碗水
[00:07:35] 放在白云瑞面前
[00:07:37] 失着
[00:07:39] 喝点水解解渴
[00:07:42] 白瑞还得太晚了
[00:07:44] 唱的全是字呢
[00:07:47] 按现在新词儿
[00:07:48] 说不定有多少细菌呢
[00:07:50] 实在没法喝
[00:07:52] 云瑞谢过之后
[00:07:54] 把碗往前一推
[00:07:56] 无法下咽
[00:07:59] 这老大一挥手
[00:08:01] 把酒壶拿起来a
[00:08:05] 对不起
[00:08:05] 我在喝两口啊
[00:08:09] 酒是高粱
[00:08:10] 水儿醉人先醉腿啊
[00:08:15] 嘴里胡说话
[00:08:17] 眼前和见鬼
[00:08:19] 这点儿是好玩意
[00:08:21] 嗯
[00:08:22] 等等等等
[00:08:27] 嗯
[00:08:29] 说着就见他往床上一靠
[00:08:32] 眼皮一垂
[00:08:38] 哎呀
[00:08:38] 别介
[00:08:40] 要睡啊
[00:08:42] 于瑞心中话
[00:08:43] 这世上真有这样的人呢
[00:08:47] 看着又可气
[00:08:48] 又可笑又可怜
[00:08:51] 县长
[00:08:52] 县长啊
[00:08:55] 哎哟
[00:08:55] 瞧我这没出息劲儿
[00:08:57] 哎呀
[00:08:59] 还爱喝
[00:09:01] 喝完就睡
[00:09:03] 真是耽误不少的事儿啊
[00:09:06] 哎
[00:09:06] 对了
[00:09:06] 施主啊
[00:09:08] 你上这儿干嘛来了
[00:09:12] 大爷
[00:09:13] 我想打听几件事儿
[00:09:16] 哦
[00:09:17] 那说吧
[00:09:17] 什么事儿
[00:09:19] 请问
[00:09:22] 东海小蓬莱
[00:09:25] 有几个碧霞宫
[00:09:28] 瑞为什么这么笨呢
[00:09:29] 他不相信这是碧霞宫
[00:09:33] 越看越不对劲儿
[00:09:35] 所以才如此发问
[00:09:37] 老大一听乐了
[00:09:39] 嘿嘿悄悄地问
[00:09:41] 就一个碧霞宫啊
[00:09:44] 蝎子粑粑独一份
[00:09:47] 哦
[00:09:49] 那么这就是碧霞宫
[00:09:51] 没错儿
[00:09:54] 那么请问
[00:09:56] 碧霞宫的观主
[00:09:58] 当家的是谁
[00:10:01] 哎
[00:10:01] 瞧你问嗯
[00:10:03] 看来你是外地人
[00:10:07] 里里外外一把手
[00:10:10] 在下不才
[00:10:11] 我就是观主
[00:10:14] 我就是这庙里的当家人
[00:10:17] 哦
[00:10:19] 那么请问这庙上有多少倒是
[00:10:24] 多少倒是还哪一句话
[00:10:27] 里里外外就我一个人
[00:10:31] 我既是当家的
[00:10:33] 又是关主
[00:10:35] 哎
[00:10:36] 又什么都干
[00:10:38] 我就一个人
[00:10:41] 大爷
[00:10:42] 那么请问
[00:10:43] 横推800无对手
[00:10:45] 轩辕重出
[00:10:47] 无圣人于和於劳建科
[00:10:51] 住在什么地方
[00:10:54] 哎呀哎呀呀呀呀
[00:10:57] 你的疑问我才明白
[00:11:00] 他不住在这儿
[00:11:02] 离我这还十里地呢
[00:11:05] 你看着眼前有一家大山吗
[00:11:09] 他住的半山腰那个碧霞宫
[00:11:13] A
[00:11:14] 倒爷
[00:11:14] 你说话前后矛盾
[00:11:17] 刚才我问你几个B 下工
[00:11:19] 你说就一个蝎子粑粑毒一份
[00:11:23] 怎么你又说半山腰还有B 加工high
[00:11:27] 大概我没有说清楚
[00:11:30] 我这
[00:11:32] 是东海小蓬莱碧霞宫下院
[00:11:37] 人家住的是上苑
[00:11:40] 离我这还十里
[00:11:43] 哦
[00:11:43] 是这么回事儿
[00:11:45] 娱乐一下啊
[00:11:46] 对了
[00:11:48] 连云山通天
[00:11:49] 贯也
[00:11:50] 分上院和下院
[00:11:52] 哦
[00:11:53] 这也分上院和下院
[00:11:55] 往后遇上这事儿
[00:11:57] 真得打听清楚了
[00:11:59] 还有上下之分
[00:12:01] 老大还说呢
[00:12:04] 大概你光瞅见那个大字儿的碧霞宫
[00:12:08] 你没看见那小字儿内小字儿写的是下院
[00:12:15] 哦
[00:12:15] 对了
[00:12:17] 赢了一听
[00:12:17] 啊是怎么回事儿
[00:12:19] 我光看那碧纱宫呢
[00:12:21] 下院那俩字儿我没看着
[00:12:25] 云瑞点了点头
[00:12:27] 这老道就问H 失主哪儿来的
[00:12:32] 我内地来的
[00:12:34] 内地大了
[00:12:36] 什么地儿
[00:12:37] 东京
[00:12:38] 汴梁开封府
[00:12:40] 快啊
[00:12:43] 京城来的好吗
[00:12:46] 天子脚下
[00:12:47] 大邦之地
[00:12:49] 藏龙卧虎
[00:12:52] 外边瞅你仪表堂堂
[00:12:55] 不是一般的人儿吗
[00:12:58] 微信了哦
[00:13:00] 免贵
[00:13:01] 我姓白
[00:13:03] I 修
[00:13:05] 姓什么
[00:13:06] 姓白呀
[00:13:08] 姓白
[00:13:11] 这信号可不好
[00:13:13] 君威一听怎么个不好
[00:13:16] 哦
[00:13:16] 大爷
[00:13:18] 对象哪不好
[00:13:20] 我听着别扭
[00:13:22] 别扭啊
[00:13:25] 我就问你一件事儿吧
[00:13:27] 你打拼碧霞宫
[00:13:29] 你想干什么
[00:13:31] 带我到那去找一个人
[00:13:34] 你找那人姓什么
[00:13:37] 性须a 不寒
[00:13:41] 不寒不寒
[00:13:42] 不寒不寒
[00:13:44] 你等等
[00:13:45] 你等等
[00:13:47] 这老道说着来了精神
[00:13:49] 从内床铺D 里边拿出一只小木箱
[00:13:54] 木箱盖儿揭开
[00:13:56] 从里面拿出个本本
[00:13:59] 这本儿就像账本儿似的
[00:14:01] 占了点吐沫
[00:14:02] 先开了一瓶儿
[00:14:04] 虞瑞汉地轻轻上的三个字跳入眼帘
[00:14:10] 生死簿
[00:14:12] 嗨
[00:14:13] 听说他这还有生死簿啊
[00:14:16] 这森罗殿哪
[00:14:18] 你是判官
[00:14:20] 这什么意思
[00:14:22] 就见他把第二篇写了
[00:14:25] 你姓白
[00:14:27] 不好不好不好啊
[00:14:30] 这生死簿上给你标名挂号了
[00:14:34] 嗯
[00:14:35] 你数第二个
[00:14:37] 这第一个就姓徐
[00:14:40] 第二个就姓白
[00:14:43] 喔喔
[00:14:43] 你可离远点儿啊
[00:14:45] 你要上碧霞宫上院
[00:14:48] 九死一生
[00:14:51] 奉劝十足千万千万别去
[00:14:56] 白日一听
[00:14:57] 这话里都有话
[00:14:59] 另外
[00:15:00] 白瑞年轻
[00:15:02] 那眼睛多好使
[00:15:04] 用眼角的余光剜的本儿
[00:15:06] 上移开开裂这十个人的名字
[00:15:09] 头一个三哥徐良
[00:15:11] 第二个就是自己
[00:15:13] 第三个房书安
[00:15:14] 第四个讲评
[00:15:16] 第五个
[00:15:17] 展昭第六个
[00:15:18] 钟林第七个
[00:15:19] 爱虎第八个
[00:15:21] 刘士杰第九个
[00:15:22] 沈冰洁第十个
[00:15:25] 蒋晓艺
[00:15:27] 那后面还写的是谁都不知道
[00:15:31] 开裂的人名全是开封府的办差官
[00:15:35] 嗯
[00:15:36] 怎么解决了
[00:15:39] 您说这根据什么怎么写
[00:15:41] 此中必有文章
[00:15:45] 正在这时候
[00:15:47] 那老道把那本儿和上小心翼翼地放回木箱
[00:15:54] A 白十组啊
[00:15:58] 不过呢
[00:15:58] 你也不必担心
[00:16:01] 你姓白
[00:16:02] 还没什么关系
[00:16:04] 只是
[00:16:05] 别叫白云瑞
[00:16:07] 要做白云瑞啊
[00:16:09] 你可就死定了
[00:16:12] 啊
[00:16:16] 多谢鲍耶
[00:16:18] 您还真猜对了
[00:16:21] 我就是玉面小达摩
[00:16:24] 白云瑞啊
[00:16:27] 你
[00:16:28] 你可别吓唬我
[00:16:30] 你真是白更润
[00:16:32] 你一点儿不假
[00:16:33] 大丈夫坐不更名
[00:16:35] 立不改进
[00:16:36] 我能胡说吗
[00:16:39] 你是开封府的办差官白的将军
[00:16:44] 哎呀我的白的将军
[00:16:46] 快走快走啊
[00:16:48] 是非之地不能久留啊
[00:16:52] 一旦被人家堵上
[00:16:53] 也是准死无疑啊
[00:16:56] 我怎么那么倒霉啊
[00:16:58] 把你放进来干什么
[00:17:00] 造孽呀
[00:17:01] 造孽
[00:17:04] 导演
[00:17:05] 能告诉我吗
[00:17:07] 您贵姓高名啊
[00:17:10] 我呀
[00:17:11] 嘿嘿
[00:17:12] 我还贵姓
[00:17:13] 什么高明啊
[00:17:16] 你问辣
[00:17:17] 我就告诉你我复姓诸葛
[00:17:20] 单字珊
[00:17:21] 我叫诸葛山
[00:17:24] 人送外号的邋遢道人
[00:17:27] 因为我太邋遢了
[00:17:30] 哦
[00:17:30] 原来如此
[00:17:33] 好吧
[00:17:35] 既然
[00:17:37] 我淘扰了半天
[00:17:39] 我也不能就这么走了
[00:17:42] 大爷
[00:17:43] 这有十两银子给你留下吧
[00:17:46] 你不爱喝酒吗
[00:17:48] 拿点酒喝吧
[00:17:50] 告辞
[00:17:51] 啊哈哈哈哈
[00:17:53] 云柜刚到们这老道又说话了
[00:17:56] 在当当
[00:17:59] 什么是导演
[00:18:01] 嗯
[00:18:02] 你这人不错呀
[00:18:06] 这么说吧
[00:18:07] 这么多年没人给我银子
[00:18:11] 哎呀
[00:18:11] 你这出手大方啊
[00:18:13] 真叫我深受感动
[00:18:17] 就冲这十两银子
[00:18:20] 我想告诉你一件事儿
[00:18:23] 说吧
[00:18:24] 有话尽管讲来
[00:18:27] 我拜将军啊
[00:18:29] 你不想知道知道那生死是怎么回事儿
[00:18:35] 当然想知道
[00:18:37] 就看你愿意告诉我还是不愿意
[00:18:40] 我当然愿意了
[00:18:43] 你坐下
[00:18:44] 你坐下
[00:18:44] 别着急
[00:18:45] 听我慢慢道来
[00:18:49] 白日又坐下了
[00:18:51] 诸葛珊接着说
[00:18:54] 想跟您说啊
[00:18:57] 这丽霞工啊
[00:18:59] 分两处
[00:19:02] 我这也出R
[00:19:03] 有名无实
[00:19:06] 人家正牌D 立下功不是总舵呀
[00:19:10] 离这十里na 美极了
[00:19:14] 人间的仙境啊
[00:19:17] 五上人就住在哪
[00:19:20] 那庙上都上千人
[00:19:22] 我这才老哥一个
[00:19:25] 我在这儿干嘛呢
[00:19:28] 我在这儿负责联络
[00:19:30] 通风报信
[00:19:33] 因为我也是老人儿了
[00:19:35] 别捂死
[00:19:37] 所以五剩余和呢
[00:19:39] 有恻隐之心
[00:19:41] 把我留在这儿
[00:19:42] 可也不管我
[00:19:44] 只是说
[00:19:45] 有大事小情儿的
[00:19:48] 让我到总舵也去送个信
[00:19:52] 到了时候
[00:19:53] 人家赏给我点儿凉啊
[00:19:54] 赏给我点米呀
[00:19:56] 我回来好维持生活
[00:20:00] 前些时啊
[00:20:03] 来了个姓徐的
[00:20:05] 也到我这儿来了哦
[00:20:08] 百分之一丁啊
[00:20:10] 可有了
[00:20:10] 希望来个姓徐的
[00:20:13] 此人可是徐良
[00:20:15] 一点儿不错
[00:20:17] 唰白的白眼没
[00:20:20] 面晒子扬竿
[00:20:23] 背着把挺宽的刀叫什么
[00:20:25] 叫大环刀
[00:20:27] 小伙子
[00:20:28] 别看长得不怎么地
[00:20:30] 也蛮精神
[00:20:32] 还跟了一个我的同行是个大个儿的道理
[00:20:38] 你看人家多干净利索呀
[00:20:40] 听说是
[00:20:42] 冰山北极岛来的
[00:20:45] 这冰山北极岛在哪我也不清楚
[00:20:49] 他俩一块儿到了
[00:20:50] 我弟弟下跪
[00:20:52] 也是问路
[00:20:54] 跟你丫相差无几
[00:20:57] 我告诉他们地方了
[00:20:59] 他们俩就去了
[00:21:01] 是吗
[00:21:02] 娱乐一品心里有了底了
[00:21:05] 证明三哥和诸葛元英真来过
[00:21:10] 那么后来怎么样
[00:21:13] 唉
[00:21:14] 不说也罢
[00:21:17] 说起来太凄惨了
[00:21:20] 我不让他们去呀
[00:21:22] 跟您说的是一样
[00:21:25] 结果他们不听啊
[00:21:27] 非要找50 那鱼和
[00:21:30] 结果一去不回头啊
[00:21:34] 我听说了
[00:21:36] 好像他们死在落魂谷
[00:21:41] 双双毙命
[00:21:43] 死的太惨了
[00:21:47] 可以啊
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