[00:00:00] 本字幕由腾讯音乐天琴实验室独家AI字幕技术生成 [00:00:05] 魔家四将发稀奇啊 [00:00:08] 哎哟 [00:00:09] 这对这座西城这个威胁可太大了 [00:00:14] 这搁色这里来呀 [00:00:16] 那可是张桂芳 [00:00:19] 无法比你啦 [00:00:21] 张桂芳不过带着个先行官枫林 [00:00:25] 哎 [00:00:26] 一个会吐黑气 [00:00:27] 一个呼名落马 [00:00:30] 人家魔家四将 [00:00:32] 那气魄可太大 [00:00:35] 今天子牙喝它两阵对圆往对面这么一看 [00:00:41] 确实啊 [00:00:43] 使人觉得慎得慌 [00:00:45] 怎么这四个大个儿三丈来高啊 [00:00:50] 哥儿几个长得个头儿 [00:00:52] 高矮差不多 [00:00:55] 那模样 [00:00:56] 模样长得挺吓人 [00:00:58] 脸色不同 [00:01:00] 连芬四射 [00:01:03] 红黄蓝黑 [00:01:06] 老大 [00:01:07] 玻璃清 [00:01:09] 往阵前这儿一站 [00:01:12] 点名叫姜子牙搭话 [00:01:16] 没什么可说的 [00:01:18] 让他下马归降 [00:01:21] 现出黄飞虎 [00:01:24] 这稀奇的这些军校 [00:01:27] 就瞅着这员大将 [00:01:29] 怪可笑的 [00:01:31] 他们也不敢露 [00:01:34] 这两军作战 [00:01:36] 那是十分严肃的事儿啊 [00:01:40] 谁敢疏忽大意啊 [00:01:43] 不过摸得清这形象 [00:01:46] 这派头儿招人可了呀 [00:01:49] 他也没有码 [00:01:51] 但是照样顶盔挂甲 [00:01:54] 右手拄着一次点钢枪 [00:01:57] 大伙儿一看 [00:01:58] 这枪好家火 [00:02:01] 跟一棵树差不多 [00:02:04] 虽然没有那树茂儿就跟那树听似的 [00:02:07] 这家伙 [00:02:08] 这这 [00:02:09] 这千赶比碗口都粗质得多的分灵啊 [00:02:13] 左手 [00:02:15] 还拄着一把伞 [00:02:18] 这把伞那确实和普通的那个雨伞旱伞不一样 [00:02:23] 他是个长柄伞 [00:02:25] 内三瓣儿是六尺六寸长 [00:02:30] 看来也没有什么出奇的地方 [00:02:34] 但是这些人哪知道这把伞的奥妙 [00:02:41] 按道理来讲 [00:02:42] 出兵之前武成王黄飞虎啊 [00:02:45] 在相府里得详详细细 [00:02:49] 把这个四将的来龙去脉 [00:02:52] He 他们所绘的武艺以及身上带的法宝 [00:02:57] 给介绍一番 [00:03:00] 但是黄飞虎没好意思讲 [00:03:02] 怎么回事儿 [00:03:03] 武城王是个有深沉的人 [00:03:06] 上一次张桂芳来发稀奇 [00:03:09] 因为有人问 [00:03:10] 同时姜子牙呢 [00:03:12] 呃也向他打听 [00:03:13] 说 [00:03:14] 张桂芳这人有什么呀 [00:03:17] 行人的本领 [00:03:19] 哎 [00:03:20] 自己啊 [00:03:21] 说了这么几句话 [00:03:23] 惹得文武众将 [00:03:25] 嘲笑了一番 [00:03:27] 五重磅心里很难过 [00:03:29] 这次啊 [00:03:30] 他就没有详详细细项将成下或者中将介绍介绍 [00:03:38] 那么 [00:03:38] 我在西岐文武众将跟前 [00:03:41] 一张嘴就是盛汤的武将 [00:03:44] 是多么的了不起 [00:03:45] 多么的厉害 [00:03:47] 这里头能起个副作用 [00:03:49] 对自己也不好 [00:03:52] 可是五成王心里有数 [00:03:55] 他瞅了瞅姜丞相和他身边的 [00:03:58] 这些战将以及李家那小哥儿仨无成王心想 [00:04:05] 你们哪里知道魔家四将的厉害 [00:04:09] 你们瞅着这把伞还乐呢 [00:04:12] 这把伞可了不得 [00:04:15] 哦 [00:04:16] 真了不起啊 [00:04:17] 那当然 [00:04:19] J 魔家四像有四件宝贝 [00:04:25] 这个茉莉清 [00:04:26] 使得就是混元珍珠伞 [00:04:31] 这把伞呐 [00:04:33] 上边儿绣着四个大字 [00:04:35] 叫装载乾坤 [00:04:37] 是拿珍珠绣成的 [00:04:43] 有人知道这个伞的这个来龙去脉 [00:04:46] 那叫三组八中啊 [00:04:49] 何为三组呢 [00:04:51] 那就是祖母禄祖母 [00:04:54] B 祖母印 [00:04:56] 此为三组啊 [00:04:58] 八猪呢 [00:04:59] 上头有八颗宝珠 [00:05:02] 那就是夜明珠避尘珠 [00:05:05] 避火珠避水珠清凉珠 [00:05:08] 九曲珠定颜珠定风珠 [00:05:12] 这个伞要是不撑开 [00:05:15] 还则罢了 [00:05:16] 如果要把这个伞怎么一打开 [00:05:20] 那当时就天昏地暗 [00:05:23] 飞沙走石啊 [00:05:25] 在这飞沙走石之中 [00:05:28] 裹着无数的刀毛利润 [00:05:33] 你就是钢盔铁甲疼 [00:05:36] 抬手啊 [00:05:36] 什么也遮挡不住 [00:05:39] 嗯 [00:05:41] 老二摸着红 [00:05:43] 有一口宝剑 [00:05:44] 叫青云剑 [00:05:47] 那可称得起是万剑之祖啊 [00:05:51] A [00:05:51] 所有的保健都得把它称为祖师爷 [00:05:56] 为什么呢 [00:05:57] 他不是说什么风霜历任a 硝酮锻铁克 [00:06:01] 乳腐吹毛可过 [00:06:04] 那怎么能跟青云剑比呢 [00:06:07] 他是一口神剑 [00:06:09] 用这把剑只要在地上画个双十字 [00:06:13] 当时那就万兆金蛇乱窜 [00:06:16] 遍地起黑烟黑烟中裹着烈火 [00:06:21] 你说这多可怕呀 [00:06:24] 摸着还老三呢 [00:06:27] 这三爷 [00:06:28] 有一只匹马 [00:06:31] 这只枇杷可了不得 [00:06:34] 上边儿只有四根弦 [00:06:36] 这四根弦是四个字 [00:06:38] 叫地水火风 [00:06:41] 只要把这琵琶这么一谈 [00:06:43] 那谈起来那叫山摇地动 [00:06:47] 把你震的呀 [00:06:49] 头痛欲裂 [00:06:50] 是满地翻滚呐 [00:06:53] 老四摸着瘦呢 [00:06:55] 魔力show 1 [00:06:56] 里头揣着一只小怪物 [00:07:00] 这小怪物是什么东西 [00:07:02] 你要是把他托在手里啊 [00:07:04] 就跟个小刺猬似的 [00:07:06] 圆乎乎的那么可爱 [00:07:07] 你要用手这么一旅 [00:07:09] 那就像一条长虫似的 [00:07:11] 你要吧 [00:07:11] 王半空这么一扔 [00:07:14] 记起来 [00:07:15] 他就变得像一只大象那么大 [00:07:20] 专门吃人哪 [00:07:22] 这花狐貂吃人呐 [00:07:24] 不论性别a [00:07:26] 而且是不管荤素呢 [00:07:29] 逮谁吃谁 [00:07:30] 不仅吃人马 [00:07:32] 牛羊鸡犬是 [00:07:34] 是一块儿全改了 [00:07:36] 一张口 [00:07:37] 噗地一下就把你给吸进去 [00:07:41] 太厉害了 [00:07:42] 那当然 [00:07:44] 您进的那个庙院里啊 [00:07:48] 是够点档次的 [00:07:49] 大庙一进山门 [00:07:52] 那不是坐着四位吗 [00:07:54] 啊 [00:07:54] 一位背着宝剑 [00:07:57] 一位拄着伞 [00:07:59] 一个手里头拖着花虎雕 [00:08:02] 还有一位弹琵琶的 [00:08:05] 那叫四大金刚 [00:08:07] 就是这四位 [00:08:09] 要不怎么说 [00:08:10] 在商纣当时一提起魔家四将 [00:08:14] 无不望风逃窜 [00:08:17] 武城王本想啊 [00:08:19] 把自己所知道的 [00:08:21] 都像姜丞相 [00:08:23] He 文武众将介绍一番 [00:08:26] 可这些话没说出来呀 [00:08:29] 今儿个 [00:08:30] 他在阵前手里提着 [00:08:33] 金转提炉枪 [00:08:36] 跨在五色神牛上 [00:08:38] 目不转睛往对面儿看着 [00:08:41] 他的脸色也带出来了 [00:08:45] 带出什么来了 [00:08:47] 面有惊恐之色 [00:08:49] 紧张 [00:08:52] 哪吒的眼神管事儿啊 [00:08:54] 哪吒已经看出来了 [00:08:56] 那么这心想 [00:08:58] 五乘亡在朕前已经变颜变色的 [00:09:01] 说明啊 [00:09:03] 来将很厉害啊 [00:09:06] 不能让我师叔过去 [00:09:09] 丞相吃了亏怎么办 [00:09:11] 他当即讨令 [00:09:13] 一吹风火轮他就过来 [00:09:16] 就差一步 [00:09:17] 大江南功课都把刀举起来了 [00:09:21] 他想冲杀过来 [00:09:22] 即便南宫括到阵前 [00:09:25] 哼 [00:09:26] 哪吒今儿也得把他拽回去 [00:09:28] 这样做并不是看不起难攻克 [00:09:30] 你就是再勇猛的大将 [00:09:33] 你想平气里厮杀 [00:09:35] 那远不是魔家四将的对手啊 [00:09:39] 所以哪吒抢先了 [00:09:41] 他一过来 [00:09:42] 金吒木吒就跟过来 [00:09:44] 小哥撒往摩青跟前 [00:09:46] 这么一站 [00:09:48] 我听一看 [00:09:49] 哟呵 [00:09:51] 谁说这谁家的小孩儿啊 [00:09:54] 真会生啊 [00:09:55] 哥仨都那么漂亮 [00:09:58] 谁家的小孩儿啊 [00:10:01] 啊 [00:10:01] 这么招人喜爱啊 [00:10:03] 三个小道童 [00:10:05] 黑只是中间儿蹬大车轱辘 [00:10:08] 这位啊 [00:10:09] 有点蒙 [00:10:09] 一头扎一为各显的高 [00:10:12] 本来个子就高 [00:10:14] 脚底再踩俩大车咕噜喝 [00:10:17] 有点显眼 [00:10:19] 摸得清 [00:10:21] 冲他们点了点头 [00:10:23] 你们是什么人哪 [00:10:25] 啊 [00:10:25] 过来干什么 [00:10:27] 你们快回去 [00:10:29] 换姜子牙来答话 [00:10:32] 额人一听 [00:10:33] 啊呸 [00:10:36] 你叫什么呀 [00:10:38] 我的听一听 [00:10:40] 我是程唐大帅茉莉清啊哦 [00:10:46] 你就是那个四魔之手啊 [00:10:49] 冉野 [00:10:51] 你有什么资格叫我师叔过来啊 [00:10:55] 你看你保的那人吧 [00:10:57] 保了一个无道的昏君 [00:11:00] 今天你是吴道伐有道啊 [00:11:03] 令人马感到稀奇 [00:11:05] 来至岂有此理 [00:11:08] 我劝你们赶快倒七投降 [00:11:12] 我师叔能给你们留一条活命 [00:11:15] 不然呢 [00:11:17] 你们休想再回朝哥啦 [00:11:20] 哟呵 [00:11:22] 几句话把模型给说热了 [00:11:25] 他哈哈大笑 [00:11:27] 这一笑 [00:11:27] 啊 [00:11:28] 好家火 [00:11:30] 改成三级地震了 [00:11:32] 哪吒在这车轱辘上来回晃了两晃 [00:11:36] 心说 [00:11:36] 这家伙这嗓门儿真冲啊 [00:11:39] 好家伙 [00:11:39] 这一了这么大声音 [00:11:41] 你笑什么笑娃娃 [00:11:44] 年纪不大 [00:11:45] 口气不小 [00:11:47] 嗯 [00:11:48] 你有什么本事 [00:11:51] 看这样亲如本帅 [00:11:54] 什么本事 [00:11:54] 叫你看看吧 [00:11:57] 哪吒宁枪就刺 [00:12:00] 金吒木吒街两旁就过来这个 [00:12:02] 真是打虎亲兄弟 [00:12:04] 这个真是打虎亲兄弟 [00:12:06] 哥仨一块儿上 [00:12:08] 摸着红 [00:12:09] 摸着海 [00:12:09] 摸着瘦 [00:12:10] 不让啊 [00:12:11] 这干嘛 [00:12:12] 啊 [00:12:13] 刚一照面 [00:12:13] 撒打一个欺负我大哥 [00:12:17] 看不出啊 [00:12:19] 把兵器往起这么一提 [00:12:21] 感觉戈斯全是长枪 [00:12:24] 都是镔铁枪 [00:12:26] 还全都是啊啊 [00:12:28] 300来斤 [00:12:29] 重提枪就要过来 [00:12:32] 茉莉清回头冲几个兄弟使了个眼色 [00:12:36] 他摆了摆手 [00:12:38] 他使眼色 [00:12:39] 那几位能看得见吗 [00:12:41] 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